Okay, so I’m not calling for new nominations until next year, but the following comments are certainly winners.
One of the January posts asked the Gasmii (the term readers of TVGasm called ourselves) what we wanted to include in the new TrashTalkTV. It was a time of transition, and we still haven’t settled on what we want to call our collective selves.
JimbobJones kicks off the 2013 comments, On Top Chef: , Has anyone else noticed how much, with the curled mustache, StacheBear’s nose looks like a penis? Just look at the photo, completing the curves of the ‘stache. Total balls situation there. Which would make his mouth the a**hole, and explain why so much sh*t keeps coming out of it. I would say something funny, but now that the Commentgasms are over, I don’t need to be funny except once this month. Maybe twice, to stack the deck.
Sarcasatire on Comments: , Yay!!! I look forward to this every year. Now, just 11.9 months until the next one!!
Hawt Cawfee on What Do You Want…? :How about Amish Toddlers & Tiara’s?????
Considerthis on What Do You Want…?: A site wide Gassmii ban on the word Lohan. C’mon other than being a drunk talentless skank there’s nothing there and if that is criteria then I can share my life updates with you. NO MORE LINDSAY stuff!
Gypsy on What Do You Want…?: A site wide Gassmii ban on the word Lohan. C’mon other than being a drunk talentless skank there’s nothing there and if that is criteria then I can share my life updates with you. NO MORE LINDSAY stuff!
Kthxbai on While I was Out: @aliens.rock If they wanted to they could set it for life in a respectable home with a regular private couple that’d love it just for itself. And where nobody would ever tell it “yo I just watched your mom’s sex tape. Damn she had her a big ass.”
Kthxbai on While I was Out, Kim K…: They’re billionaires now. And so is Ryan Secrest. If Kris Hump takes it to court they’ll just buy whatever county it is. And put the whole thing into a 3 part special on E! If even the sponsors start to get disgusted they’ll sell the ads to pharmaceutical and weapon companies. That they probably own some of anyway.
NotWithoutMyTV on Sister Wives: A family’s mission statement is to ‘Not get divorced and end up as part-time parents.’ Anything else is also total PR bullshit.
TVKimmy on Top Chef: I think I sprained my finger flipping Blowhard off every time she appeared.
NotWithoutMyTV on Sister Wives: Doing the home cost-to-spousal value calculus is probably very taxing for a guy like BroDad, but you know that in between thoughts of “Does Meri have more chins than she did yesterday?” and “One of these days, Christine: BANG, ZOOM, to the moon!!!”, he’s doing it.
Lindaw205 on Top Chef: Next season instead of being eliminated maybe they’ll just have to sit in the corner wearing a dunce cap and have a time out. Holding a “buy Cloyota” sign.
Chaosbutterfly on Parents’ Television Council Goes After CNN, “I’m pretty sure everyone and everything who has met Anderson Cooper in real life, be it man, woman, child, dog, or sofa has been tempted to kiss his crotch.It’s perfectly natural.
Waffleboy on Parents’ Television Council Goes After CNN: @vallegirl, onus is an awesomely funny word, but really it was probably the best word to use in that situation. I mean let’s look at two other terms that would have been a worse choice
The ball is now in CNN’s court…
CNN needs to stop blowing hot and cold…
It’s time for CNN to nut up…
Lissagettinghammered on Parents’ Television Council Goes After CNN: The PTC: Helping dumbass parents avoid responsibility since 1995.
NotWithoutMyTV on NeNe Confirms: Greg: don’t do it! Bethenny Frankel is back on the market. She’s not exactly a walk in the park on a spring day, but at least her money will keep you safe from your severe allergy to gainful employment.
Chicken Lips on Parents’ Television Council Goes After CNN: I wonder if people working for the PTC get paid to watch TV and find things to be offended about. I could make crap up, too and I could use the money.
NotWithoutMyTV on Parents’ Television Council Goes After CNN: Does the Parents Television Council know that they are to activist groups what Lindsay Lohan is to actresses?
Lindaw205 on Parents’ Television Council Goes After CNN: Billy Ray Cyrus? (on PTC board) The idiot who clapped and grinned like a perv as his daughter worked the pole at that awards show? Yeh, no hypocrites there.
Hot cawfee on Buckwild: “holler” huh—we call that an apartment buidling where I’m from—lean out the door and yell and believe you will be heard. Heard, yelled back at and prolly cops called too. Good times……….