RedHandedJill

RedHandedJill is a pirate who loves to snark on awful reality TV.
  • jojo mama

    And yessss to you too.

  • jojo mama

    Yesssss!

  • notwithoutmyTV

    I’m getting a “Your big doofus of a mother stuck you with a stupidly spelled name” vibe from Truely.

  • FarFromPerfekt

    I’m getting a “Children of the Corn” vibe from Truly.

  • jojo mama

    Damn! I KNEW there was something extra otherworldly and scary about Janelle and her spawn. Um….sort of like a shark? I actually watched a few minutes last night and decided that Christine is the most attractive. I wish all 3 of the concubines would run, run, run and take their progeny with them. Sobyn can stay put, what with her being the Queen Bee and all. I didn’t quite understand the part where Meri said she was sorry for bringing all this to the family? It seemed like she was more concerned about Sobyn’s delicate feelings than anything else. Kody was clearly enraged at the thought that Meri could find someone more appealing than he and he tried so hard to mask that. As a result, he looked like a complete douche and super-stooopid. I like it when he pretends to comprehend anything that doesn’t directly realted to his self-perceived awesomeness. Total fail.

  • jojo mama

    Thanks for the laugh NWMT. It made for a really good start to my work week.

  • notwithoutmyTV

    I’d love to see the Brown family meeting where they explain that God sometimes puts boy babies in mommies’ tummies, and sometimes girl babies, and sometimes he puts in “other.” I bet the bored teens would look at each and be like “Robin’s gonna squeeze out a new X-Men character! Who knew she was cool?? I just hope it doesn’t look like Dad in any of its life phases.”

  • notwithoutmyTV

    Or, it was an opportunity to fuck like minks right under Kody’s nose, in Alaska, with cameras everywhere… it’s Mormon splinter religion-fueled teen rebellion at its best!

  • notwithoutmyTV

    All Janelle’s kids have the same 12-inch space between their eyes that their mother does.

    Damn, Nature! You scary!

  • Jojo Mama

    Looking at Cootie and Robyn inspires thoughts that if acted upon, put people in jail for a long time. Better that I read the recaps instead.

  • Jojo Mama

    You did Red, and big thanks for Resting Murder Face (might try that one at work tomorrow–the expression I mean) and xenomorph? Magic!

  • Jojo Mama

    Me too!

  • SunnyDay

    Indeed! 🙂 I laughed my ass off. 😀

  • RedHandedJill

    I’m just glad I caught one of Kody’s best faces this time around!

  • RedHandedJill

    Hah I never thought of that being a tactic by Logan to break up with Michelle. They seemed to like each other well enough, but who would subject their SO to that family for 2 weeks like that if they loved them, right?

  • Chicken Lips

    These people are just…ugh. Seriously – free Janelle, free her kids. Run fast, run far. I’m thinking that Logan really wanted to break up with Michelle but didn’t want to be a jerk so he brought her on the Family Circus-cation so she would break up with him.

    I really need to stop watching this nonsense because Robyn makes me have resting murder face. She is the absolute worst.

    I don’t really have much to say about Maddie marrying her uncle-in-law. Apparently polygamists just marry their relatives, like no big whoop. Whatever turns your crank I guess.

  • I’m still thankful that you’re recapping this so I can read it instead of watch it. “Resting Murder Face” LOL!

  • RedHandedJill

    Yes, of course that would be the solution. I guess I should take that as a compliment 🙂

  • SunnyDay

    I’m not even a full page into this and you found the one thing that would get me to WATCH the show, versus just reading about it: Xenomorph babies! Of course that would mean the series finale will be them nuking Kody from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.