Welcome back K-fans to the “season finale” of this 4-episode arc where so much D.R.A.M.A. happened! Let’s get to it, shall we?
At Kendall’s condo – Khloe is eating out of a take-out container. Kendall is having a “fitting”. Khloe feeds her – someone in the background yells “Don’t feed the model.” Kris calls from her “get away” place – somewhere near an ocean. Corey is there with Kris – Khloe didn’t know that he was there and seems perturbed that she did not know. (Do mothers always have to tell their daughters when they go away with their boyfriends?)
At Khloe’s house – Kim is there. Kim went to a facialist (a what?) and recevied pulses that exercise your whole face. The pulses control different areas on the face, and she demonstrates one that made her mouth go like Kourtney’s mouth:
Kim is reading to Khloe Caitlyn’s tweet: “Reading the Vanity Fair article reminded me of the love and good times that Kris and I shared for many years. I wouldn’t trade that for anything!” Khloe asks why doesn’t Caitlyn just call Kris and tell her she’s sorry herself? Khloe doesn’t care to talk to Caitlyn and feels that Kris won’t read the tweet – Caitlyn needs to call personally. Khloe is upset because she says Bruce is gone and she doesn’t know Caitlyn. They are two different people – polar opposites. She hates that Caitlyn bashed the people she loves. Kim notes that Bruce was a father figure for Khloe – more so than to Kim and Kourtney. Kim feels sad for Khloe. Khloe doesn’t feel she has a real relationship anymore with Bruce/Caitlyn.
At Kourtney ‘s house – Khloe is talking about darkening the mole on her face. Kourtney says no, don’t do it, that she looks better “natural”. (I’m sorry kiddo, but no one on this show looks “natural”.) Khloe tells Kourtney and Scott that Corey was there with Kris on her vacation. And she was drinking a martini with three olives! (Something wrong with that?) Scott, Kourtney, and Khloe all say one by one that they like Corey and he treats Kris nicely. Plus, Scott says, there’s a pretty good chance he won’t turn into a woman. (Best line of the whole show!)
Scott has a nightclub appearance in Las Vegas and has invited Kourtney. She in turn has invited a bunch of friends to turn it into a fun night out. In the limo to the hotel in Vegas, the group talks about going to lunch at the naked pool party. Next they get ready for the evening portion of the party – Kourtney says it will only take five minutes (!). Scott says he feels like a promoter with all these bitches. Kourtney drinks tea to get caffeine to stay awake. Scott and Kourtney talk about whether or not he talked to Kim about getting in her video game. Kourtney tells the camera she doesn’t like to get involved with Scott’s business deals and she wants nothing to do with it. They go to 1Oak for Scott’s appearance.