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MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Heeeeeeyyyyy… How are you guys? Are you as ready as I am to tuck this show into deep hypersleep in an underground cave? Let’s go! We open where we left off, Thomas having yet another head-exploding meltdown over Kathryn calling him out on something. While he goes apeshit shaky-voiced and finger jutting, Kathryn (who has […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hi Southern Charm fans! Anyone out there left? Hello oh oh oh oh… Does anyone even GAF what happens on this reunion? With the holiday and the general feeling that this all happened in a dream like two months ago, let’s go. I’ll try to stay awake. Deal? How MissKitty feels recapping this shit We […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hi Charm fans. Here we are, at the finale. It’s been quite a season. We see the end of a budding relationship, the solidifying of one, the reconciliation of another, and an insane Groundhog Day that should make everyone’s eyes bleed. Danni faints (!), Cam blinks and squints and throws out her birth control (spoiler […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hey Y’all! It’s the second-to-last episode of Southern Charm (not including the 87 part reunion), and the Charmers all head to Key West to celebrate Cam’s birthday– where down is up! Left is right! Good is bad! Landon and KDenn have a moment. We get to see more Craig/Naomie discord, Chelsea and Austen may be headed […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Why hello my wonderful TrashTalkTV darlings. Are you ready for this week? We see a photo shoot with Kathryn (and a very sad scene), Lahahahahahahandon crying about rich White Girl Problems, Craig and Naomie treating us to Round 347 of “we need to break up or shut the fuck up”, and Shep and Austen fighting […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hello TrashTalkTVers! Long time no… type. Due to my late recap, I feel a little like Groundhog Day right now, if the Day in question is a tedious exercise in birthdays, hideous couplings, the best scene ever with Gizmo, and hitting rock bottom. Let’s go. We open with getting ready for Saint’s birthday pourty, with […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hello Southern Charm fans! First, let me humbly apologize for the tardiness of this recap. As mentioned in my last one, MissKitty was on a business trip. It was chock full of fun, with a lot of heavy drink… I mean, um, networking and learning new things (heh heh… yes.) So this week, the main […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hi there. Welcome to my personal hell, aka trying to recap this show when many of the cast tell really humanizing, sad stories about themselves. I like my Reality Television show people pure: self-aggrandizing assholes who huff narcissism and delusion. Fortunately, there’s still you Highlights of this week are revelations, both via interview and via […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Howdy Howdy. MissKitty here on duty to recap the gang going quail hunting, Craig and Naomie continuing their sad, downward spiral, Lahahahahandon cementing her cred as a girl’s girl (as in not at all), Austen being a douche, and Shep resuming alcohol. If I seem a bit surlier than usual, it’s because I bore witness […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hellooooo Trashmis. I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to get to this riveting episode of Shep’s liver pulsating like a spider egg sac, TRav mumbling through a set up with Lahhahahahahahahahndon, Kathryn doing yoga, Jenn’s party, Cam foisting creepy dolls at lunch, Austen continuing to irritate America, and Craig and Naomie doing the […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hi Gang. Well. What can we say about this episode? Cam goes creepy doll shopping, Shep has a heart scare, Kathryn reminds people why they hated her to begin with, TRav reminisces about a pair of pants, Lahananananadon giggles and honks, Austen still is a tool, and Craig… Craig decides he wants to be an […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hello my fellow Charmthusiasts! I’m just rarin’ to go, aren’t you? This week, Lahahahahahandon puts out a bunch of wine and flowers for Thomas’s polo match, Thomas ensures that his daughter will probably grow up to have zero self-esteem, Craig will show that he’s actually a human being, Austen and his various bacteria blooms poach […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hey there Charm fans! Ready for another fun-filled, action-packed recap? Me too. Too bad this shit show just throws scenes at the wall like drunks hurling spaghetti. But let’s go, shall we? This week, Craig grows ups by “helping” Naomie with her charity, Shep continues running game like he invented Mattel, Chelsea makes a Hep-C […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hello there darlings! MissKitty here to recap this typical mish-mash of plot lines, but the eternal themes of “Kathryn’s an irresponsible trashbag/Whitney is obsessed with T-Rav’s dong/Craig is a useless liar” are in full effect. We get to see more of Austen, Shep makes a half-hearted play for Chelsea, and Cam solidifies her “child-free” status. […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Well howdy Trashmis! MissKitty is back to welcome our favorite “Charming” Charlestonians. And as a very special bonus, we get to heap MORE scarlet-letter-worthy, nose-held, tut-tutting onto a mentally unstable fame-whore. Yayyyyy! And if my horrified senses are accurate, the show is going to lead us into trying to make a cunty dingbat with the most […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hey-ya Hi-ya Ho-ya. MissKitty here to not only put this monster to bed, but entomb the bed in concrete, launch it into space, bury it on a space station and nuke the site from orbit. “It’s the only way to be sure” Good LORD almighty some of that was painful to watch. I loved your […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hey gals and… gals, it’s MissKitty here to recap the reunion.. Oh fuck. Uggghhhhhhh there are more than one of these? Well at least Andy got a set together and isn’t just interviewing them all in his WWHL studio, looking like a bunch of washed out corpses. I think the theme is “Everyone Hates Kathryn” […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hi everyone! It’s the season finale of Southern Charm, and while it was supposed to be drama-filled and action-packed, it rather paled in comparison to KrakaThomas’s eruption last week at his “Words of Wisdom” pourty. Interesting comments this week; I LOVED the .gif of Tyra screaming. That was perfect, and very true. Poor Tiffany. I […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Well. My God. This week definitely lived up to the previews. And then some. I likened it to a train wreck that got eaten by the Titanic, shit out as the Hindenburg, and then humped into submission by a tsunami. I’m embarrassed for everyone involved. But that’s not all boys and girls! I will also […]
MissKitty Recaps, Southern Charm 0
Hi Southern Charm fans. MissKitty here to recap the “we have to throw a bunch of shit together prior to the big SS Drama ship docking next week.” But okay I’m game! This week, Shep gets dumped (twice), Landon shits the bed (again) (twice), Cam gets a delightful reality check from her mom, Craig hems […]