Greetings my Dahhhhling Trashies! Merry Merry, Happy Happy and all that crap. I trust everyone has had a wonderful holiday and has stuffed themselves with more pigs in a blanket than one can shake a stick at? Oh? You are too classy for pigs in a blanket, you say? MisRed says you aren’t, and you know you love them so just admit it and move on. Can’t move on? Need an apology? Or ten apologies? “I’m sorry you feel you are too good for pigs in a blanket.” There you have it- CLASSIC Real Housewives apology.
Bet Bethenny won’t be stealing THIS hair
Speaking of RH apologies…. How about The Countess?!?! “Can you believe it girls? I now have a rap sheet. Three felonies…ala Francaise”
Pull up a tuffet and let’s review, shall we? The “ladies” are back. Everyone has headed to Las Vegas for Erika and Dorit’s bdays. It’s Rinna’s birthday too, but since she was hatched in a swamp somewhere, the ladies are only half-heartedly including her in the trip to Vegas, and frankly, no one is excited she is attending.
Dorit and Erika have dueling Glam Squads, or so Dorit would like to believe they are in some kind of competition, we met Teddi Jo, who seems to be really excited for the I, Tonya premiere judging by her outfit in Vegas. Oh, and Kyle is showing off her many Birkin bags… that she probably bought on Canal Street in New York City.
That brings us up to speed, MisRed thinks…. Let’s roll.
In Vegas, Kim Jong-un has entered the suite… I mean Lisa Rinna.
Kyle is checking out Rinna’s ass
Rinna shares awkward hugs with everyone, even Dorit, who looks like she is hugging the ebola virus. Which frankly, MisRed doesn’t understand. Dorit sleeps with PK who is the human equivalent of this:
Give me my 10% Boy!
Rinna says, seemingly genuinely, to Dorit “It’s nice to see you, Dorit!!”
And Dorit says “Is it?”
Great to see Dorit is starting fresh with Rinna this season.
I’m nice, BABY!
Lisa says in her talking head- if we are having fresh beginnings, let’s rebirth me to be the fun-loving girl I’ve always been- I was just trying to find a little coke in a bathroom. I mean, I’m going to be the nicest f*cking Lisa Rinna you’ve ever seen.
MisRed may have embellished slightly- SLIGHTLY- but you understand the general idea.
Don’t wait up, Queens.
The Glam Squad has readied Erika for her evening- tonight’s Moment is “Russian Hooker / 90’s Super Model on the color palette.”
Mikey laughs like a psycho as Erika leaves…. afterwards, MisRed pictures him deflating like a balloon.
Speaking of deflated balloons…
Her face is laced up the back of her head
Adrienne Maloof and her latest face shows up at the Suite. Oohhhh, Adrienne has been hitting the carbs hard, I see.
She doesn’t have Paul to suck that sh*t out anymore. Not Fat Shaming-MisRed should be so fat, MisRed is Adrienne shaming… there is a difference.
The Construction Worker and the Indian will be along in a minute
Adrienne is followed shortly thereafter by Erika. Behind Erika’s back in the interviews, the ladies have mixed reactions to Erika’s “moment”- everything from “She brings it” to “The S&M club is down the road” to “Our group is starting to look like the Village People.”
Just want to grab those bazongas…
Of course, Dorit loves it and will be wearing a knock-off of it next week if not sooner.
The ladies sit down to dinner and Lisa Rinna says “Thank you for inviting me on this trip, it was a nice surprise.”
Dorit interviews, dripping with sarcasm, “It was a REALLY nice surprise for me too…that you were invited on this trip. A REALLY nice surprise.” F*ck you, Dorit. Go fake another accent.
At the dinner table- Dorit says “Gooiiiiys, Teddi’s father is John Cougar Mellencamp. Just wanted to say that.” Uh, Dorit, f*ckwad, it’s just John Mellencamp- if you knew a single thing about him, his name is John Mellencamp. Teddi is like- Great. That’s how I love to be led into all conversations.
Kyle says, “When we were growing up, he was John Cougar…then he added the Mellencamp.”
Teddi is like- I was born Mellencamp, I don’t know about the Cougar.
(For anyone who doesn’t know, his name is John Mellencamp, he became John Cougar because the record people didn’t think they could market and artist with the name Mellencamp, so they named him Johnny Cougar. As time went on John felt that he wasn’t really being true to himself so he became John Cougar Mellencamp and then finally back to where he began John Mellencamp. That’s MisRed’s nickel tour of the John Mellencamp museum.)
Then we get a Kyle flashback photo with her old nose and some very bushy eyebrows.
The plan is to go on the BIG Ferris Wheel. Dorit says to LVP “What if we feel like we want to throw someone out?”
Rinna is like – I don’t care what anyone says, I’m not going to let anyone shake me, I’m nice Lisa Rinna.
Rinna has been back for 2 seconds and I’m already on her side. At least she is TRYING to get along, Dorit is not even making an effort to let the past be in the past.
Dorit prompts Teddi Jo to explain what she does for a living. Teddi Jo explains that she is “An Accountability Coach,” she goes on to explain, “my clients have to prove to me that they have done their workouts and eaten the proper portions.” She interviews that she doesn’t accept excuses and she reminds people that they can do it- and that “Sometimes getting that one little text from me makes all the difference to somebody.” Teddi Jo explains that she has struggled with her weight her whole life and making herself accountable to herself.
LVP asks her if she only deals with weight issues or does she “hold people accountable in life?” Rut-Roh, it’s gonna be a rough season for Rinna. Don’t get MisRed wrong, Rinna was a little out of control last year talking about Kim and her sobriety, she said some stuff that she should not have said and was out of line. However, MisRed will give her a pass on Dorit because Dorit is the worst. And even though Rinna is Yolanda-ing it up with her model kids, but at least for the past 7 minutes and 32 seconds, it seems like Rinna is TRYING. If Rinna announces she has “the Lymes,” MisRed will reconsider her position.
Rinna retorts to LVP that she HAS her own therapist. LVP tells her she should ask for a refund and a letter of apology. Dorit says “It’s clearly not working, Lisa.”
Rinna talks to Kyle about her daughter, Delilah, and how she got her an apartment in NYC- and she will be attending NYU.
Dorit then turns to Erika and says, “Boys are the best though.” And Erika says she couldn’t imagine having had a girl. Dorit seems to forget that she actually HAS a daughter.
Dorit says it’s nice to see a different side of Erika- one that isn’t so cold. Dorit stop trying to make DORIKA happen!
Oh, I see, Dorit is going to act like she’s a caring Mom this year. Got it.
Dorit tells Rinna she wants her to Dance at the club.
The ladies get to the club and they stick out like sore thumbs. Rinna interviews that it’s a little awkward with Dorit but she’s ok at da club- give her some drinks and music and it’s all good. Dorit wonders if she can just elbow Rinna off the balcony.
That’s the second threat of bodily harm for those keeping score at home.
Camille starts dancing- and Kyle says that they are the same moves she had 7 years ago. Uh Kyle, you are one to talk, with your ponytail helicopter and doing the splits at every given opportunity whether it’s appropriate or not.
The next morning, Rinna facetimes with Delilah (the older one, not the udder one), and Delilah says she isn’t feeling well- “From my Wagyu last night.” Ok, this bitch is so extra, MisRed can’t. Are your diamond shoes too tight too?
Rinna chastises her for ordering such an expensive meal and wants to know how much it was? $280. So, Delilah has a $280 stomachache, not including tip.
Rinna interviews that she did not grow up eating $280 steaks, in fact, she grew up one block from a trailer park. Rinna thinks her kids have something to learn about money and excessive spending. Oh, you think??? Then Delilah tells Rinna that it’s on Rinna’s credit card.
And how are Jasper and Phoebe?
Dorit facetimes with PK. Well, it’s Dorit’s face. PK’s Face looks like an ass, so not sure what you’d call that – FassTime? Apple get on that, and you’re welcome. The producers told Dorit she should want to talk to her kids. The boy, Jagger, has “gone to camp.” Wait- is he with Teresa Guidice? Did he sign some shady paperwork without reading it as well? So, she asks to talk to the other one- the girl, Phoenix. Why the f*ck is Dorit acting like she’s a good mom this season? PK, ever the sh*t stirrer, asks how Rinna is behaving? Dorit says Rinna is okay but Dorit definitely feels there are things she needs to get off her chest. Isn’t that what the 37-part reunion was for?
Dorit interviews that she doesn’t want to “sour the weekend for everyone because she has unresolved issues with Rinna, but she has to confront her. Dorit is going gambling and shopping- and PK tells her to not go crazy- don’t spend over a Million.
Sure. What’s another bankruptcy filing?
<INSERT MISRED HARD EYE ROLL HERE. >
Rinna shows up at Kyle’s door in a bikini. Kyle is like- F*CK ME. She says she busts her ass working out and Rinna does nothing and looks amazing. Uh, Rinna also would never be caught dead eating. That’s the difference. You don’t see the Fat Burger Truck outside of Rinna’s house, just sayin’.
Dorit and Erika go gambling with Teddi Jo.
Apparently they have entered some kind of Ugly Outfit Contest… excuse MisRed- Ugly MOMENT Contest.
Erika is channeling Ali G and Dorit- well, hell, I don’t know WTF she is wearing?!?!? She looks like some kind of Golden Girls / Pink Ladies Reject.
Oh wait… MisRed has figured it out:
Begs the question though…
They sit down at a roulette table and Dorit asks for $5,000 in chips for each of them. Teddi is a little freaked out, but she manages to win $800 on the first spin. She interviews that it would have been really nice to have had a nice fat trust fund to move to LA with, but she didn’t have that. She says that she has had money struggles- and that’s why she is so tight with her money, because she doesn’t want to waste it on “sh*t that doesn’t matter.”
OK MisRed likes Teddi at this second, but we all know how quickly THAT can change.
Dorit thinks they need drinks- it’s 10am. Ok, for once MisRed and Dorit are on the same page. Erika points out that you have to be gambling with money you are prepared to lose- 10grand, 50grand, 100grand, 10 bucks, whatever your budget is. But you need to stick to the budget and be prepared to lose it.
Teddi is like- WTF?!?! She says, “I’m not impressed by how much money you are willing to lose- whether it’s your money or your husbands money. Either way, I’m not throwing it away.”
Ok, MisRed LOVES Teddi at this moment. Because, seriously, it’s a little gross.
Then Dorit wins $4,375. PK’s bank balance jumps to $4,376.
Over at the pool, Rinna, Kyle and Camille are lounging. Kyle is eating tacos.
Hahaha, gotta love these shady editors. Kyle says that as soon as she gets back the family is going on a European vacation. They are chartering a boat for 8 days.
I love that banana
Please let it be Below Deck Med, please let it be Below Deck Med… they can all take a nice nap and eat some nice branziiiiino.
Rinna asks why the young people aren’t out at the pool? Cuz it’s 10am Lisa, and the young people only went to bed 2 hours ago.
Alright Dorit, go up to your room and change out of your pajamas, spitspot.
Back at the Roulette Table, Erika has lost everything and it seems like Dorit has as well. LVP shows up and is thrilled to see Dorit and Erika getting on so well, of course they are- Dorit wants to BE Erika and Erika does like to have a pet. LVP wants to go shopping. Teddi Jo takes her $800 and puts it in Pork Belly futures and then heads to the pool.
Seriously, she is not willing to lose her $800. MisRed wouldn’t be either.
LVP harps on the fact that Erika and Dorit are getting along. Erika says she thinks they said everything that needs to be said at the reunion and it’s best to move forward and not look back. Wait. What is she doing on this show? We shall see if she really means it.
Dorit agrees with Erika and says, “Now we are just like sisters.” A little Single White Female for MisRed’s taste.
LVP says that she looks forward to getting to know Erika better. And then she pounces… I text you and you don’t respond or respond in “one word answers.”
Come on Lisa, “F*ck Off” is two words. Erika begs to differ. LVP says- I’d like for us to get closer. Of course, how else is LVP going to attach the puppet strings?
Erika interviews that she needs to work on the TLC with the girlfriends- she is too used to dealing with Queens- “Hey Bitch” “What” “See ya in 5” “Cool”
Erika thinks it’s nice to see the softer side of Lisa and vows to make an effort.
Dorit: DON’T TOUCH HER SHE’S MINE!!!!
Dorit says “I love when everyone is getting along!!” Uh, remember, you still hate Rinna and want to push her off a balcony???
LVP says “Don’t worry, it won’t last long.”
Now we get the cut back and forth between two scenes. Lisa Rinna and Kyle talking vs. Erika, LVP and Dorit walking along in the mall.
Kyle says it seems like everything was okay when Rinna showed up the night before. Rinna says she really didn’t think too much about it the situation, which clearly is untrue.
Look who Kyle is channeling!
Cut to Dorit telling the girls that she is REALLY hurt by Rinna and has some things to say to her.
Rinna says she tends to let stuff go and maybe not pay enough attention to things.
Dorit says that she just wants to tell Rinna that she is hurt by some of the things she said.
Rinna says she just wants to move forward “I hate to rehash.” Who wants to rehash?”
THESE BETCHES…THAT’S WHO
Dorit just wants to clear things up with Lisa Rinna and to know she doesn’t need to be “afraid in her presence.” Huh? Dorit is AFRAID in Rinna’s presence.
You’ve had this thing on top of you for YEARS and you are afraid of Lisa Rinna. Dorit could snap Rinna like a twig between those giant fake boulders of hers.
The ladies go into a department store and Erika treats Lisa to a $98 beauty balm.
LVP says that if she had known Erika was going to treat her to something she would have gone to the jewelry counter.
Out at the pool Teddi joins Kyle and Rinna- oh and Camille is sitting quietly by, saying nothing. Teddi says she feels like the has friendship forming.
In the mall, the girls pose for pics.
This ain’t Sears Portrait Studio
The ladies get ready to go on the Ferris Wheel. Kyle answers the door to Erika.
Erika has shown up in her husband’s blazer.
No pants, just the blazer. Kyle and Erika sit and talk about the day. Kyle says they had fun at the pool- and goes on to say that she really loves Rinna, but that she feels uncomfortable with the whole Harry thing. Erika is like- what are you talking about.
MisRed was going to type something mean, but they both look pretty here. MisRed is on glue, clearly.
Kyle goes on to say that the day after Kim gave Lisa back the bunny.
That mother*cking cellophane wrapped rabbit- the root of all evil. The day after the Bunny incident.
Kyle ran into Harry hiking and Harry said that Kyle really needed to do something about her sister, Kim and Kyle needs to get her help. Kyle says she said, “I’m not responsible for my sister’s actions just like you are not responsible for your wife’s actions- and she has done things too.”
Erika advises Kyle to tell Lisa- if for nothing else, her own peace.
Kyle reasons that if she was able to drop it (the topic of the hike), she wouldn’t still be thinking about it, so it only seems right to talk to Rinna about it. Erika advises her to tread lightly.
Bahahhahhaha when has anyone of these betches treaded lightly? Have you seen Vicki Gunvalson lumbering around town? She the human tank.
Ladies all in long sleeves, except Dorit who is wearing a cocktail napkin
The ladies leave for the Ferris Wheel, it’s called The High Roller. Kyle is afraid of heights so naturally Lisa takes her on this giant Wheel.
Has LVP ever met a see-through shirt she didn’t buy?
They have to get on while the thing is moving- but it’s moving so slowly- but you know- the drama, these slags act like they are jumping onto a high-speed train.
At least there is a bar in the car
Booze cures many fears
Ok, MisRed doesn’t like heights either- ladders- don’t get MisRed started- Ferris Wheels, no thank you- but it’s the open car and the rocking that is what gets me… THIS type of Ferris Wheel barely moves- there’s no rocking- it’s a piece of cake.
Kyle is like- Ok, this is moving slowly. What, did, Kyle not have her eyeballs inserted when she was looking at this thing from the outside? Then Kyle is like- Ok, now I’m embarrassed with her histrionics.
Kyle suggests Teddi coach everyone on accountability. LVP says “Hello, my name is Lisa and I’m unaccountable.” Uh yeah. They are like- we have 40 minutes on this thing, to which Dorit says to Rinna- “Lisa, you might need a little more time.”
Rinna says “Let’s be honest, it really is uncomfortable.” She says that a lot of sh*t went down and nobody has talked about it. Of course, it’s uncomfortable.
But people ARE talking about it, it’s just behind your back, honey.
LVP says “Time is a great healer.” True. So is an apology, which is something that LVP doesn’t know anything about either. “Things that are left unsaid, often fester.” LVP suggests that if they are all being accountable, that it’s a good time to say stuff or forever hold your peace.
Kyle reasons that THIS is her last chance to talk to Rinna about the Harry situation before she goes back to LA and goes on her luxurious European vacation. Really? THIS is your last chance? In the Ferris Wheel… in front of everyone?
But then… Dorit hijacks Kyle’s “moment.” No, not her outfit, but her opportunity to talk. Dorit pulls Rinna aside to talk.
Dorit says, “I don’t want to rehash the past. I don’t want to feel like I’m in danger.”
Rinna is like- COME ON
Dorit continues, “Your words and your action are so low, they really affect people’s lives.”
Rinna retorts “Your husband has said some pretty strong things about me. You have to think about that.”
Dorit says “What has my husband said?”
Rinna is like “He said I was certifiable and on drugs and schizophrenic.”
Dorit starts to say, “I don’t think…”
Rinna says “You don’t think that your husband did that?”
Dorit says “No, not at all.” MisRed has a theory, if someone says “Not at all” as part of an excuse or explanation, it means they are lying. Mark MisRed’s words.
ROLL THE TAPE.
Yup. He said every single one of them.
Rinna, meanwhile, is “flummoxed.” Oh, and she’s done, baby.
It’s totally awkward because they are all in this little Ferris Wheel pod, and Teddi is like- “If I don’t look, maybe it’s not happening.” LVP suggests Teddi go up and ask what happened? And Teddi is like “Do you really think I care that much?” And then interviews, “Sorry I’m not touching that.”
Rinna says “We had a really bad moment, you and I. I’m not proud of it, but we had a bad moment. On both sides of it, I think we can both acknowledge that we both-”
Dorit interrupts and says” I didn’t do anything to you, Lisa. I never did.”
MisRed has seen more appetizing Melons in the dumpster behind a NYC Bodega
Rinna is like “Why isn’t she taking responsibility?” Uh because she signed a contract with bravo and that’s one of the stipulations- “You cannot ever take responsibility for anything.”
Rinna in her talking head is like- Ok, you know what- it’s about Dorit and Dorit’s feelings right now- and you know what? I’m going to let her have them. But she’s going to have to take responsibility but she is not quite there yet.
Rinna says to Dorit “I’m not a scary person. I know I seem like a f*cking bitch sometimes…”
Dorit says “I just don’t want you losing your mind with me!”
Rinna goes “But I’ve already done that.” Good one, Rinna.
Kyle is now wondering if she should even bring up the Harry sitch. No to be confused with the Hairy sitch.
Back to Dorit- she says she feels like Rinna had bad intentions.
Rinna is like- you know what? I can’t force you into liking me or trusting me or feeling comfortable. I am a good person. I would like for you to give me the chance to show you who I really am. And then if you don’t like me, you can say ‘Lisa, I don’t like you.’”
Rinna apologizes and they are going to start with a clean slate.
Actual photo of Rinna & Dorit’s Clean Slate
They hug it out.
And a portal to hell just opened…
Kyle pipes up and says that something happened the day after the incident with the Bunny- and she has shared it with some of the people here, but she feels badly that she hasn’t shared it with Rinna.
At this point “The Bunny” should be considered a “friend of”
Rinna nods and says, “He told me about the hike.”
Rinna interviews that she knows about Kyle and Harry’s meeting, and Kyle doesn’t need to tell her about it because she already knows about it!
Kyle says that she felt bad and was so worked up about it and it wasn’t even between her and Lisa, it was “an extension of you.” Like a strap-on.
Rinna is like- I gotta sit down.
Kyle says that Harry was very tough on her and that when she said hello to him, he didn’t even look at her. Rinna looks mortified. Kyle says on one hand it’s amazing that Harry is so defensive of his wife but on the other hand, Kyle doesn’t feel responsible for Kim’s actions, so Harry shouldn’t take on Rinna’s battles. Rinna says, you were very clear with him. Kyle says she feels bad that she shared it with the ladies but hadn’t shared it with Rinna. Isn’t that, like, what they DO on these shows?
Rinna is like- no sweat and they hug.
Sorry Kyle- nice try at a storyline- better get back to those Birkin’s. Maybe get one in Orange and try again.
Then LVP pops in and is like “Well now you understand PK’s position- he was defending Dorit.” OK, but the difference is, what Harry said was in PRIVATE on a hiking trail, with no cameras. PK is a thirsty, shiny twatface who is desperate for attention and called Rinna all of those things on tape.
MisRed doesn’t think it’s the same, but if these betches can move on… why shouldn’t MisRed???
Rinna is like- you know what- I’m learning stuff here. LVP thinks Rinna is seeing the light.
Rinna goes “It’s hard to admit you are an asshole when you are an asshole.” Amen sistah.
The Ferris Wheel stops and they all get out- Dorit hugs Rinna, and everyone is getting along.
Erika interviews “It’s so nice that everyone is getting along. Now I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop. Because it can’t be this good.”
The ladies go to the The Dorsey, which has a large cage outside and LVP says “Rinna I’ve always wanted to put you in a cage.” OH! I guess Kyle has left to go home. The drinks come…and Erika promptly plunges her hands into Dorit’s drink to get out the ice dildo that is floating in her drink and then holds it up for all to see.
And then she puts it down Dorit’s dress. Dorit says “I’d rather PK be doing that quite honestly.” Excuse me, MisRed needs to go vomit.
Ok, she’s back.
They pass the ice dildos around. Teddi doesn’t want to hold the ice penis, but Camille takes it and rubs it on her face.
You go girl. Something tells MisRed, Frasier’s dick was as cold as that ice.
Then Kyle shows up to say goodbye. Oh I guess she is leaving. Kyle feels proud of the birthday weekend and pats herself on the back of her satin jacket and leaves.
Dorit says she “feels the need to check in with Teddi to see how she’s doing.” She swoops in and says “So, what was it like growing up with your Dad?” Oh, for f*ckssake.
But Teddi takes it in stride saying that she never would have known the difference if she hadn’t moved to LA. Teddi’s Dad was very laid back and chill.” Erika interrupts saying-Well you aren’t defined by your parents, you are your own person. Teddi says “It really would be the same as me saying ‘What was it like growing up with your Dad?”
Then Erika says, “Well I didn’t know him.”
CUE THE SERIOUS MUSIC
Erika says “I don’t know him, we don’t speak. I was 25 when I met my father.” The other ladies wonder what that was like and Erick says, “It was like meeting a stranger.”
Erika interviews that she didn’t grow up with her father and that’s ok. Her mother had her when she was 18 years old, and her father left when she was 9 months old.
Rinna thinks that this is another piece of the puzzle with Erika. She has had to protect herself and she has boundaries. Rinna wishes she was more like that.
Erika says it would have been nice to have had a dad, but everything turned out okay without him. She says she has other great relationships, and that she thinks it’s very convenient for people to say, “Oh she didn’t have a Dad, therefore she married an older man.” We get a flashback to a picture of Erika and Tom before Erika was ERIKA. Interesting.
Erika says “I didn’t marry my Dad. My Dad is much younger than my husband.” and laughs.
Teddi says she thinks she would have had an expectation, and Erika says she didn’t. She didn’t expect him to sweep her up in his arms. Teddi says she thinks Erika is a cool girl- like she’s “too cool for anything.” Teddi is right.
MisRed armchair diagnosis- Deep down Erika DOES care, and that’s why she tries to act like she doesn’t care. She’s protecting herself. Yeah, I know, anyone with ¼ of a brain could have made the same diagnosis.
Teddi says that she is very direct and in getting to know everyone, if she does something that offends them, to just tell her. And they are like- oh yeah, we will.
OH NO YOU WON’T. You’ll bitch about it in your interviews, bring it up at the reunion and then hold a grudge for the next 5 to 7 years minimum.
Packing montage this time to go home. Why can’t they just roll the crap into a ball, shove it in the suitcase and call it a day like normal people?
Teddi is again wearing a half pair of shorts. Well now that we know she’s frugal that explains it. Call your Dad and ask him to buy you the other half of your shorts, Teddi.
Dorit comes for breakfast in Teddi’s room. It’s sparse and not a slice of bacon in sight.
The breakfast of an accountability coach. blech
Well that’s what you get from an accountability coach. Teddi is happy she came to Vegas. Teddi says it’s hard getting to know new people and the only one she didn’t feel an immediate connection with is Erika. But then she says she felt like she was trying too hard so she would just back off. Dorit says that she’s known her for a year and they have had a rocky road, but this trip is the first time she felt like they connected. And it might take a little longer with her, but Teddi needs to let things happen naturally.
You know, like, set up some surveillance cameras at her house, bug her phones, go through her garbage, make a Pinterest page of her, steal DNA to try to clone her… just like Dorit did.
Next week- Kyle has construction going on. We learn more about Teddi’s horses- she was a professional equestrian for 10 years, you know. LVP wears another see-thru shirt.
Erika talks to someone about her Dad- it might be Johnny Depp dressed up for a movie role.
Dorit’s kid calls Erika or Rinna or possibly both “Bad Guy.” Whoops.
Good boy. Now call her a drug addict.
That’s all Miss Andy wrote. Your comments killed MisRed last week. Keep em coming. xoxoxox
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