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  • classy drunk

    Right! Try living 4 miles away from your job but it takes you 45 minutes to get home.

  • Clare s

    How scary was it when she told Paedra ” I could strangle you”? It’s not often that the southern belle doesn’t know how to respond.

  • Moli

    80’s kid here and my friends and I swapped and swapped and reswapped the hell out of SVH books.

  • NameofState

    Of course Kenya’s heard of Savannah, FFS it’s where Scarlett O’Hara’s mother is from. Plus, it’s not some tiny little town in the middle of Nowhere GA, it’s pretty popular for St. Patrick’s Day, film productions, and weekend trips. Kenya just seems exhausting to me. She’s on too damn much. I know, I know, “cameras” but it like she never has a quiet momentHow is a pageant queen not be aware of how ridiculous she’s acting? I always want to pop an aspirin and slam a cocktail after her scene chewing self.

  • Gypsy

    Cosign. Traffic there is monstrous next to LA it’s the worst I’ve seen.

  • Gypsy

    I’m uncomfortable with the way Bravo is almost forcing us to talk about someone’s mother. Good Lord, Mamma Joyce is all kinds of wrong.

  • classy drunk

    I mean traffic in Atlanta is crazy, and I’ve heard of CP time but really…3 hours late is insane. That might be ok for a party, but not when you are supposed to leave for a trip.

    That drama has to be manufactured.

  • I also caught Mama Joyce’s implication that Phaedra is short with a big head.

    Love the Sweet Valley High reference! Back in the day, I had EVERY SINGLE Sweet Valley Kids/Twins/High/University book. The collection is probably still in a closet in my parents’ house.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    The Real Fishwives of Hotlanta, starring Joyce the “angry banana”….. BWAhaahaahaha. Hmmmmm, now that you mention it, I don’t think I own any shoes with laces, velcro is my friend. But I’ve also never removed my shoes to throw them at anyone. That scene with Ayden and the angry banana was priceless. That little boy is as smart as a whip, “I don’t want a treat.” Joyce is batshit crazy and selfish as hell. The constant refrain out of her mouth is “ME, ME, ME, ME” — that petulant biddy doesn’t give a rat’s ass about her daughter.

    Kenya, puh-leeze twirl off to Nigeria with your grifter prince and take a permanent vacation. Old Andy Cohen outed her tardy, tweakin’ ass on WWHL and when she kept carrying on that she wasn’t late, he told her the time stamp on the video tape proved it.

    I just don’t get being three hours late for something, that’s got to be the producers’ shit stirring. I’d maybe wait an hour max and then my non-shoelace-wearing ass would be out of there. I loved Kandi deflecting her frustration with the angry banana and letting that simpering fool Weavy O’Hara (thank you LAC) have it.