You guys, what is going on with this show? I thought we had hope with last week’s fun episode but this week was a bit lame. Let’s get to it.
Porsha’s mom, Storm Sr., is meeting Dennis for the first time. Porsha’s doubling down on this repurposed McDonald’s uniform look from last week’s party. They’re at one of Dennis’ hookah bars showing off their matching tattoos and IQ levels. They talk about how controlling Kordell was and Diane is relieved that this guy will let she and Porsha eat all the greasy foods they want on his white couches.
Cynthia, Marlo, Kandi and NeNe meet for lunch and Marlo is in a full sequined Met gala jumpsuit in the middle of the day. Kandi reveals that Dennis just broke up with a girl about a month ago and buys all of his women Rolex watches.
“He’s got a Rolex guy? I wonder what I could get for this wedding ring.”
They all agree to keep this info from Porsha because it will not go over well.
Eva and her mom go wedding dress shopping. Unless her mom tries to assault a member of the bridal party with an old lady shoe – I’m not interested. Eva tries on a bunch of gowns and her mom is super opinionated. Her mom eloped and Eva only has brothers so this is a big deal. They eat lunch and Eva cries because her mom wants to invite extra people to the wedding. Her mom pulls the “I’m your mother, don’t talk back” card and Eva has to leave the table to finish crying in the bathroom. When I cry, it almost always means I want to say or do things that would get me stoned in some countries and arrested in others. Also, I’ll be damned if I push two humans out of my body and get shushed by anyone. Her mother is shoveling food in her mouth like she’s getting paid by the bicep curl and doesn’t even bother to look up, never mind comfort her daughter. Eva returns and apologizes for having feelings; her mother apologizes for having such a weak daughter.
Shamari tells Ronnie that all of the women know about their open relationship now. He’s not crazy about everyone knowing their business but their marriage is stronger since then anyway. Shamari says that her outside relationship was “more deeper” than any of Ronnie’s were.
She did not date an English teacher.
NeNe and Gregg have a vegan chef come over to make green smoothies and other healthy foods. It seems to be a simple scene but it seems that after production left, they get a call from the dcotor’s office. They tell him that tumor cells have returned and they strongly suggest chemo. Gregg is relying on his faith and wants to think about treatment.
Shamari and Ronnie are hosting the twins’ birthday party. Marlo brings her nephew who she probably rented from the Bailey Agency. Kandi brings Ace and tells Todd to put $100 each in the kid’s cards. I need to have a baby or six so I can invite Kandi to their birthday party – and steal their cards. Porsha declined the invite immediately and Shamari wonders why she’s being standoffish since they went to school together for years. Poor Shamari…anyone who survived hearing Porsha read aloud durning her formative years deserves a medal.
The women discuss the shade towards Shamari’s outfit at the Bailey-que. Kandi says that Eva started it. When Eva arrives, they bring up the issue and she backpedals faster than Kim Zolciak at a DWI checkpoint.
Later, Kandi meets with Donjuan and Todd to discuss business. FYI, business is pronounced poor-shuh. Donjuan and Todd maintain that she should stay out of this but someone from the lunch told Porsha what Kandi said about Dennis and he began calling his exes trying to figure out who said what.
Kandi, Cynthia, Cynthia and Porsha meet to try wines for a business that Cynthia is starting. They play nice for a while until Porsha and Kandi confront each other regarding Dennis. Everyone denies giving Porsha the information but Porsha herself reveals that NeNe told her. Basically, Porsha doesn’t want to hear any of the stories. She doesn’t mind being one of many tattooed names on his body and reveals that she’s now one of them. They’re all shocked that he has her name on him already. Porsha insists that he’s been single fora while and Kandi says that she’s just concerned that this is his M.O. Porsha says that it all seems negative. She’s in a committed relationship and that’s that.
Sorry guys, not too much going on this week. Next week, Kandi and Porsha meet again one on one. Cynthia babies Noelle and a new girl ruffles feathers. I’m sure that Marlo will be the one wearing them. What’d you think? Love you for reading and commenting!
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