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  • jojo mama

    I was going to go all in on the child exploiting but thought I would test the waters first to see if I was being overly critical. I’m going to put the hammer down on him now. I wondered too if there might be a case of yellow fever–wonder if there have been more than these two? Zip tie? So he is not only uber creepy but he is also uber cheapy. And…my gaydar was going off so loudly I thought I might have to put on the closed caption feature on my TV. If you are going to hell for laughing at the panda face mom I guess I’ll be seeing you there too.

  • jojo mama

    I was going to go all in on the child exploiting but thought I would test the waters first to see if I was being overly critical. I’m going to put the hammer down on him now. I wondered too if there might be a case of yellow fever–wonder if there have been more than these two? Zip tie? So he is not only uber creepy but he is also uber cheapy. And…my gaydar was going off so loudly I thought I might have to put on the closed caption feature on my TV. If you are going to hell for laughing at the panda face mom I guess I’ll be seeing you there too.

  • lilcinboise

    I live in Idaho, so I’ve spent time with the Mormon folk. My gaydar is going off with Mormon boy. And I’ve been to Rexburg several times. Russian go-go dancer is going to get bored immediately. I busted out laughing when the parents were talking about marriage being a forever thing, and the wife/mom gave the best sad panda face. I’m probably going to hell just for laughing at that.

  • lilcinboise

    I live in Idaho, so I’ve spent time with the Mormon folk. My gaydar is going off with Mormon boy. And I’ve been to Rexburg several times. Russian go-go dancer is going to get bored immediately. I busted out laughing when the parents were talking about marriage being a forever thing, and the wife/mom gave the best sad panda face. I’m probably going to hell just for laughing at that.

  • lilcinboise

    Not 33 Melanie is an idiot. Wonder what baby daddy thinks of Jamaica dude coming into his son’s life.

    Mark is not a borderline child exploiter. I’d say he’s a serial child exploiter. He is uber creepy. And clearly has yellow fever. I’m Asian, and I’ve met men of his ilk. All they want is a submissive woman that won’t speak their minds to be a servant to them. The “zip tie as a ring” is the stupidest thing evah.

  • lilcinboise

    Not 33 Melanie is an idiot. Wonder what baby daddy thinks of Jamaica dude coming into his son’s life.

    Mark is not a borderline child exploiter. I’d say he’s a serial child exploiter. He is uber creepy. And clearly has yellow fever. I’m Asian, and I’ve met men of his ilk. All they want is a submissive woman that won’t speak their minds to be a servant to them. The “zip tie as a ring” is the stupidest thing evah.

  • jojo mama

    Melanie: All I can say to you is: No. Girl, no. Is he sporting a boner in that picture or is it just the way the fabric is pulling? He postively reeks user. And speaking of using….Nikki, go for it. Mark is a borderline child exploiter–I’m surprised he didn’t go to Thailand to seek out “love.” I urge Nikki to get every penny she can from him. Having said that, one could almost say she is exchanging sex for money which doesn’t exactly paint a pretty picture of her. His ick factor is off the charts.

  • jojo mama

    Yep. I plan on totally indulging in making judgmental remarks. Mormon Boy is more than a little frightening . You nailed it with the Hillary Swank resemblance. i KNEW there was something extra creepy going on there, but could not put my finger on it. Melanie being 33 is as believable as me being the next president…..

  • sagittariuskim

    I didn’t know was back! I was wondering why there was marathon on the other day.

  • notwithoutmyTV

    I think these crazy kids (and old folks who should know better) all TOTALLY have a shot at happiness. My Kurdish bride can’t wait to get her visa (AND her Visa) so that she can join me in wedded bliss in the U.S. of A. She dreams of having a chicken coup that doesn’t get blown up by religious extremists every week. And I’m going to give her that chicken coup!

  • notwithoutmyTV

    Melanie might be “33” if she’s using the Myan Orthodox calendar…

  • I am so glad this show is back on the air. I feel totally ok with judging the shit out of them for their poor life decisions when choosing a life partner. That mormon kid, he’s going to be a train wreck to watch. Maybe the next Kody from Sister Wives.

  • lovelyval

    Soooo excited that you’re recapping this! Omg, Loren is super annoying. Josh could totally have been a stand in for Hillary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry. Mark.. I was so uncomfortable when he picked out the daughter’s little black dress to give to Nikki. Gross. Devar and Melanie.. I was shocked when they listed her age as 33. She looks at least in her early 40s. Looks like a good season but I too miss Mohammed and Danielle.