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  • Aunt Dorsey

    I’ve pencilled in this Thursday’s episode as appointment-must-see-TV, because the “Patti Stanker Procurement Agency” is going to hook up that well-known New Jersey millionaire, Rosie “I’ll cut yer fucking tongue out” Pierri and find her a lipstick lesbian. Since Patti is a third-generation yenta, I just know she’ll find her true love.


    She has only been in this new relationship for a short period of time, which will eventually come to a screeching halt when they are done using each other. She’ll blame him, he’ll blame her. She’ll be secretive about what happened, rumors will fly, adding to Patti’s never-ending drama-fests.

    Narcissists make the worst girl/boyfriends and even worse spouses. With that said, she is like one of those know-it-all types who gives parenting advice when they never even raised a child.

    She doesn’t have clients, she has victims. Once she has their money she doesn’t care if it works out or not. If it works out she takes all the credit and engages in self-glorification. So narcissistic.

  • Miss Annie

    Patti is the worst, yet I just can’t quit this trainwreck.

  • Miss Annie

    Patti and her crew could do with some acting lessons. Hate watchers, unite!

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Thank you for recapping another exciting episode of “The Patti Stanker Procurement Agency” — I can’t stomach that vapid bitch and her bloated ego. If her love life over the past 30 years is any indication of her “success” at making love matches, I think most of her clientele would be better off going to Christian Mingle… At least the no nooky rules are probably the same.

  • rachelkashmir

    The thing that amuses me the most is how Patti and the Bravo Editing Monkeys are still trying to fob this show off as being real and authentic, like Patti’s clients aren’t grifting slimebags who are trying to promote their ‘businesses’ and the women aren’t wannabe gold diggers, and Patti isn’t the most materialistic woman EVER. Oh well. Won’t stop me from hate watching.


    MM is pure garbage and Patti should be off the air. Trashy show cancelled. Some of her pawns and prizes are Narcissists, while others are sycophants … either way, to her, everyone is an object to be used to acquire more wealth.

    Insulting, demeaning, belittling, and so on and on, of others is a classic symptom of NPD. Normal people don’t act like that and normal people wouldn’t do that in exchange for money.

    IMO there is a “Pot-Kettle” thing going on here, as Patti is also Narcissistic — a Narcissist calling others Narcissistic. Patti has every single trait of NPD — Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

    IMO, her and her show are pure trash.