RedHandedJill

RedHandedJill is a pirate who loves to snark on awful reality TV.
  • notwithoutmyTV

    They used to be tight, but Burt Reynold’s rug kept breaking the “Hair Code”, so there was a falling out. (So to speak.)

  • notwithoutmyTV

    The Dance Moms supafanz had LOTS of names for me.

  • notwithoutmyTV

    Crying all the time and being (over) dramatic about everything is how I get my way at work. It makes my officemates(and HR) uncomfortable, so they treat me like a live hand grenade.

  • notwithoutmyTV

    If by “lively” you mean “thundercunty,” then I agree.

    Neither Christine nor Meri are going to happy anywhere, in or out of this nuptial conglomeration.

  • RedHandedJill

    God, Christine looked so zonked out during this whole episode. The only time she showed any real emotion was during the conversation about the rock tower. I feel horrible for her, she was like a shell of herself. I have not always been her biggest fan, but she was always pretty lively (before).

  • Chicken Lips

    I know firmly believe that Robyn was in some way behind the whole catfish thing in an effort to unseat #1…she’s already got the legit legal marriage, now she’s setting her sights on being spiritual #1.

    Good to see that the oldest DaytonAuroraBrianna girl (is that Aurora? How would we know – they always cram their names together) has learned from Robyn that crying all the time and being (over) dramatic about everything will get you attention.

    I will give Kody this praise though – it was good that he didn’t let Robyn railroad him into throwing her a full out wedding like she really wanted (sure – now she says she didn’t, but you know that she already had her white dress picked out). (Kody praise – savor the flavor, it probably won’t happen again) Of course, she did get another “real” honeymoon out of it (the other wives got camping trips – Robyn got San Diego and Hawaii), so I guess he has figured out the saying “Happy Legal Wife, happy life”.

    I’ve always been Team #freeJanelle but now I’m also Team #freeJanelleandpleasetakeChristinewithyou. I don’t think Christine can make it on her own, but I think that Janelle can help her. Those 2 need to get out of there and leave Kody with the younger and “hotter” wife (at least until her uterus dries up and he has to find a fresher one).

    Truely was awesome.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    I love a good “secrets revealed” episode where absolutely no secrets are revealed.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Sure it hasn’t been a rotating threesome with Burt Reynolds’ stable of hairpieces?

  • jojo mama

    Is it acceptable if I call you not or notwithout? Not always, just sometimes. My little fingers get tired…..

  • jojo mama

    Thanks for the laugh notwithoutmy TV.

  • RedHandedJill

    That’s pretty much how I felt while recapping this shindig. I cut out so much stuff, because it had nothing to do with what they were talking about.

  • notwithoutmyTV

    I think Kody’s hair and William Shatner’s toupee meet up during the hours of darkness and go to raves together. Sometimes they take too much E, and they steal cars.

  • notwithoutmyTV

    I have no idea what’s going on… or isn’t going on. It’s like Tamron asks them, “Are you going to stay together?”, and a random Brown says “fuchsia,” and everyone on stage nods, and then they just go on to another Facebook question.

    But it’s not really worth the time thinking about it, because these are the Browns. The Browns have no story. They just take up space. A lot of space.

  • RedHandedJill

    Aww thanks! Kody’s hair is totally fair game to criticize. He brings that on himself. I also have a soft spot for Truely. I think it’s the fact that she doesn’t seem as easygoing with the family craziness as the other kids (oh, and she has an adorable speech impediment). I cannot get over how creepy Solomon is, either. Is Robyn really a blonde? I feel like it should be impossible for his hair to be that pale with a brunette mother.

  • jojo mama

    Red, “cobbled together recap” my one mate at a time ass. Considering the material, you did a bang-up job. Thanks for your effort this season. And thanks for Resting Dumb Ass Face. Does Meri have Resting Downturn Mouth Face in addition to her permanent RBF? I believe Kootie meant that he is a jackoff, but of course he is waaaaay to moral to say it. I hold on to the ever so slight hope that the older children will stick to the monogamy highway. I also hope that King of The Children of the Corn aka Soloman goes balllistic when the new spawn arrives. There is something about Truely that (almost) touches my heart in spite of her COTC affliction. ANother thing about Kody. Shouldn’t he be almost bald by now? It seems like his hair has been in full retreat (think Southerners fleeing from Sherman’s Scorched Earth march times two) for years now. Extensions perhaps? An elaborate combover, back tease kind of thing? I shouldn’t criticize appearances though when there is so much snarkalicious material if one kept strictly to the “personalities.” Oh wait. Christine doesn’t have one anymore and Meri and Janelle are one trick ponies. There is of course Sobyn and Kootie, but I get mentally drained when I think about them and their insufferable ways.