This episode was a different pace from the others, for sure. Things were happening! Plot was moving at a steady pace- a pace at all! And we’re into it! Like, four things were building throughout. The first one being: No. 5 is breaking. Chanel is throwing her pumpkin patch party including a corn maze which is such a great idea, and the costume theme for the Chanel’s is “Wives of Fallen President’s” and No. 5 gets pissed when she’s stuck with Mary Todd Lincoln for being crazy. Chanel basically tells her to stfu or gtfo, and Hester yells “THERE’S THE DOOR BITCH” and she leaves. Which turns into us seeing that Hester is TOTALLY EVIL and says she’s a double agent and there’s an alliance forming to take down Chanel. Alliance includes: Hester, No. 5, and candle Jennifer.
Then there’s the “responsible adults” that decide to close campus and cancel Halloween, which always works.
And now Chanel is under arrest for the murder of Ms Bean!!! I think this only happened so we could have an Orange is the New Black spoof moment. Which was exciting for like one second but they didn’t make any real jokes within it…and then she immediately gets out of jail..for murder..with no issues. Money!!
Zayday woke up in the middle of a Silence of the Lambs reference, apparently. This show is a beautiful mess. Grace and Pete, hearts of gold, are intent on finding her, aaaand nobody else gives a shit. So she goes to her dad, walks in on him with Gigi, whose character also seems to have changed? And after an uncomfortable moment, they decide to go talk to Dean about finding Zayday. And she says she’s already got someone on it! Denise Hemphill. Who is convinced Zayday is the Red Devil, because she had a chainsaw under her bed. Chainsaw shmainsaw.
At this same time, I think, Chanel No. 5is in trouble for trying to be Jackie and is putting together the pumpkin patch with 2 boys. Guess what though, a forbidden corn maze at night on Halloween, not the safest place to be. Red Devil shows up, blue boy dies. -At this point in the episode, I was texting my friend Nadia and told her “This episode is pretty decent so far” because these are the standards.
The Zayday search team of lovable misfits somehow finds the Red Devil trap house. But of course, Zayday isn’t there. They split into groups because they actually handle issues like an episode of Scooby-Doo. Red Devil turns out the lights, Denise tases Gigi, who then tases the Red Devil, who then gets away somehow.
Now it’s time to vote for our next Kappa president! Which Chanel coniniently deicdes will happen while Zayday and grace aren’t there. JK! Zayday marches in like a bad bitch because she escaped and the Red Devil is in love with her… okay.
So we think we’ve had enough thrown at us, right? NAH, GIGI AND THE RED DEVIL ARE FRIENDS!! GOODNIGHT!
(Which actually makes sense if you think the Red Devil is the baby. Mom’s gonna help out her babygrl)
I don’t ever want to type “The Red Devil” again.