Here we go, Trashies. We finally made it! It’s time for the finale of The Bachelorette. Will JoJo pick Robby – the orange tinted cliche machine with a shady past? Or will she pick Jordan – with a past just as shady, but he’s related to Aaron Rodgers, so we’ll totally overlook all the shadiness? Let’s fine […]
On this week’s The Bachelorette, it’s the Men Tell All Special! They all have feelings…about Chad. Luke rambles on a lot, Santa threatens to beat people up, and Vinny’s mom gives JoJo the business. Listen to the podcast here and find us on Twitter and Instagram @RosePricksPod.
On this week’s The Bachelorette, DoDo falls in love almost three times and bones at least one dude. Also, Old Man Luke is blinkin’ mad, Chase compares his relationship to getting kicked in the nuts, and Orange Robby becomes a traffic cone. Listen here, and find us on Twitter and Instagram @RosePricksPod.
Hi, Trashies. We’re down to the final four and you know what that means! That’s right, it’s time to meet the people who are ashamed to admit they’re related to these losers! With that, let’s get right to the hometown dates, shall we? First up, we’re going to meet Chase’s family in Highlands Ranch, CO. […]
Home visits! Chase knocks down railings, Hairon is nobody’s brother, Orange Robby pathologically lies (orangely), and Luke ages another thirty years. Listen here!
Greetings, Trashies! It feels like it’s been forever since there’s been a new episode of The Bachelorette. I think that’s because I’ve never been so bored on this show. Do you think Chris Harrison will say “most dramatic season yet” with a straight face at the “After the Final Rose” special? Lord knows I can’t. Anyway, let’s […]
Today’s episode is all about terror bingeing and losing your mind when thin people are handed everything. Also, the word entitlement. And thinning hair on men in their twenties. WTH is up with that? We don’t know, but we sure as hell INVESTIGATE IT. Listen here!
****TrashTalkTV has a Bachelorette podcast now called Rose Pricks. Check it out! Hi, Trashies. So, this is our first 100% Chad-free episode. I can’t be more boring than last week, can it? Before we find out, I completely forgot to mention something last week! We all know that Marcus and Lacy were never legally married […]
This week on The Bachelorette, two wusses leave Argentina, one sobbing to a showtune. For like twenty minutes. SOBBING. Also, JoJo’s fascination for guys with dead eyes gets more intense. Check out the latest episodes of The Rose Pricks Podcast here! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram!
Holy shit, Trashies! It seems like it’s been forever since we were last here. What did we all do with ourselves last week? As I’m sure you remember, we left off with Chad coming back to the house after being eliminated on a 2-on-1 date with Alex. And that’s where we pick up this week! […]
Hi, Trashies. So, here we go. Two episodes this week! My dad brought me back some really awesome vodka from his trip to New Zealand and thank God he did. I’m going to need it. Also, before we begin, if you aren’t listening to RonnieK’s podcast with Stefanie Wilder Taylor, you totally should. They post […]
Hi, Trashies. It’s week two of the The Bachelorette and it’s time to go on some dates! This is where the drama really begins. Shall we get right to it? I think we shall! JoJo wakes up in the morning feeling lucky and excited to be The Bachelorette. Of course she is. Just once, I want a […]
Hi, Trashies! I know you’ve all been waiting for this. It’s time for the season premier of The Bachelorette! You remember JoJo, right? Ben told him he loved her, promised he’d never blindside her, and then blindsided her because he loved Lauren more. Well, fortunately for JoJo, she gets her own man-harem this season! Before we […]
Hi, Trashies! Have you missed me? More importantly, have you missed Chris Harrison? I know my Monday nights seem emptier without his brand of douchebaggery on my TV. When we last met, Caila was somewhere being angry as JoJo was announced as the next Bachelorette. Since JoJo strikes me as the type of woman to […]
Hi, Trashies! So, this is it. We’re finally going to find out who Kaitlyn chooses! Should it be Nick – the guy who is on this show for a second time but totally isn’t here to just be on TV? Or should it be Shawn – the guy who falls apart every time Kaitlyn is […]
Hi, Trashies. It’s the second last week of The Bachelorette, and you all know what that means! It’s time to bring back a whole bunch of contestants that none of us remember so they can wine in the last part of their fifteen minutes of fame. So, here we go! Have we actually seen this guy before? […]
Hi, Trashies. In case you forgot where we left off, Nick and Kaitlyn had sex, Shawn is whiny and insecure, and no one else really stands a chance. So, now you’re up to date. Oh, and let’s relive Chris crying like a little bitch when Kaitlyn dumped him. My God, that’s beautiful. You couldn’t script […]
Hi, Trashies! Because the timing of this season is all sorts of fucked up, we’re just picking up right where we left off. Shawn (a/k/a Captain Insecurity) has just come to Kaitlyn’s room to talk to her and demand reassurance. Kaitlyn is worried that he knows about her little bonefest with Nick. Kaitlyn is realizing […]
Hi, Trashies. As usual, we’re going to start this episode with drama and a rose ceremony. This week, the drama is still pouring out of Ian and his sour grapes. He’s just being an ass hole at this point and calls Kaitlyn shallow and “surface level.” Seriously, this really just looks like Ian is butt […]