Woo! We made it! It’s the last episode of this complete dud of a season! I had such high hopes for Nick after watching him on Paradise. I made no secret that I never cared for him as a contestant on The Bachelorette (both times), but, when he wasn’t competing with 25 other guys for the same girl, he […]
Three hours of this show to get through. Got your booze ready? Let’s do this! We open this week as Nick and Raven wake up from their night together. There’s an obviously edited line where Raven says, “Nick is really good at what he does. I’m very satisfied today” followed by a super subtle montage. Subtle as a […]
Hi, Trashies. I’m super happy this episode is only an hour this week. Life is crazy busy at the moment and, more importantly, I’m super sick of Nick’s BS and I don’t need two hours of it right now. We open up with Nick and Andi’s totally not staged conversation. Nick says that the last […]
I have little patience left for the bullshit that is this season and I’m sick, so I have to watch this sober. Guess what we’re starting with this episode! You’re right! A (sort of) rose ceremony! After dumping Kristina, Nick talks to the remaining four women. Corinne tells us that she sees roses in his […]
Hi, Trashies. So, by now I’m sure you’ve already seen that ABC has announced that Rachel will be the next Bachelorette. I’m thrilled to death with that choice because I really like her, but I’m kinda pissed that they pretty much spoiled the season. There’s no way Vanessa isn’t winning this thing, right? She’s the only […]
Hi, Trashies. Because this show has decided that we want cliffhangers always, we pick up this episode just as Taylor busts in on Nick’s date with Corinne to confront him. “Something, something, something, emotional intelligence, something, something.” The conversation doesn’t change anything, Taylor leaves, and Nick goes back to Corinne so they can make out. […]
Hi, Trashies. It’s been a hell of week (more cat surgery), so it feels good to finally sit down and start snarking on people making idiots out of themselves on national TV. As seems to be the norm these days, we’re going to start off with the second half of a confrontation and then go […]
So, we’re going to start off just before the rose ceremony because this show is all about the “to be continued…” these days. The ladies are still mad about Corinne straddling Nick in a bouncy castle. And you’ll never guess what Corinne is doing while everyone else is complaining. We get to see Vanessa talking […]
Oh, my God, can we just get on with this so we never have to hear about Liz and Jade and Tanner’s Wedding™? So, we start this episode with Nick coming clean about hooking up with Liz nearly a year ago. Why are they all so freaked out about this? Are they really surprised that […]
Hi, Trashies! After being introduced to the ladies last week, we’re finally going to see some actual dates. Also, did you guys know that Jade and Tanner got married? I had no idea that Jade and Tanner got married nine months ago. Also, Liz was totally at Jade and Tanner’s wedding, and, while she was […]
Liz has a secret, and it may or may not have to do with JADE AND TANNER JADE AND TANNER JADE AND TANNER. Also, Daddy’s Girl gets rough, Nick doesn’t comb his hair for anyone, and JADE AND TANNER. Listen here, and for bonus episodes and our full archives, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! You […]
We’re back! Ronnie and Stef talk about the opening of season 21 and laugh our butts off. For bonus episodes and our full archives, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! You can also find us on Twitter and Instagram @RosePricksPod. Check out Ronnie’s new show, TrashTalkTV: RHOBH Audiobooks on iTunes, etc. You can find it […]
We’re baaaack! Ronnie (Watch What Crappens, RHOBH Audiobooks) and Stefanie (For Crying Out Loud) reunite to break down the hos of The Bachelor: Season 21. We had no idea it would end up taking us three hours, but there was a lot of stupid to cover. We’ll release an episode a week leading up the […]
Hi, Trashies! The cast least for The Bachelor was just released today. Before we get to the snarking, we have to take a moment appreciate ABC’s super subtle penis joke: OK, now let’s meet the ladies! Alexis Age: 23 Occupation: Aspiring Dolphin Trainer So, our occupations can now be what we want to do? I’m not sure if Aspiring […]
On this week’s The Bachelorette, it’s the Men Tell All Special! They all have feelings…about Chad. Luke rambles on a lot, Santa threatens to beat people up, and Vinny’s mom gives JoJo the business. Listen to the podcast here and find us on Twitter and Instagram @RosePricksPod.
On this week’s The Bachelorette, DoDo falls in love almost three times and bones at least one dude. Also, Old Man Luke is blinkin’ mad, Chase compares his relationship to getting kicked in the nuts, and Orange Robby becomes a traffic cone. Listen here, and find us on Twitter and Instagram @RosePricksPod.
Home visits! Chase knocks down railings, Hairon is nobody’s brother, Orange Robby pathologically lies (orangely), and Luke ages another thirty years. Listen here!
Today’s episode is all about terror bingeing and losing your mind when thin people are handed everything. Also, the word entitlement. And thinning hair on men in their twenties. WTH is up with that? We don’t know, but we sure as hell INVESTIGATE IT. Listen here!
This week on The Bachelorette, two wusses leave Argentina, one sobbing to a showtune. For like twenty minutes. SOBBING. Also, JoJo’s fascination for guys with dead eyes gets more intense. Check out the latest episodes of The Rose Pricks Podcast here! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram!
Hi, Trashies! So, this is it. We’ve made it to the end! Ben is in love with two women, but can only walk out of here with one of them. Who will it be? We all know it’s probably going to be Lauren, right? He’s pretty much only had eyes for her since their first […]