This week Patti and the gang are host to two particularly difficult Millionaires. The first, Jason Ziegler, a repeat client of Patti’s who’s notorious for looking for the perfect woman. In the event that you weren’t sure what constitutes “the perfect woman”, Jason brings along a handy seventeen point checklist of requirements. Talk about low […]
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This week’s episode promised to be full of drama as it was advertised that the Millionaire’s Club was set to be host to two of Patti’s most difficult clients yet. We open with Tony, a Millionaire who’s single, and stuck on dating men half his age. Tony checks into the resort and heads straight […]
Patti and her matchmaking minions have a real challenge ahead of them this week as they host a Millionaire and Millioneiress at the Millionaire’s Club resort. Tony, a repeat cradle robber and “twinkie lover” is faced with the challenge to find love in someone his own age. Anna Lisa, a self-professed party girl with commitment […]
As it turns out, Patti Stanger of Bravo’s ‘Millionaire Matchmaker” fame has managed to secure herself a knock-off of her former show on the WeTV network aptly titled “Million Dollar Matchmaker”. Mr. Olive himself expelled audible displeasure after discovering that she didn’t in fact parish in a “Buy One Get One” weave warehouse fire and […]
He’s shown lugging his overnight bag back to Trollville. Sometimes Patti finds her way right into my heart, she does.
Dr. V, in her new age-y language, tells Patti that no one likes a blowhard and she needs to shut the fuck up every once in a while. End scene.
We have not had a charmer the likes of Chad in a long, long time. Is this the season finale? Christmas? My birthday?
This week, Patti’s mixing drinks with her minions thinking about a Mixology Mixer. There’s been talk about Patti firing her new minions but I think they’ve mastered the art of ass kissing. Patti should know a good thing when she sees it. As a matchmaker you would think that she would RECOGNIZE. On with the […]
Patti’s arm must have stretched all the way to Hawaii because the selfie she took looked decent.
She says she likes mud and Adam likes that about her. He finds her simple. Me, too, Adam. Me, too.
That was actually a frank discussion on dating in LA and I can honestly say that’s a first for me to see on this show. If someone doesn’t start acting ridiculous I’m going to think Miss Andy is on vacation this week.
Stefan is telling the girls that Patti is nagging him to death and Patti gets up to come over to Stefan. Stefan trembles in fear and yells to Patti to be nice. She’ll have none of that, mister!
Why are you chasing after someone to make a point, Patti? What a screechy hag. Dollars to donuts she tripped over her broom.
Patti starts off saying “no offense” and immediately starts offending Frank by saying that Frank has no substance, is not interesting, has nothing to talk about and is a complete narcissist. Glad she wasn’t trying to offend him.
Patti verbally bitch slaps Eric calling him both a liar and a pervy geezer in less than sixty seconds.