This episode started out fairly well, seeming to have a sensible plot and layout. For a minute.
We start this episode just where we left out last week: Voting!! White marble for Chanel, black marble for Zayday. Does anything need to be said? Is that supposed to be funny? Oh god. Candle Jennifer is in charge of counting the marbles, a heavy task. While she is counting (IT TOOK A MINUTE), someone asks “What happens if it’s a tie?” and No. 3 says that would mean they become Co-Presidents. Hmmm. I wonder what’s going to happen! It was a tie. Obviously. Chanel gets super pissed and storms out of the living room dramatically. Lea Michele stares and thinks back on the good ole Glee days where SHE always got to storm out.
“Ryan you told me I WAS YOUR STAR.”
No. 3 & 5 go to comfort Chanel but instead find her in a good mood. She WANTED Zayday to win. And it makes sense. Who wants to President of Kappa, when there’s a serial killer targeting the girls of Kappa.
I watched this episode with my friend Riley, and when she said “TAKE A MESSAGE!” we both SCREAMED.
Time to celebrate!! Zayday is President!! She and Grace couldn’t be sitting any closer and couldn’t be more disgusting. Since Pete is suspiciously absent this week, Grace has to share her remarkable smarts with someone! They have this brilliant plan to make the girls play Truth or Dare, so they can just ask who the killer is and someone will blab! WHAT A SOLID TRICK! How come we don’t use this tactic in real life?? @detectives?? @POTUS?? You guys, we’ve got great news! Also, No. 3 is eyeing Sam and insisting on playing Spin the Bottle. Subtle.