Time’s Person of the Year: The Silence Breakers – Huffington Post
Time Magazine announced countless persons of the year by honoring the brave women who have come forward to speak out against the sexual harassment that seems to exist in every basically every co-ed employment situation. This small honor will no doubt anger the bros in your office who are knee deep in cheap beer complaining that they never harassed no one and yet they don’t the cover of a magazine that they have never read before. What a time to be a lady! These brave women deserve recognition and better from us all.
Beyonce Presents Colin Kaepernick with Muhammad Ali Legacy Award – Billboard
Beyonce surprised Kaepernick during the Sports Illustrated Sportsperson of the Year award and spoke beautifully. This when Queen Bey is at her best: showing up to shed light on something important and informing those who disagree that, sadly, it is they and not she who is mistaken, for she is Beyonce and they are an ordinary loser. She is starting to get an Oprah like quality in that way and I am here for it.
Sandra Bullock Tells Sexists to Stuff It – Entertainment Weekly
Sandy is in the cast of the all lady Ocean’s 8 film. She is sick of everyone’s shit and in particular will not be hearing any complaints about ladies degrading such sacred and cerebral subject matter as the Ocean’s Numeral franchise. Complainers had better get used to it because in the current Hollywood climate, we can likely see a lot more lady-centric films if only to cut down on the background check budget.
John Mayer is Insufferable, Even While in the Hospital – E!
John Mayer is recovering from an emergency appendectomy. Let’s have a moment of silence for those poor, brave nurses who have to answer his calls and questions about whether his hair needs more mousse. He treated the world to this little selfie:
That’s right ladies, a hospital bathroom selfie. Try to keep your undies on. Barf. Send flowers to the staff of whatever floor of whatever hospital he is on.
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