On the second day of TrashTalkTV our Trashmii gave to meeeeeeeeee…
Itchy on “The Bachelor”: I have to assume that the Bachelor has a pretty good idea after the first day which girls he’s seriously interested in. I mean, if you don’t notice a girl pretty quickly, that says pretty much all you need to know about your attraction to her.
What’d be really interesting would be a Bachelor who says, fuck it, I already know who I want. Dump the rest of this chicken coop. How would the rest of the season progress?
Yes, I’m feeling quite philosophical this morning.
NotWithoutMyTV on “ …Brandi’s Vaginal Rejuvination”: I’ve got Katie Couric’s labia in a jar.
Really. Ebay. $238.68.
Came with a Certificate of Authentication and everything.
Itchy on “The Bachelor”: As I said before, I’m convinced that the Bachelor is using some weird form of mind control on me, because I can’t wait for next week. Squee!
Wait. Can a guy squee?
Sheesh on “Beyonce Admits to Li Syncing…”: Alls I know is when I am asked to sing “Iowa, How Great Thou Corn” for the kick off to the Ankeny 2013 Pee-Wee soccer season I will be demanding a backing track or I will walk right off that multiplex
Awfuleyebrow on “Amanda Byrnes Stoner…”: Evicted for smoking weed? Was she fishbowling the whole building? I’ve never heard of a person getting evicted for such a reason.
Gypsy on “Brandi Glanville’s Book”: I can’t WAIT to buy this book and I don’t care what that says about me.
Itchy on “Bachelor Mini”: Except back then, they didn’t have that silly virginity pledge thing. So, he’s like from a warped version of the 1950s in another dimension.
Itchy on “American Idol”: Oh good, those stupid audition episodes are over, I can finally watch this trainwreck. Trainwreck? This season’s been a Hindenburg class disaster.
MarianMoney on ”Toddlers & TiarasMimi”: people holding up babies and hoops!
Why didn’t anyone toss a baby through a hoop?
Not that I advocate harming a child in any way, but Circus baby ring toss is less harmful than pixie stix isn’t it?
And as for pageant dad “Wow her got a ttwwofee” was Kweepy.
Thespiral on “Bad Girls Club”: Haha, I was thoroughly traumatized by the last comments section because all the references to the bumpy, ashy, STD-covered dick were a total vomit fest. And here I thought “It should be safe to come out now, Andre wasn’t even in this episode.” But then you had to mention the Dick of Doom in the VERY FIRST COMMENT! I swear to god, it will be seared into my brain until this show is over.
Sarcasatire on “Drag Race”: All I care about is that somebody (Jinkx) is doing Little Edie. She’s a staunch character. S-T-A-U-N-C-H. “Awwww-nestly. ”
Realitytvjunkie on “The Shahs of Sunset”: I don’t know if he’s my “favorite parent” but Reza’s dad talking about still getting laid over lunch was pretty damn funny! I do love Asa’s mom. I so want MJ to marry Drizzy….that had spin-off show written all over it. Can you imagine trying to plan a wedding with MJ’s mom?! Lord that poor woman would never make it to the altar…
Sheesh on “Mob Wives”: CSU is as big of a fuckup as Lefty was. That is one tough bitch of a dumbass gene .
TurtleGirl93 on “Cheer Perfection”: Fillings, whoa-oa-oa, fillings… Sorry. Most people in Arkansas have “feelings”. Lol. As I’ve said before I have a shop in Sherwood and recently overheard someone talking about her “fillings” being hurt.
Bahareh on “Shahs of Sunset”: She’s always going on about how materialistic Beverly Hills Persians are and her opening act is a song about gold. what the effing fuck?
Classy Drunk on “RHOA”: I tend to limit the strangers in my house also. I don’t even answer my door if I don’t know the person. But I also watch ID channel regularly so that could be the reason for that and not the IKEA coffee table that I want to make sure stays in my house.
JimbobJones on “Top Chef Mini”: And you just KNOW that Snidley Dumbass’s culinary epiphany had nothing to do with foie gras. That motherfucker was at Denny’s one day and thought “Man, if I worked here, I could eat all of the Grand Slams I WANT!”, and the rest is history.
Thisbuggs4U on “The Bachelor: Mrs I have never had botox, yeah ok. Is that why only one of your eye brows moves? “don’t let them take your sparkle, Tiara”, was the best part of the episode! I laughed my ass off. Reminds me of those pageant moms from Toddlers and Tiaras. I will tell you where you can stick that “sparkle”, ya dumb bitch!
Labowner on “Gypsy Sisters”: If this show is not a constant advertisement for birth control, I don’t know what is. Jesus the inbreeding is really starting to show in these girls.