In Case You Forgot, Ben Affleck Also Sucks – CNN
Ben Affleck, who was called out after joining the outcry against Grade-A pervert Harvey Weinstein, has now apologize for groping Hilarie Burton. Like fifteen years ago, when she was a teen. Via a twitterpology. Wow. Sounds genuine, guys. Really heartfelt. Remember kids, everyone is a pig.
Tyrese’s Fast and the Furious Feud with Himself Continues – Entertainment Weekly
Tyrese is superrrr pissed that a F+F spin off that does not start him is being made before the F+F 9 movie that DOES star him. He’s having a serious feud with The Rock, who asks “Who is he again?” Tyrese also claims to basically be a billionaire (give or take a billion, we can assume), so perhaps he should ease off bitching about a sequel paycheck? I would nevertheless follow him on social because if you like truly insane rants, he’s a bottomless totally rich pit of them.
Behold: Speidi 2.0: the Baby – E!
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have created life. The baby boy was not named after any Insta-famous hummingbirds that Spencer has spent so much time worshipping. I’m disappointed. I was hoping for an Allen or a Flash. Nope, this baby was named Gunner. So you can expect him to join the hoards of celebrity babies who will be petitioning the LA Courts for a name change over the next few decades.
Kevin Hart is “Lucky” His Wife Hasn’t Left Him – OK Magazine
Kevy, who recently pulled the bad man trifecta: cheated on his pregnant wife on her birthday, says he is lucky that his wife hasn’t left him… because it would cost him everything he owns and will ever own. The guy will probably have to buy a diamond mine now to keep himself remotely out of hot water. Allow me to join the “leave him” chant because they don’t make ankle bracelets that sense hussies near your husband.
Prince Harry Engagement Announcement Update Number 47 – Us Weekly
Still nothing yet. Just “soon” and “it’s coming.” I have rarely seen so many articles about so little news. But it’s coming!! And everyone has to say it so that they can all accurately say that they predicted it, in print.
I enjoy their alcohol game.
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