Welcome to MY show. Yes, Yes, MisRed is channeling Vicki today. MisRed hopes everyone is doing just great, do you want to buy my phony Cancer insurance? KAC. Kill All Cancer.
Previously, tensions with Shannon have been bubbling up because Shannon is very self-focused at the moment. LOL. At the moment. How long, exactly, is a moment? By definition, I think it’s supposed to be pretty short. Yeah, well, Shannon’s “moment” is currently in its fifth year…
Shannon asks how Gina’s day was… not.
Anyhooooooooo, woo hoo. What else?
The women are sweating to death in their Jamaican Sweat (Steve) Lodge Penthouse, as it seems Mandy Cohen was too cheap to spring for A/C for these betches.
Tamra felt slighted when Shannon decided to raft with Vicki instead of her, so she will be gaslighting Shannon tonight.
Yeah, MisRed has her crystal ball out and polished.
Gina and Emily are upset Shannon isn’t taking the time to get to know them. Tamra thinks Shannon isn’t a good friend because Shannon never listens to Tamra’s problems. Tamra feels like she is enabling Shannon’s negativity. What else? Oh, Vicki is gross.
Well episode 14 really had it all, Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…
Oh, sorry, that’s not this saga, that’s The Princess Bride. Although this episode does have something in common with The Princess Bride- it features The Queen of Putrescence, aka Vicki.
But let’s get current, shall we?
Just what we need… a full moon.
We are still in hot and sweaty Jamaica and it’s time for dinner.
flop sweats-level 10
It’s 7:55pm and Shannon announces she is sweaty and she doesn’t know how she’s going to get ready for dinner. Tamra gives her some good advice: “Rally!”
Welcome to MisRed’s world May thru September, and MisRed HAS air conditioning.
Somehow Gina, Kelly and Emily manage to get ready and get downstairs for 8:30pm. Tamra joins them at 8:33pm after asking Dorothy and Blanche what time they will be ready?
Yeah right. That’s an hour in “Housewife.”
The girls ask Tamra where are the blue hairs? Tamra says- Eh, they are hot, they are sweaty, Vicki’s trying to bone the butler 4 times a day, Shannon can’t find anything to wear, Vicki needs a casserole.
The women decide to leave the Golden Girls behind and head to the restaurant.
Meanwhile, Vicki and Shannon are drying out their boob-sweat in front of a fan, laughing hysterically.
Has MisRed mentioned how much she hates tardiness? To me, it’s all a simple math problem. Meeting time = getting ready time + 10 min buffer (to allow for jacking around) + time to get to designated meeting spot +5 to go to the bathroom one last time.
It’s not difficult and MisRed sucks at math.
Now, if you have kids, you need to build in the KBB. Kid Bullshit Buffer. Same with a husband. MrRed loves to lie down for a nap 40 minutes before we need to go to an event. Then he likes to PRETEND to be sleeping so that MisRed gets to the point of nearly choking him prior to leaving for said event. Either that or he does something UNNECESSARY 1 minute before we are about to get in the car- like he decides to fill the dog’s water fountain, which is a 5-minute job.
It’s all about the buffer, people.
Anyway, back to the tit-sweat-twins. They are drinking and drying.
The other women proceed to the restaurant at 8:45pm. In the van, Tamra regales the women of her heroics- trying to get Shannon in the mood to have a good time. Tamra PROMISES Emily, tonight is the night we will see “Fun Shannon.”
Don’t hold your breath ladies.
Gina thinks it’s all bullsh*t. She thinks it’s unacceptable for Shannon to be rude to everyone 98% of the time and they be expected to be grateful for the 2% Fun Shannon time. She says she’s “Fun Gina” all the time.
Yup. Fun Gina. Every second.
The ladies arrive at The Sugar Mill Restaurant and order cocktails.
At 9:30, Shannon and Vicki roll out of the hotel and board the bus. Isn’t it interesting how Vicki is always so carsick on every trip… she seems to have forgotten her affliction for this trip. They seem pretty tipsy.
9:45pm Shannon and Vicki arrive to the restaurant. Tamra interviews that it’s rude to make people wait. Yes, it is. They should have proceeded without Vicki and Shannon. They should have ordered their meals and eaten. The more you feed into this rudeness by WAITING the more they will be rude.
Shannon informs the ladies she is having surgery next week, so this will be “my night to go.”
Somehow we are to believe Fun Shannon will be materializing out of THIS.
Shannon explains she is having her eyelids done. Great.
Tamra asks Kelly which one of her stable of studs she has spoken with since she has been in Jamaica? Kelly says “Nada, tostada.” Kelly tells Gina she will have to rope in some men for Gina and teach Gina some of her moves.
Kelly gives us one of her classic moves- you go up to a dude and say “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in there later.”
Yes, please. And film it. MisRed needs this.
The ladies talk about Gina dating and Kelly’s dating moves, etc., Shannon is unhappy and muttering to herself like a lunatic because the conversation isn’t about Shannon. “
Oh yeah, Fun Shannon coming at you in 3…2…1…
Cuz it’s so riveting…so riveting. Well, this is a really a fun dinner…not.”
Tamra sees the Shit Stirring Signal illuminated in the sky and goes straight to work.
In her interview she says this is typical Shannon – if the conversation isn’t revolving her she’s bored. And if you don’t like something, bitching about it is not going to help.
True. But now, where would that leave us? With a boring season.
Oh wait…we already have that.
But Shannon is being INCREDIBLY rude. It’s one thing to THINK these things, but it’s a whole other deal to mutter them under your breath… while wearing a ‘hot mic.”
They keep talking about how they are going to see “Fun Shannon” and Shannon says she’s “never not Fun Shannon.” It’s so refreshing to see one of the Housewives have an accurate view of themselves, isn’t it?
And perhaps we need a review of the definition of the word FUN.
Um, yeah, not Shannon.
Tamra says Shannon might want to ask Gina about “Fun Shannon.” Oh, nice to see Tamra paid for an extra piece of luggage because she went right in with the BIG paddle.
Gina says she thinks Shannon is fun with everybody else. Shannon claims she is “always laughing.”
Um, yeah, not Shannon.
Emily says they just want some personal Fun Shannon time.
Shannon ask if Tamra told them she is not good with “change?” Shannon is starting to get fired up. Tamra is like- “I did, and she says you won’t even give her a chance.”
Shannon disputes this, saying she and Gina had a great dinner a few weeks earlier. We flash back to a dinner scene between Shannon and Gina- filmed 5 weeks earlier.
I’ve seen death row inmates having their last meal exude more happiness.
Man, you know if we didn’t see this previously, it was a REAL KLUNKER.
Gina says the dinner was fine, but she always feels she has to reintroduce herself to Shannon.
Shannon in a classic tizzy
Shannon defends herself, gesticulating, wildly, “There’s a lot of new things in my life lately! I got a new house. I got no husband. I got a lot of new. I got a new business.” Tamra gives it another stir saying Gina has a lot of new stuff in her life too. She’s also going through a divorce too.
Vicki imitates Shannon. Stop it. You are not cute.
Gina says “Yeah, I’m scared, let’s do new together.” Shannon implies she doesn’t have time fro Gina. Emily interviews, regarding Shannon not having time for Gina- to tell a mother of three toddlers (WTF, Emily, one of Gina’s kids is 6- he is NOT a toddler anymore- he’s a borderline human.) that you have too much on your plate to say “Hi,” that’s the biggest bunch of bullsh*t I’ve ever heard in my life.
Shannon tells Gina she apologizes if she hasn’t paid attention to her, however, Shannon says she feels justified in how she has divided her time because Shannon has to make a future for herself.
And YOU are not part of the equation, honey.
Emily, channeling The Soup Nazi says, “No time for you.”
Uh oh, here we go, Shannon tells Emily not to put words in her mouth. Well, she didn’t, Emily just boiled it down for us. And don’t worry, Tamra will jump in to further stir, I mean, clarify- Emily and Gina said at the beach they don’t feel like Shannon makes an effort with them.
She doesn’t. At least not that we have seen.
Tamra continues -You don’t look them in the eye, you don’t talk to them. Shannon denies this. Gina says Tamra DOES look her in the eye. Shannon says Tamra is one of her best friends… and Gina says – “Yeah, and you don’t even check in on her when her husband has heart surgery, really so what kind of good friend are you?”
And the match is lit.
Shannon asks if Gina is serious? Shannon says she’s trying to have a nice evening, and she always hears about how she’s not Fun Shannon! She turns to Emily and says, “Where’s Fun Emily, who has one f*cking glass of champagne when we go out!!”
And Emily gets hit with some shrapnel from the side. Emily is like- What does champagne have to do with anything? She doesn’t need to drink to have fun.
Shannon starts to get loud and asks if Gina is going to criticize her friendship with Tamra and continues, Tamra will vouch that she is a VERY good friend.
Tamra just keeps saying “Shhhhh! Shhhhh! Shhhhh!” I love how Tamra thinks she will quell a nuclear bomb, one she launched, btw, with a thimble of water.
Gina says that they should let Tamra tell them all how good of a friend Shannon is to her. Everyone is like “Yeah Tamra, tell us.”
Tamra stammers and is like – Oh f*ck. Yeah, she likes to just stir the pot with a LONG handle. She doesn’t like to get too close.
Classic Shannon move #1: She goes to the bathroom to avoid anyone confronting her. Tamra follows her.
PEOPLE. STOP FOLLOWING SHANNON. This is what she wants!! She runs away because she wants someone to follow her to draw the attention back to her. Let her go off and pout and cry. Once you stop running after her, she might stop behaving like a child. Also, who cares?
BTW, Vicki’s tits are a monstrosity.
Put a bra on. You are a grandmother for cripessake!!
In the bathroom, Shannon is freaking out.
Oh, let me guess, Shannon is DONE?
How dare Gina say this? How dare Gina say that. I have so much on my plate, blah blah blah.
Tamra, rightfully, is like “Everyone has shit on their plate.”
Back at the table, Gina is like- It’s not fair. I can’t even say my feelings are hurt by the way she treats me?
Gina has a point, but I really don’t know why she and Emily even care so much? But Gina is being a low-key bitch here. She KNOWS that Shannon is easily triggered. Yes, Gina is telling the truth, but she is fanning the flames here an trying to instigate the Tamra / Shannon fight. BUT, to be clear, just because Shannon is easily angered, doesn’t give her a pass to act this way. There are socially acceptable ways to be have and this isn’t one of them.
Shannon is still going off in the bathroom about how it’s the worst year of her life and she drops everything to answer the phone (Who is calling Shannon? It seems like it’s always Shannon calling everyone.). Shannon thinks this situation is making her look like and asshole. Tamra tries to explain to Shannon, Gina is going through a divorce as well. Shannon says it’s different because Gina’s husband isn’t berating her every day.
Gina wasn’t married to Grey-Haired Hitler!
How would you know, Shannon, you don’t talk to her about her divorce? And as an aside, if David is berating you every day, either ignore him or tell him to F*CK ALL THE WAY OFF! Don’t put up with that.
Tamra tries to explain that people deal with things differently. Shannon isn’t having it, she didn’t want it to be like this with David.
Well, divorce isn’t known for bringing out the best in people. Ugh, this is exhausting.
The restaurant is closing, and they really need to leave, but Shannon is still tearing the bathroom to pieces like the Incredible Hulk.
In the bathroom, Tamra tells Shannon it’s a good time to flip the switch. She needs to start making her days good and not giving into the negative. Uh too late. Vicki and Kelly are now in the bathroom too.
Vicki interviews that doesn’t want to get involved because she’s on good terms with both Tamra and Shannon. She wants to be Switzerland.
Vicki just got back in with these ho-bags, she doesn’t want to rock the boat by telling Shannon the truth.
Then Shannon says the funniest thing I’ve heard in a LONG time… “I don’t sit there and wake up with a negative attitude.” LOL. Shannon says she is overwhelmed with all of the great things she has going on and how she is going to get them all done.
Listen, I know divorce is difficult, but it’s not like Shannon has to get up and work three jobs to put food on the table. I’m sure she’s busy with her new business, but trust me, she has someone helping her with that. She is developing recipes, yes, possibly. There is NO WAY she is out sourcing fish and cream cheese and putting together production timelines and scheduling manufacturing time, etc. AND her kids are fairly self-sufficient. And she has sweet Archie for moral support.
Tamra gets in the van and announces Shannon is pissed at her. Thanks for the News Flash Connie Chung.
Outside the van, Shannon vents to Kelly about Gina saying she isn’t a good friend to Tamra. Kelly is like- well, that’s because Tamra says that.
You are like Vicki’s dress….not supportive.
In fact, Tamra spoke to Kelly about it that very day. Shannon can’t believe she is STILL saying this because she thought they had resolved that issue a month earlier.
Well, it’s one thing to talk about it, but to fully RESOLVE the issue, you have to put the resolution into ACTION. It’s one thing to apologize, but if you apologize and then don’t change your behavior, what’s the point? I’m not getting the feeling that Shannon is suddenly calling to check in on Tamra and her family, do you?
Shannon boards the bus. Tamra tries to talk to Shannon more about being positive and being thankful for the good things in her life. But Shannon ain’t having it, she goes back at Tamra about how they had resolved their unbalanced friendship issue but now it doesn’t seem to be resolved.
Tamra brought up the topic that day because everyone else was saying that Shannon never asks anyone how they are doing or what’s going on in their lives. Tamra interviews, she is DONE being Shannon’s punching bag.
Well, I mean, that’s a stretch. Shannon is VENTING to Tamra- and yes, I’m sure it’s exhausting and draining- but it’s not like she is lobbing punches at Tamra and her life, etc.
Shannon says she just wants to take a breath. Gina apologizes for upsetting Shannon. Shannon doesn’t accept the apology, but just repeats she needs to take a breath. They have an awkward ride back to the hotel.
Vicki asks if everyone wants to have a night-cap? Yes, that’s exactly what this sitch needs…BOOZE. Shannon says she wants to go to the room for a minute, wash her face and starts to storm off. The camera man follows her, and she tells them to stop following her and threatens to take her mic off.
Of course, Tamra follows her.
STOP FOLLOWING SHANNON, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS.
Shannon says she feels blindsided.
Shannon always feels blindsided. Maybe she needs her vision checked, because those Walgreens readers are not cutting it.
Tamra tells Shannon she is making TOO big of a deal about this. And every little blip in Shanon’s life can’t be blown up into a disaster since the Hindenburg. Shannon is taking off her microphone.
Yeah girl, take off two pairs of those spanx.
Shannon says she just wants 10 minutes alone to “decompress.” She asks Tamra to “respect” her and her feelings.
Shannon storms off.
Tamra comes back to the group and tells them what’s going on. She says she’s always too scared to confront Shannon and she was right to be because Shannon flipped her topsy tail! Gina feels badly that she unleashed the Shannon Beador Beast.
Has anyone checked how many lemons Shannon has in her bowl??? Because that could be the answer to this entire problem.
Cheers to this super-fun vacation!!!
At the bar the women continue to talk about Shannon. They says Shannon acts as if she is the busiest person in the world. Shannon has never worked and David took care of everything. Shannon complained to Tamra one day “I had to pay bills today, I had to take the kids.”
Welcome to real life, Shannon.
Miss Switzerland has spoken.
Vicki says Shannon has “rich girl problems.” Thought you were Switzerland, Vicki?
Emily and Gina go to bed, leaving Kelly, Tamra and Miss Switzerland at the bar. Tamra and Kelly talk about how Shannon will call them crying- at all hours. They say Shannon cries every single night.
Vicki says that Shannon needs to be medicated- she actually- and this is shocking- seems to be coming from a good place. Vicki admitted she took an anti-depressant when she and Donn were divorcing. Not sure why Vicki was so upset- probably about losing half of her money.
Who would be depressed with this stealing money from your purse?
They all agree Shannon is depressed.
Yup. MisRed agrees. Shannon is depressed. And has anxiety. And has caught a touch of the crazies.
They talk about how David told Vicki that Shannon sometimes sleeps until 10, 11 or noon. And he has to take the kids to school. He really should just let Sophie take his Porsche. They say David is a saint for enduring a marriage to Shannon.
They can’t imagine what it was like for David to have to deal with Shannon day in and day out.
Okay. Well, yes. However, I have to belief David is, at minimum, partially responsible for the Shannon we see today. Generally, people don’t drive themselves to crazy town. They usually have a little help. Also, it seems Shannon has ZERO coping skills. She interprets everything as a personal attack. She needs to chill.
Everyone goes upstairs at 12:30am and ask Shannon if she wants to come “next door.” We learn Vicki called the management (earlier in the day) and asked if they could be moved somewhere with some air conditioning. They are being moved to a new villa.
I guess Vicki is good for something. Who knew?
Shannon says she isn’t going to pack up, but they do need to talk.
Ok, buckle up. Here we go.
Shannon says she is so hurt – especially by Tamra. Tamra is like “Why?” Shannon says she and Tamra resolved their issues previously but Tamra keeps talking about it and it’s feeding into Gina and Emily’s claim Shannon doesn’t talk to them. Tamra says she BARELY talked about it to Kelly and the other girls, yet THIS is what Shannon is focusing on. Well, of course. Shannon isn’t going to take any blame for anything or accept any responsibility for her role in alienating Gina and Emily. She will deflect and focus on how Shannon is the victim in every situation.
Vicki says that it’s late and they should pack up and go to the Villa. Shannon turns to Vicki and is like “Vicki, WTF!”
That’s what I’m thinking, like, 24/7.
The women try to calm Shannon down. Again… like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, it makes zero impact.
Shannon says she has been a good friend to these women!!! Shannon says that she has DEFENDED Vicki to the end and now Vicki is going to turn on her?
Kills me to side with Vicki.
MisRed can’t believe she is even doing this but… I’m taking Vicki’s side for a hot second. Have we forgotten the past, what, 3 seasons? When Shannon wasn’t speaking to Vicki because of the Cancer Scam? Not that Vicki didn’t deserve it, she did, and still does, but Shannon wasn’t DEFENDING Vicki during this time- nobody was.
It’s killing me to say it but… Vicki is right.
Vicki interviews Shannon never called her, never gave her a hug or a casserole during that time.
Well, of course not, Vicki didn’t deserve it. But still Shannon can’t seriously think she has defended Vicki “to the end.”
Shannon continues to freak out. Kelly tells her she needs to relax.
Well I know, when I’m upset, someone saying “Relax” ALWAYS calms me right down. Well calm enough for me to STAB them.
Everyone is just yelling at each other. Everyone says they are trying to say they care about Shannon and Shannon says they don’t know HALF of what she’s going through. Oh, something tells me they do know the WHOLE of it. Shannon isn’t one to NOT air dirty laundry.
Tamra tries to reason with Shannon saying “You cry every single night, Shannon.” Shannon says she doesn’t cry every single night.
I cry 5 nights a week, Tamra. 5 out of 7.
I stay up all night on Wednesday sourcing cream cheese from Philadelphia.
On Sundays I hit myself over the head with a frying pan!
Kelly says Shannon needs some medication- she says it in a nice way.
I WILL NOT BE MEDICATED!!!
Three Episodes ago…
Shannon says there is no way she’s going to go on medication. Vicki tells Shannon that she went on an anti-depressant when she was getting divorced.
F*ck. MisRed would, seriously, like to be medicated right now. SERIOUSLY.
Shannon says she is entitled to her feel her feelings!! Yes, she is. But why torture yourself? Go get a 90- day supply of happy.
Shannon basically tells them all to go away. She would like to stew in her own juices – rage, tears and sweat. “I’m entitled to feel my pain!!!”
Well if she wasn’t feeling her pain, she wouldn’t be able to get the attention she so desperately requires.
Tamra finally is like- Fine. Cry every night, I don’t care.
Well this ratchets things up to a new level. Tamra tells Shannon to stop yelling and listen for once in her life! Shannon can’t believe what she is hearing. She doesn’t yell all the time!! Yes, well, sometimes she’s asleep.
Shannon says she has kept her head together to launch a business in five months. And she’s excited to go on dates. She’s excited about her life! She’s HAPPY!!
Can’t you tell???
Tamra goes off to pack and talk to herself about how she doesn’t give a sh*t about Shannon anymore. She interviews that Shannon will call her at 2am and cry about how she “can’t find her car. Or because her makeup didn’t turn out right.”
Uh… why can’t Shannon find her car at 2am?
Kelly interviews that Shannon will call Tamra, then her and will keep calling them until one of them answers.
I have 3 words for these betches: DO NOT DISTURB. Look into it in your phone settings.
Shannon rants and raves about how happy she is and how she is really looking forward to having fun on this trip.
Tamra, down the hall, is like “Oh, shut the f*ck up.”
Listen, Tamra is a sh*t-stirrer, but everyone reaches the end of their rope and she has reached hers.
Shannon maintains she WILL NOT GO ON MEDICATION. She will go to Dr. Moon and have him put the Twister spinner in her belly button and shove the Monopoly shoe up her ass and she will be cured.
Tamra comes back and says she is trying to help Shannon. Shannon says Tamra is making Shannon out to be some kind of mental case. If the straightjacket fits… But the one thing Shannon will not do is go on medication.
Great. Yeah, why try to feel better? Why try to HELP YOURSELF?
Oh, and Shannon resents Tamra telling her she needs to be on medication. Yeah, well, Tamra didn’t say it. It was Kelly and Vicki. Tamra is like- I never said that. Shannon is adamant Tamra said it. And Tamra is adamant she DID NOT say it.
We flash back 6 minutes. SIX MINUTES. This is how blinded Shannon is with rage and fury. Guess what? Tamra is correct, she didn’t say Shannon should take medication.
They fight and Shannon storms into the bathroom and closes the door and says she is going to bed.
All of the other ladies move to the nice cool Villa, while Shannon sleeps in the hot, humid, stuffy Zika Suite.
Well, she said she wanted to feel her own pain, and now she can.
They are staying at T-Rav’s House.
The women get up and get ready for the day’s activities.
Vicki, who apparently, starred in some kind of Jamaican bukakke film overnight, calls room service, orders breakfast and asks them if Shannon will like them again by the end of the day?
Don’t count on it.
I mean, her guess is as good as anybody’s.
Tamra and Vicki discuss Shannon’s behavior. Vicki says when she was leaving, she saw Shannon in the kitchen pouring herself a glass of Vodka.
Oh, well then, Shannon is medicating herself. In the wrong way, but … A of Effort.
When did Tamra get a belly button? She probably took Eddie’s when he was under anesthesia.
Vicki tries to call Shannon. She doesn’t answer. Vicki leaves a message offering to stay behind from the excursion to hang out with Shannon.
The excursion is to go “Jamaican Bobsledding.” Emily is not excited for the 90-minute awkward bus ride. They discuss Shannon and Gina feels badly she upset her, but really Gina was trying to relay to Shannon that Shannon hurt HER feelings.
Sorry Gina, you are not permitted to have feelings at this time.
Nobody can get in touch with Shannon. Tamra says she is not calling her anymore.
What have we done to deserve this???
Vicki comes out in a lace/ macramé get up. It’s an eyesore as are most of Vicki’s wardrobe choices. Tamra suspects Vicki has butt implants.
Kelly informs us she is excited for the bobsledding trip because the Jamaican Bobsledders won the Olympics!
Uh… Kelly please fact check.
The van driver tells the women about some of the highlights of the island, and the parishes there. Emily asks if there are Mormons on the Island and the driver confirms. Emily says “Yay! My people!”
The bus driver things she said “Yay, White People!” LOL
Yay!!!! White People!!! WTF?!?!!?
Tamra and Eddie texted that morning, and Eddie is proud of Tamra for exploding all over Shannon’s sh*t.
They get to the bobsledding park and while they are waiting they discuss Vicki’s outfit and she twerks, scaring the Bobsled park guide.
Jamaica, I’m sorry.
MisRed can’t tell you what happens after this because she has lost her eyesight.
The ladies bobsled. Whatever, it looks fun and unfortunately Vicki’s sled doesn’t go off the track and explode in a fire ball.
Vicki shrieks and screams the entire time. Shut up.
Later in the gift shop, Vicki wants to buy Shannon a t-shirt and requests an XL from the worker. She may have said Shannon gets an XL for her “attitude.” The worker thinks the XL is for Vicki, but Vicki informs the worker the XL isn’t for her- as she is “A medium.”
Hope Vicki is ready to get her head torn off at the reunion.
The only way Vicki is a medium is if she can see the future and give me the winning lottery numbers. .
On the way to lunch Tamra states, as if it’s a matter of fact, Vicki had a Brazilian butt implant. Kelly says Vicki has been using booty bands.
Is this necessary? People are eating.
Come on… have we ever seen Vicki actually work for something she could just pay a plastic surgeon to do instead???
Someone has Vicki’s number.
The girls have lunch and discuss Shannon AGAIN. Tamra is like “Who is missing?” Vicki can’t believe Tamra has forgotten about Shannon already.
So nice when Tamra pretends she’s not Satan.
They still have not heard from Shannon. Vicki texted her again but got no response. Gina doesn’t understand why they are feeling badly for Shannon?
MisRed agrees. I mean BIG PICTURE, it’s okay to feel badly for Shannon, but Shannon is ruining this vacation for EVERYBODY with her histrionics. And frankly, at her age, it’s a little gross. Small picture, people feeling badly for Shannon in the moment: Nope. This is exactly what Shannon wants. She wants to turn on her phone to a slew of texts and voicemails, so she can feel loved.
Stir that pot while you plant those seeds…
Vicki tells the girls she saw Shannon pouring herself a big glass of vodka. So they surmise Shannon is “self-medicating.” Okay, so now we will have the Shannon is a crazy alcoholic storyline. Great.
Gina doesn’t think the real problem is about herself and Emily. Thanks for the revelation Nostradamus.
Yes, you do.
Next week, Tamra and Shannon have a sit down and Tamra tells Shannon she won’t allow her to speak to her the way she did. And says “I don’t f*cking deserve it!” Yes, you do Tammy Sue, you are the worst.
So what do you guys think? Has Shannon gone off the rails? Is Gina a secret bitch? Why does Emily only have one f*cking glass of Champagne? Will Kelly ever get some Jamaican weed? Did Vicki have butt implants? Can we outlaw macramé, just for the sake of MisRed’s long-term-occular-well-being? Tell MisRed all your feelings… she’s here for you. Just like Shannon was there for Vicki. Xoxox.
Want more TrashTalk? Follow us on Twitter for updates of recaps as they publish, like us on Facebook for a daily update, watch our TV parody vids on YouTube, or for funny TV pics, heart us on Instagram, and get the occasional gif on Tumblr!