Day four and we are in April with another month’s worth of note-worthy comments. When I opened the file I couldn’t believe who had made the first comment. Can you?
Itchy on Mini Survivor, Cockring’s a term of endurance: Yes, yes, I know, it’s reaching. But what the hell. It’s Easter. Hard to be funny on Easter. Well, it’s also April Fool’s. But that’s not my joke. Ha ha.
Gypsy on Real World STD: Oh and Jessica, don’t wear a thong all season, I don’t want to see that huge blue bird bleeping out your arse all season.
Itchy on Survivor Special: In fact, we’re all being treated to a preview of that wacky new situation comedy “Heeeere’s Phillip!” Premieres next fall on OWN.
Aunt Dorsey on Splash Clothes: I would think jumping from a three-storey building would be a LOT less scary than having to suck Hugh Hefner’s withered old pecker.
Aunt Dorsey on Survivor Special: I think Probst deserves a reward. He probably wants to play. So he should be put on the island with an all Hose Wife game of Survivor with Andy Cohen making up the carnival games and playing his role. I’d watch that.
Catty Fan on Project Runway Verge: Richard may look like a Mandrake Root, but it’s Layana who makes me want to put on ear protection.
TheMiki on Preachers’ daughters Judge: That would have been accurate. I am probably an evil little perv.
Gypsy on RHOBH Reunion: @TC DFW you are not alone in the plight of Humans Against Apple Autocorrect Syndrome or HAAAS.
Gypsy on RHOBH Stains: Let’s stick Kyle, Faye, Tre, Caroline, Vicki, Jill Zarin, the Cuntess & Kenya all on Bikini Island and let them melt from radiation exposure.
AmyOops on Survivor…Special: @Aunt Dorsey AAAHHHHH! I misread your comment at first and now I can’t get the image out of me head of Hantzy wearing pink panties!
CattyFan on Hell’s Kitchen Fat Kids: My only objection to your writing is the inclusion of The Price Is Right mountain climber game, because now I’m hearing that damn yodeling in my head.
Itchy Walking Dead, Shawshank: Give us at least one scene with at least one morbidly obese zombie waddling in for an attack.
Bonus points if you include the entire cast from this season’s Biggest Loser!
Gypsy on RHOBH Reunion: I am serious! Brandi & Lisa especially look like circus clowns or Heath ledger.
PopePhilly on DWTS Mini: @thisbuggs4u: I like Wynonna. I want very badly to go out for beer and wings with her. However, her “dancing” just makes me sad.
Pat Ledoux on Drag Race Mini: Hey Vallegirl, ya think it’ll piss Kristen Johnston off when I tell you i have no fucking idea who she is???????
That’s beacuse I don’t!
Faye on DWTS Mini: Not sure what “every single go 3 ways” I should stop drinking in the middle of the day ..
Classy Drunk on RHOC Season 8: Bama Belles was the ish!!!
Chaosbutterfly on Bravo Ordered 17: Most of these shows are shows that they either already have or have already tried, but with a different cast. Aren’t they tired of having an entire network full of rich people behaving badly?
Will not watch.
Nads on Bravo Ordered 17: hahhahahahahahahaah. This is so that SNL sketch! 1) The Shahs of my mother’s living room
2) The real apartment wives of Compton
Gypsy on RHOB Reunion, Twitch is a hoarder!… She sure as shit is not getting rid of her fave pillow!
PlathAddict on Mob Wives Down: @JennBug HA! Tatas! I’m such a 12 year-old when it comes to my sense of humor. I’ll see what I can do about getting pics of the tats though (it’s contagious, I almost typed tatas too!).
NotWithoutMyTV on RHOB Sober: Twitch’s Precious Moments boo-boo face is tiresome. I think she (or someone) is painting her eyebrows on to always look like a golden retriever puppy that’s just been scolded.
Gypsy on RHOB Sober: @ohralphie@ Dammit, you just made me laugh so hard I shat on my pillow! YOU DRUNK!
@NWMTV- Do I hear you calling for a Smudging of the Bravo offices??? Hmmmmm, very interesting.
Crankyguy on RHOB Sober: The Dr. Seuss image along with the pillow incident reminded me of a title that was in a top-ten list of the all-time least-loved children’s books: “The Cat Who Shat in the Hat.
Outhousecat on Vicki Gunvalson’s New Face: Why is her new chin trying to exit stage right? How come her eyelashes are in competition with her brows?
Lady Shadhady on Vicki Gunderson’s Face: They applied the nostrils crooked-ly!
Itchy on Survivor Mini: I took my gay for a walk this morning. She was so happy! You should have seen her frolicking with the football! It was so charming! She sure loves to get down n’ dirty! But then she saw the field hockey team and she was off like a bullet. Didn’t think I’d ever catch her. Whew!