Is it that time already? A scant two months, and I have only earned $4.7 million, taken 3 vacations and bought 19 jeweled cocktail stirrers. I would say that our time together has been especially enriching…for me. Anyway, this is a two hour episode, which I am watching on my gold television, and I am […]
Rich Kids of Beverly Hills
Hello friends. My DVR did not record last week’s show (Big Bad Bianca) so to make up for it, I will provide a brief recap and fast track this past Sunday’s episode (Bachelorette Blow Up) with a bunch of extra screenshots and images. You’re welcome. Big Bad Bianca: Bianca and Dorothy get together for dinner (#dinner?) because […]
Hello to the Rolls Royce of readership and my Cadillac commentators. I have been having a BMW type of day and honestly, not even a smudge on my Bentley will get me down. My positive attitude is due to the latest tax loophole my accountant discovered, saving me enough per year to buy a new […]
Happy Memorial Day weekend darlings! I am spending the weekend in the Hamptons opening up my pool, but only for people with blue bloods. I even have a Rothschild as a pool boy because I want no commoners near my private water. Anyway, dabble on some SPF and join me as we recap the latest […]
Greetings my babies! My 30 foot yacht is back in service- there was a servant impaled on the rudder (I forgot I sent Raphael under the boat to check about a blockage and I guess the poor dear just couldn’t hold his breath)- and my new flat screen wrapped in stingray skin has been delivered so […]
Hello all you folks drowning in credit card debt and wearing an Hermes belt from two seasons ago. Don’t lie, I know they only made that garish turquoise color for resort ’14 and you probably got it from an outlet store. I have been on my 20 foot yacht- because my 30 foot yacht is […]
Hello Paupers! How was everyone’s poor existence since we last met? Oh, don’t remember me? I am a snooty rich person and I am here in my caviar encrusted Lincoln Town Car quaffing buckets of champagne. I tell my driver *hiccup, throw out the champagne bottle, just bring me the bucket. I will use it […]
Who is ready to get loose in a place totally unlike where they are from? If you said the cast of this show, you’d be right. I mean wow, London and LA…both major cities. Sorry England- they are your problem now. Before we jump across the pond, we have to pack and get to Roxy […]
Ola hombres and chicas. On with the show! Ole! Morgan is throwing clothes over the bed as Asscot walks into the room wearing a three piece suit and no tie. Morgan wants more closet space. Morgan wants to go on an engagement trip to Europe with all of their friends. Asscot is thinking of the dolla […]
Hello loyal readers. After the drama of last week, perhaps this episode will be a little lighter in tone (meaning the cast will sit around eating marshmallows while wearing all white outfits). Let’s jump right into it. We are at an aerial studio called “Silks”with airheads Morgan and Dorothy. They are judging a “hot body” […]
Howdy doodies! By doodies, I mean the turds on this show. My readers are nectar. I am avoiding hashtags this week. #Lastweek, Asscot and Morgan got engaged with a blinding ring pop sized diamond. Taylor did not mention Roxy and all was well. Some other garbage happened but this week looks especially juicy. Let’s sink […]
Bonjour Bitches- Today we say “Bye Bye Bahamas. Bouncing back to beautiful Beverly Hills.” We open with Asscot getting ready to #propose. He calls Chelsea, MORGAN’S FUCKING PUBLICIST, and asks her to help with the big proposal. Chelsea thinks covering it up by saying that there is a photoshoot with OK magazine (of course) to get her […]
Greetings all. Let’s jump right in the the #BAHAMAS, where the cast-including Dorothy- has gathered for EJ’s event nonsense. First scene they are in the #hotellobby. EJ is wearing a long white caftan and looks like Atlanta Housewife Sheree’s long lost closet organizer. Onto the #yacht. Asscot calls it a boat but Morgan corrects him. […]
Hi All, JellyNYC here to recap the terrible, awful, no good, very bad people that make up the cast of Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. Disclaimer: I have no frame of reference for this show, or its previous seasons, so I am coming into this with the mindset that the cast are idiotic layabouts with no […]
Bryan, realizing he’s got a big fish on the line after all, tells her you’re on. Roxy is very pleased. With herself, mostly.
Later, the girls are back in their suite getting ready for the party. They’re wearing face masks that make them look like Jason from Friday the 13th.
They next discuss how people in New York need blowouts because their hair is too straight. New Yorkers are BRAVE.
The chefs make a gourmet doggie meal and Roxy is traumatized to learn that Lilly’s favorite treat, Bully Sticks, happens to be bull penises. That has to be the most ridiculous sentence I’ve ever typed and this is only Episode Six.