This week on Big Brother, Paulie sobs while grabbing his dick, Corey blinks while grabbing his dick, and Paul’s just a dick. Find us on Instagram and Twitter @smotherpodcast! Listen here or on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher!
CNN – Beguiling Frat Boy Very Sorry You Caught Him Lying to You John Slattery lookalike water baby Ryan Lochte issued an apology today for making up a story about getting robbed at gunpoint in Rio. Doing his best to remember every cliché from Locked Up Abroad, he deftly copied and pasted over the actual […]
Chapter 8: The Upside Down We’ve reached the final chapter of Stranger Things and this one is full of emotions, resolve, some laughter, and more unsettling discoveries to prepare us for Season 2. Let’s dive right in back where it all began – on the celestial sky overtop the laboratory. Inside, Joyce is handcuffed to […]
Huffington Post – This is Not the Casualty I Was Hoping For This Election Seasoon Comedy Central has cancelled The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, which sucks, because the show actually brought some much-needed diversity to the late night game and was also funny, insightful, and original. I hope that somewhere, up in Late Night Heaven, The Nightly […]
It’s double eviction week, but the girls in this house have an a-dick-tion to douchebags and don’t stand a chance. Paul yells and wears a floatie, Michelle sobs and tells people off, and Paulie becomes more of an ass than we thought possible. Enjoy, and find us on Instagram and Twitter @SmotherPodcast. Listen here!
TrashTalkCeleb: Tom Cruise, Farrah Abraham, Anthony Weiner, Amber Heard, Liam Hemsworth, PLUS Kris Finally Wins
Celebitchy – Let’s Start With Some Good News Not gay, beaming maniacally, Miscavidge sex slave Tom Cruise has apparently not seen his 10-year old test project Suri for over three years. a) funny, a lot of Scientologists haven’t seen their family members in a few years, and b: Reality Tea – Welcome to Lie Cast Where We Invite Z-List Celebrities […]
Previously: Bleh-mma and Audrey found Peeping Piper’s ripening corpse at the creepy old orphanage. THIS is why you don’t go to places that have a reputation for “child abuse” and “forced lobotomies” on their Yelp page; Tyler Slurden covers his creepy eyes with some cool shades; Audrey doesn’t trust Tyler Slurden, but she’s in no […]
Hi Trashies! The process of getting this double ep cap out has been long and painful – although the pain was mainly for anyone who interrupted me getting this abomination out. Failed logins, me falling asleep for 16 hours straight for, er, reasons. With hindsight, it might have been better to split it in two, […]
Previously: New Coke 2! Electric Boo!galoo may be more annoying than one of those phone scams, but Audrey really needs to learn to start screening her calls; Audrey waited too long to confess that she and Peeping Piper were poison pen friends, so the killer blew her spot with Bleh-mma; Shut Up! Noah made a […]
TMZ – What Happens in the Grotto Stays in the Grotto Because We are Never Selling this Shithole The Playboy Mansion, aka The Cum Sock of Holmby Hills, is back on the market folks! A $110 million deal with billionaire junior Daren Metropolous fell through, despite the fact that Daren had grand plans to rebrand the decrepit litter box of […]
I hope everyone is having fun in the sun. It’s SYTYCD time again so let’s get to it: the 8 remaining tots and 10 All Stars are dressed as toys for a Phoenix and Pharside group routine. It’s funky and cute, with interesting level changes and excellent synchronization (hard to achieve with a group). Tahani, Comfort […]
Chapter Four: The Body Chapter Three closed on a highly emotional note. The body of poor little Will had just been discovered in a large quarry, but not everyone is convinced of the corpse’s authenticity. Chapter Four, entitled, The Body, takes a closer look at the grim discovery. We open on the celestial night sky, […]
TrashTalkCeleb: Wendy Williams, Teen Choice Awards, Karlie Hay, Jay Z and Beyonce, Dancing with the Stars
Jezebel – HOW YOU DUHINNNNNN (a: shitty) Wendy Williams, a big wig wearing animatronic muppet that likes to come out and entertain bored women who are home alone at 10am, has a lot of opinions. And a lot of them suck. But most of them are JUICY, HENNY, which is why she delivers them over a […]
Hi Trashies This week, the gates of Hell itself open and spew up the lowest of all abominations to plague the Masterchef kitchen – Children. Worse, Teenagers. Welcome to episode 9, ‘A Piece of Cake’. So teenagers and cake, means a party. Not a good party, with booze, nudity and drugs, but a kids party. […]
Previously: Audrey got busted (finally) via voicemail, and must now face the wrath of the bland one; Bitchy told Lakewood to stick it up their bike path; Professor Try-Hard got up in Bleh-mma, and the rest of the Near Death Breakfast Club’s business in the hopes of writing a trashy best seller. She also got tossed […]
Perez Hilton – Blake Shelton: You Can Take the Boy Out of the Possum Nest … but ya can’t take the stereotypical backwoods tendencies out of the boy. Earlier this week, Blake Shelton apparently suggested that he was “leaning towards” Donald Trump, a big stack of silly putty that rolled around in a dog bed and now we can’t […]
This week on Big Brother, Michelle gets jeal, Frank gets stanked, and Paul is an idiot. Enjoy! Listen here or on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher!
Chapter Three: Holly, Jolly Chapter Two ended as two teen girls were experiencing big milestones at a risqué, no-parents party, hosted by Steve the idiot. Inside, Nancy was in the midst of a steamy romance within the wall’s of Steve’s plaid-clad bedroom. Outside, a monster in the misty, poolside moonlight had just gobbled up her […]
Hey there TrashDancers. I feel as though barely anyone is watching this show. Even EW stopped recapping a while ago. Is it the kids? Methinks it’s the 2-hour full of filler format. I don’t mind a short commercial for a movie but I don’t need to know how each kid feels about it. Or whatever chats with the […]