Happy Season 7!! I’m trying something new this year and releasing these as audiobooks in addition to the regular written recaps! They will be free the first week they’re posted and then move onto a premium feed, so if you wanna support a fat bitch and have access to the archives at all times, you […]
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This year, I celebrated my tenth year as a recapper! Yes, it was a damn decade ago I auditioned for TVgasm.com to recap Top Chef, and since The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns tomorrow night and I’ve got some fresh Mary Jane, I figured it was a good time to cry about the past and celebrate […]
We had a really great time with this week’s guests Matt Marr and Jake Anthony. We mocked the hell out of episode 7 and they even stayed around for our bonus episode. There are bonus episodes of the episodes on our premium feeds. Listen here, and for bonus episodes and our full archives, become a […]
This week on Finding Prince Charming, Dillon gets (more) bitchy, Chad gets (more) crazy, and Roberto gets (more) devoid of any human characteristics. PLUS the premium bonus is a story all about meeting some of the FPC cast at The Abbey, and meeting Skippy from Family Ties after eating too much weed candy. Listen here, and for bonus […]
This weeks, the boys create masks to show what they’ve been hiding with their regular faces. Or something. Finding Prince Charming still makes no sense. Thankfully, it also still makes us cackle. This week’s premium bonus is dedicating to Stefanie’s burning desires to catch up on The Real Housewives of Orange County. Listen here, and for […]
A queen gets spittin’ mad, and Roberto goes in for more awkward kisses. Plus, this week’s bonus is about meeting reality stars in real life, the Vanderpumps, and general show gossip. Listen here, and for bonus episodes and our full archives, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! You can also find us on Twitter and Instagram […]
Paul yells, Nicole whines, Victor wears non outine-able pants and James is useless. It’s the penultimate episode, and we laugh harder than ever. Enjoy! Find us on Instagram and Twitter @smotherpodcast! Listen here or on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher!
It’s a new show for sad sack desperate singles, but this time they’re gays, and Lance Bass’ eyebrows host. Stefanie and Ronnie join forces to mock the dodos of Finding Prince Charming. For bonus episodes and our full archives, become a premium member at RosePricks.com and find us on Twitter and Instagram @RosePricksPod.
Trash in, trash out, people. Mr. Calafiore puts CBS on blast for disrespecting his son, a reader shares some poo about goings on on the live feeds, and we meander around this week laughing our butts off about Jennifer and Brad, cuz it’s 1998 forever. It’s a crazy episode. Enjoy! Listen here or on iTunes, Google […]
The All Time Wall Hanger Comp Champ takes a dive, a loudmouth rich kid tries really hard to convince us he’s street, and mini Palin throws lots of crying fits. Find us on Instagram and Twitter @smotherpodcast! Listen here or on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher!
Caila finally makes a stand, and Jared speed walks after her halfheartedly. Also, there are two new hos thrown into the mix, and Ashley’s not happy about it. PLUS!! We’re going to be covering Logo’s new gay Bachelor knockoff starring Lance Bass, Finding Prince Charming. We do a cast breakdown in this week’s bonus episode! Listen […]
The twins realize they’re equally undatable, Caila realizes she’s always second best, and the dead eyed stripper guy never got a line. Listen here, and for bonus episodes and our full archives, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! You can also find us on Twitter and Instagram @RosePricksPod.
There’s a big storm, which apparently gets Victor horny. Also, Da’ tells Paulie off like ten times in Jury House and it’s amazing. Listen here or on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher! Talk to us on Instagram and Twitter @smotherpodcast!
New queens on the scene, and Izzie makes Vinny cry. Really hard. Come along on this very special Veggie Tale Journey. Listen here, and for bonus episodes and our full archives, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! You can also find us on Twitter and Instagram @RosePricksPod.
I had a dream that I was being suffocated in my sleep. I opened my eyes but couldn’t see through the pasty white flesh. It will all be worth it if I just make it through this. I’m choking now. Is there a hair in my teeth? Just stay calm. You won’t die, and when […]
Welcome back to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hagchella Part 2! It’s like the real Coachella, but Sia doesn’t show up dressed like a black and white cookie to give Yolanda Lymeabetes. Yolanda has just stormed into Andy Cohen’s dressing room to fake cry. She won’t last long in there. You know it smells […]
Welcome to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion, or as I like to call it: Hagchella, a month long festival of hags making up stupid nonsensical shit to fight about for airtime! This past week, Bravo has given us a fight involving a housewife pooping herself in a hotel lobby (RHOPotomac), and a poop […]
A lot is going to have to happen on this season finale of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to make it worth our time. I’m doubtful, but even the most horrible human beings have a shred of hope and I am no different. My prayer is that Vanderpump manipulates Rinna into assassinating the Queen […]
If you guys haven’t seen Erika Jayne pretending she’s Gwen Stefani while sucking a lolly, scratching her crotch and trying to convince us that her vagina still works like it did twenty years ago, check out her video. I did a version for Watch What Crappens, and it’s below in all its glory for you to […]