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  • DutchieDevil

    Seriously guys, try to get a hold of our “stroopwafels” which is what we call those caramel cookies Yoli’s brother brought for DaFo. I know they are for sale at some of the bicycle shops as you guys treat them as energy bars. They are soooo delicious.

  • nancy mcdonald

    Ditto on the next page request

  • Holyterror

    They really called it Chubby Girls??? YOW.

  • Holyterror

    Well, they say the camera adds 10 pounds. I wonder how many cameras they have on Kyle’s ass. Heh heh.

  • Clare s

    Oops I meant there isn’t a pod cast 🙁

  • Clare s

    Ronnie, thank you for the recap!! It will help me with the withdrawal symptoms I’ve been experiencing because there isn’t a recap. I know most people will disagree with me but what Brandi was doing in Palm Springs was pretty damn close to bullying. I’m not a big Joyce fan and I don’t think Brandi is a racist but if someone I wasn’t friend with & who had been bitchy to me made a remark to me like Brandi did to Joyce I would have been taking off my earrings and putting my hair up to knock that bitch out. If a friend said something like that to me it would be different so I get where Joyce is coming from. Plus who the f*ck other than a teenage girl says we have mutual friends and they don’t speak well of you? I half expected Brandi to stick out her tongue and say so there!! I can’t wait I hope when Lisa turns on her she puts that bitch in her place.

  • sarcasatire

    Y’all went IN on Kyle being a size 4 , I’m cracking up over here!

  • sarcasatire

    Size 7? That’s Kyle’s first mistake, shopping in the Juniors section!

  • labowner

    Joyce reminds me of Karent from Miami.

  • BuddyChrist

    You said it. Even if Brandi wasn’t fighting with her, this chick would be unlikeable. Her rage at Brandi and this racist crap is her way of securing a story line for herself.

  • Mcnotoson

    Exactly! Hilarious! In a weird way…she makes more sense now.

  • MK

    I’d rather watch a Michael Bolton commercial then see another Carlton storyline.
    @Aunt Dorsey are you referring to The Lemon Frog Shop @ Sears? Aww memories.

  • Still not buyin it. Her butt alone is a MINIMUM size 7, and I’m being nice

  • ChaCha

    It will be in a few more years when she gets older!

  • Holyterror

    So how about that Kim at the racetrack, ‘n’ all? Huh? HUH?

    (Crickets …)

  • Holyterror

    There’s so much to hate about Joyce without racism. It’s sad that it’s become a focal issue.

  • Holyterror

    Actually, that could be true. I had a very tall, slim , roommate in college who wore the same size as me — just stretched on a longer frame.

  • Holyterror

    She’s managed to lose her charm, her intelligence, her cool, her looks, her sexiness, and her sense of humor in one half of one season.

  • Holyterror

    I call “WCCA SLT ” for my next license plate.

  • Holyterror

    Or maybe one of those fold-over pictures like in Mad Magazine — you gather the sagging folds together and it’s a whole new image.

  • Holyterror

    I did, too!

  • MollyMommy

    +8 to StaceySuperfly, there is NO better branding for a vibrator line than “GFY,B!”™
    +4 TO Aunt Dorsey on the shriveled ovaries & uterus tattoo.
    Brandi is carrying the season because it’s the poor who get the work done in America.
    Ronny, I love you. I’d do anything to get a ‘next page’ button instead of the teenie tiny page numbers. It was so frustrating trying to hit them on my 4S, I made Santa get me a tablet. Still a difficulty!

  • sarcasatire

    Poor Carlton is suffering from a terrible disease.


  • ChaCha

    Yeah, a Rorschach of a woman’s reproductive system! That’s exactly what it looks like. I wonder if she knows that?

  • labowner

    I have to give props to Kim. For as messed up as she has been, she or someone has done a fantastic job with her kids. Happy New Year – back to drinking and reading.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Ja, but Queen of the Universe also let us know she loves his ginormous knockwurst which is so HUGE it almost doesn’t fit in her eeny weeny teensy “baby-sized” cooter.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    I’m guessing the part they wrote for Her Beigeness was “Teutonic Twat Waffle”.

  • rachelkashmir

    Yoyce and her bloated husband remind me of the Belinos: Beautiful, surgically altered wife who couldn’t outwit a used tea bag and self-important, unattractive, dull husband trying to be the Our Marriage is So Strong boiler plate couple. Yoyce needs to stop fronting that she married that loaf for anything other than his BIG, FAT WALLET.

    If Yoyce was a such a classy lady, she would invite Brandi to a lunch where only order water and hash this racism/bully nonsense there. She waits until a dinner party to fight it out, only now she has her inarticulate cHubby there to mumble-fight her battles for her.

    Whether people like it or not, Brandi is carrying the season.

    Kyle is a size 4 like Kim Zoliak is a size 4: IN THEIR DREAMS. Note to Kyle: Just because it zips, doesn’t mean it fits.

  • NotWithoutMyTV

    It’s the plot they’ve written for her. What’s a bitch to do? It’s not like she can say, “I’m done being ‘Wicca slut’. Now, I’m going to be ‘Speed Walking Olympic Hopeful’.”

    Andy would look up from his next line of coke and say “Uh, Skeletor, I think you’ve forgotten who your Daddy is.” Then he would command one of his minions to beat Mauricio with a bag of oranges to set an example.

  • crazy rooster

    I thought it was one of those ink blot tests

  • Brandi said in her blog that she’s a size 4, so Kyle wants us to believe she and Brandi are the same size??

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Ahhh, you made me all nostalgic thinking of Sears Chubby Girls and Husky Boys sizes. Back fat optional.

    Piss poor manners and boorish drunken behavior do not equate to bullying in my mind. All Joyce needed to do, instead of yapping on and on about it, was to take Brandi’s advice and STFU and let Brandi’s behavior speak for itself. You don’t win the “I’m a lady with class” card by lowering yourself to that level — you take the high road and shut up. And Hans jumping in to tag team, uhhhhh…..nein, nein, nein, I just wanted them to put on Carlton’s festive red ball gag, even though I thought Kingsley wore his better.

    Joyce is SOOOOooooo dim, she set this crapfest off during hairgate when she tattle bragged to Lisa that she is SO open and to your face, but that Her Beigness and Brandi talked smack about Lisa behind her back.

  • classy drunk

    No wonder Kyle’s clothes don’t fit. She thinks she is a 4 when she’s really a 4 husky.

    Carlton, ok we get it. You are sexually adventurous.

    Yoyce, one encounter does not make a bully. It’s as if people can’t give you shit anymore without being called a bully.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    I figured that tramp stamp Carlton has is a representation of her black, shriveled, reproductive system.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Who knew that Carlton was married to Bowser from ShaNaNa?

  • Rose

    I know I say this every week, but I love your recaps. They make my Tuesday. I wish you could come to Cleveland and watch the show with me. Sounds enticing, right?

  • Beach gal

    “Fill this drink up before I murder a Puerto Rican” who says that? It’s kind of hilarious seeing Brandi go down in flames after how hard she and after Lisa pre season. She just knew that they were going to edit all her bad stuff out but it is all in there.
    I can’t believe I ever liked her.

  • SuzieZee

    Don’t you love how pathetic Carlton Your Doorman is when she constantly tries to sell us on her crazy, subversive, dangerous sex life? Next week she gets a tribal art neck tattoo. Welcome to 1995, Carlton. Now cover up, you’re scaring people.

  • StaceySuperfly

    Candle Wax and Sadness, a fragrance by Brandi G…coming to a street corner in the ghetto near you! Soon to be followed by her new vibrator line aptly named GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH! I was dying laughing reading your recap RonnieK, and I want to wish you and the whole TTTV crew a Happy New Year and thank you for all the snark and joy you have brought into my cold shriveled heart this year but HEY! How dare you throw shade at the wonderfully lovable Fred Willard??? Carlton will never be as sexy as that “whacky” man…NEVER! Kisses!