I was dreading writing this recap. This whole finale just left a bad taste in my mouth. Everything about it fucked up. I’m going to try as best as I can to make this funny, but so much of it just left me feeling angry. And I have to get blood work done in the morning […]
Hi, Trashies. So, it’s that time of year. It’s time for the contestants to tell us a whole bunch of shit that we already knew in an effort to make this season last an extra week. Shall we get right to it? There’s a big montage of moments from the “Tell All” shows from the […]
Hi, Trashies! It’s hometowns week which means we get to see the people who will be most embarrassed by the contestants’ appearances on this show! Shall we get right to it? First up, Rachel travels to Baltimore to meet Eric’s family. Eric is super creepy and purrs at Rachel, but she doesn’t seem to mind. […]
Hi, Trashies. I’m not sure if I recognize this show without a rose ceremony in the beginning. We’re back on a normal schedule and I’m not sure how to handle it! Anyway, let’s get right to the snarking! Rachel and her men arrive in Switzerland and we find out there will be no rose ceremony […]
Hi, Trashies. Thanks for your patience. Four ours of show is a lot to recap, so let’s get right to it! We pick up with Kenny pulling Racist E. Lee aside to talk, but we don’t actually see any of it because we have to watch Rachel and Bryan make out. The least amount of drama […]
Hi, Trashies. So, I know it’s only been two weeks, but it feels like there hasn’t been an episode in months. By now, I’m sure you all know about the Bachelor in Paradise drama. I just want to start this out by saying I won’t discuss it here. There have been so many conflicting reports and […]
We open this episode with DeMario coming back to the rose ceremony to beg Rachel for another chance. He says that he should have been honest from the beginning, blah, blah, blah. He tries to say something like, “In order to experience joy, you need to experience pain. Rachel’s response is a thing of beauty. […]
Hi, Trashies. So, the incredibly tedious and boring first week intros are out of the way, so it’s time to get to snarking on the real show! Let’s get right to it, shall we? We start with an appearance by Chris Harrison telling the guys he hopes everyone is here for the right reasons and […]
Hi, Trashies! It’s time for another season of The Bachelorette. I really hope that I don’t end up hating Rachel, but this has got to be better than Jojo’s season! After the usual montage filled with staged courtroom scenes (Rachel’s an attorney, remember?), we jump into some intro packages for the guys. The first guy is Kenny (the pro […]
Hi, Trashies! So, Ben and Lauren are the first Bachelor/ette couple in two years to break up, but that doesn’t matter because they’re such old news. Oh, yes, it’s that time of year again! It’s time for The Bachelorette. This season has to be better than the dumpster fire that was Jojo’s season and the snoozefest that was Nick. […]
Here we go, Trashies. We finally made it! It’s time for the finale of The Bachelorette. Will JoJo pick Robby – the orange tinted cliche machine with a shady past? Or will she pick Jordan – with a past just as shady, but he’s related to Aaron Rodgers, so we’ll totally overlook all the shadiness? Let’s fine […]
On this week’s The Bachelorette, it’s the Men Tell All Special! They all have feelings…about Chad. Luke rambles on a lot, Santa threatens to beat people up, and Vinny’s mom gives JoJo the business. Listen to the podcast here and find us on Twitter and Instagram @RosePricksPod.
On this week’s The Bachelorette, DoDo falls in love almost three times and bones at least one dude. Also, Old Man Luke is blinkin’ mad, Chase compares his relationship to getting kicked in the nuts, and Orange Robby becomes a traffic cone. Listen here, and find us on Twitter and Instagram @RosePricksPod.
Hi, Trashies. We’re down to the final four and you know what that means! That’s right, it’s time to meet the people who are ashamed to admit they’re related to these losers! With that, let’s get right to the hometown dates, shall we? First up, we’re going to meet Chase’s family in Highlands Ranch, CO. […]
Home visits! Chase knocks down railings, Hairon is nobody’s brother, Orange Robby pathologically lies (orangely), and Luke ages another thirty years. Listen here!
Greetings, Trashies! It feels like it’s been forever since there’s been a new episode of The Bachelorette. I think that’s because I’ve never been so bored on this show. Do you think Chris Harrison will say “most dramatic season yet” with a straight face at the “After the Final Rose” special? Lord knows I can’t. Anyway, let’s […]
Today’s episode is all about terror bingeing and losing your mind when thin people are handed everything. Also, the word entitlement. And thinning hair on men in their twenties. WTH is up with that? We don’t know, but we sure as hell INVESTIGATE IT. Listen here!
****TrashTalkTV has a Bachelorette podcast now called Rose Pricks. Check it out! Hi, Trashies. So, this is our first 100% Chad-free episode. I can’t be more boring than last week, can it? Before we find out, I completely forgot to mention something last week! We all know that Marcus and Lacy were never legally married […]
This week on The Bachelorette, two wusses leave Argentina, one sobbing to a showtune. For like twenty minutes. SOBBING. Also, JoJo’s fascination for guys with dead eyes gets more intense. Check out the latest episodes of The Rose Pricks Podcast here! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram!