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About MissKitty

I'm a finicky, easily-annoyed career gal who writes on the side. I'm a native of Washington, D.C., and I live in Virginia. I am single and child-free but not pet-free: I have a dumb but adorable male long-haired German shepherd, an asshole genius Ragdoll kitty boy, and a darling lunkhead of a Buckskin Quarter Horse gelding.

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Southern Charm Recap (Finale!): Winter Cunt-erland Ball

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Hey ya’ll! It’s finale time! This was a fairly good finale. It wasn’t maybe as good as the first season, because we didn’t see Thomas bawling “I lev yew hew hew hew….” but the showdown between Kathryn and Ashley was pretty good. Also, fuck the Koreas… we witnessed a far greater thawing of hostility: Patricia […]

Southern Charm Recap: Back to Brookland

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Hello all! We’re getting close to the finale of Southern Charm this week. There were a lot of scenes this episode I flat-out LOVED. First though- I want to thank my commenters for their supportive, kind words not only to me, but to their fellow commenters. I was very touched. We have the best group EVA! […]

Southern Charm Recap: Antidepressants are good, m’kaaaay?

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Hello dear ones. Another episode of Southern Charm which seems to always start with a lighthearted look at non-genteel Southern manners and foibles and goes darker and darker by the end of the season. This week, because we all need a little cheering up from Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain, we see Kathryn disappear, causing at […]

Southern Charm Recap: Beers and Tears

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Hello my loves! MissKitty to recap this week’s episode of Southern Charm. I first have to compliment my commenters yet again on their hilarious observations and good gossip. The one in particular about Thomas having all kinds of blackmail on his computer made me wish my imagination had a tiny sword attached to it so it […]

Southern Charm Recap: Saints Alive This Was Boring

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Hello there my dears! MissKitty here to recap our favorites in Chucktown. MissKitty has been floating on a cloud of hand-clasping, sighing, body-wiggling, randomly-laughing delight the last few days, because her beloved Washington Capitals WON the Stanley Cup!!! Finally. So happy for them, and my city. This week, Ashley finally understands her place in Thomas […]

Southern Charm Recap: “That’s an Evil Bitch right there”

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Hey y’all- Ready for Hilton Head part two? I am! This week we get to see Ashley and Thomas be their hideous, foul selves writ large. KDenn miraculously keeps her cool against a barrage of thundercunt, Danni is en fuego, Chels gets to see Thomas in one of his coke rages, Shep makes a startling […]

Southern Charm Recap: Something Cunty This Way Comes

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Greetings and salutations, fans. Ready to go on vacation with the Charmers? This week we do the obligatory change of venue, where a lot of drama goes down. The gals go horseback riding, the guys go golfing, and Ashley continues her reign as the thirstiest bitch on television with her constant boring prattle and failure […]

Southern Charm Recap: Cheap Sex and the End of Marriage

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Hello fans! Wow. Soooo. WOW. TRav has yet another sexual assault charge against him. This time from a former nanny. Super gross. And super believable. As much as he drinks and seems obsessed with his sexual potency, I think he’s guilty AS FUCK, and I find it increasingly lame and disgusting that Bravo isn’t releasing any kind […]

Southern Charm Recap: Weak-o At Nico

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Hello there dear ones. MissKitty here to recap this week’s Southern Charm. But first- some MAJOR housekeeping. One of my commenters, Yellowlabowner, unearthed the details of a sexual assault charge against Thomas, and the details are NOT pretty. In fact, I’m a little surprised based on the case, and the fact that he paid out […]

Southern Charm Recap: Hatin’ Peyton

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Greetings, Trashmiis! We are already five shows in; can you believe it? Me either. This week Peyton endures a trial by fire with the girls while dressed as a unicorn, TRav complains about Ashley to Patricia, Craig sews and gets a life coach, Cam and her mom go baby clothes shopping, and Naomie continues her […]

Southern Charm Recap: PEG and Craig Break Up Again Again Again Again Again

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Hey ya’ll! So confession up front: MissKitty is an avid Washington Capitals fan, and they are playing their bete noire, the Pittsburgh Penguins, who smoke their asses every single year. So I’m watching through my fingers and may interject a loud curse once in a while as the bed they doth shit. So… sorry for […]

Southern Charm Recap: The Naomie Reckoning Tour, 2018

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Well hello Trashmis! Are we ready to see Naomie go medieval on Charleston’s ass? I know I am! This week, Cam has a baby shower, we see more sickening cloying Ashley, and Naomie goes on a rampage like an avenging amazing Godzilla, pissing off Patricia, laying into Craig, and standing up for her principles, using […]

Southern Charm: You Can See Yourself Out, JD

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Hello, hello, hello. MissKitty here to recap episode two of Southern Charm, aka “the most awkward dinner party ever!” I have to say, this show is stepping up its game; in prior seasons, this dinner party would have been the finale. We have the KDenn/Ashley meeting. We have newly-broken-up Naomie and Craig sharing an emotional […]

Southern Charm Recap: Girls Are Terrific; Boys STINK

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Well bless my heart! My favorite “Charm”ers are back! BACK! Yay!!!! The first episode sets the tone that there is a new young group of alpha bitches in charge, the men continue to be feckless Peter Pans, Patricia is getting MARRIED (what?!), Cam is about to burst out her spawn, there’s a new cloyingly annoying […]

Southern Charm Recap: Reunion Part 2. Let’s End This

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Heeeeeeyyyyy… How are you guys? Are you as ready as I am to tuck this show into deep hypersleep in an underground cave? Let’s go! We open where we left off, Thomas having yet another head-exploding meltdown over Kathryn calling him out on something. While he goes apeshit shaky-voiced and finger jutting, Kathryn (who has […]

Southern Charm Recap: Reunion Part 1 aka “Is The Horse Dead Yet? No? Ok”

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Hi Southern Charm fans! Anyone out there left? Hello oh oh oh oh… Does anyone even GAF what happens on this reunion? With the holiday and the general feeling that this all happened in a dream like two months ago, let’s go. I’ll try to stay awake. Deal? How MissKitty feels recapping this shit We […]

Southern Charm Recap: The Definition of Insanity

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Hi Charm fans. Here we are, at the finale. It’s been quite a season. We see the end of a budding relationship, the solidifying of one, the reconciliation of another, and an insane Groundhog Day that should make everyone’s eyes bleed. Danni faints (!), Cam blinks and squints and throws out her birth control (spoiler […]

Southern Charm Recap: Bizarro West

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Hey Y’all! It’s the second-to-last episode of Southern Charm (not including the 87 part reunion), and the Charmers all head to Key West to celebrate Cam’s birthday– where down is up! Left is right! Good is bad! Landon and KDenn have a moment. We get to see more Craig/Naomie discord, Chelsea and Austen may be headed […]

Southern Charm Recap: “Nope!” Means “Sh’Yep!”

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Why hello my wonderful TrashTalkTV darlings. Are you ready for this week? We see a photo shoot with Kathryn (and a very sad scene), Lahahahahahahandon crying about rich White Girl Problems, Craig and Naomie treating us to Round 347 of “we need to break up or shut the fuck up”, and Shep and Austen fighting […]

Southern Charm Recap: S’Ain’t Behavin’

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Hello TrashTalkTVers! Long time no… type. Due to my late recap, I feel a little like Groundhog Day right now, if the Day in question is a tedious exercise in birthdays, hideous couplings, the best scene ever with Gizmo, and hitting rock bottom. Let’s go. We open with getting ready for Saint’s birthday pourty, with […]