Happy RHOCtober!!! Sorry, MisRed is just trying to liven this scene up a little. It isn’t easy, and I’m pretty sure I stole that from somewhere else.
Vicki’s True, Disgusting, North
Where were we? Hmmm, I guess if MisRed had Vicki’s MORAL COMPASS she’d know. Thankfully, MisRed’s phone has GPS.
And I should know because I am a hypocrite.
Last week Vicki informed Gina that she has no moral compass inside her soul and she is, basically, going to hell because she’s getting divorced. But don’t worry Gina, your friend Vicki will be right there, for eternity, to keep you company.
This is the face you will see for eternity, Gina. Good luck.
No, not because she got divorced, twice, or even because she has no soul, but because she’s a gaping asshole, who wouldn’t know a MORAL COMPASS if someone smacked her in the rubber face with one. This bitch.
Oh, Turtle and Kelly made up. And… uh, Tamra spread some gossip. Emily wants to have another baby. I think that’s it.
But really, who cares?
We open with Vicki. Puke. Seriously, Mandy Cohen, this is NOT the way to get into MisRed’s good graces. It’s going to take Archie Beador, a large pizza and a few bottles of wine, minimum. And not that crap from ALDI. (Actually, MisRed tried the Aldi Sauvignon Blanc that these betches have been pimping- it’s not terrible. MisRed still prefers the Kirkland Ti Point Sauvignon Blanc. Don’t forget the holidays are around the corner, and MisRed accepts liquid gifts.)
Try to hold on. But don’t try too hard.
Anyway, Steve the Crooked Cop and Faux Latino is taking Vicki on her “first motorcycle ride.” MisRed finds that a little hard to believe, but who asked me? Steve CCFL tells her to just sit there, hold onto him and enjoy the ride. Oh yeah. Vicki is totally capable of doing that. Not. She will complain “This is a waste of time, I could be WORKING!!”
Steve neglected to mention he greased up his entire midsection with Crisco. Good luck, Vicki.
Vicki asks, “You don’t think I’m gonna fall off the back or anything?” Think or hope? Please clarify.
Vicki says Steve CCFL is turning 60 this year and he said he really misses having a motorcycle, so she told him to go buy one. Which you and I know is code for – Vicki bought him a motorcycle. Do we think that’s more or less expensive than a new set of teeth?
Vicki, of course, can’t be cool and just wear regular clothes, she has to wear a Harley Davidson Shirt, Harley Davidson Do-rag, Harley Davidson Hat and Harley Davidson jacket. Vicki is like the tackiest tourist alive.
We flashback to Vicki asking her assistant, Linda, if she’s ever been on a motorcycle? Linda says she has not.
Which is odd, because I can totally picture Linda, hanging off the back of a bike, smoking a Marlboro Red or twelve, pulling up to a biker bar where she dances on top of the bar and later somehow “loses” her bra.
Oh no, I’ve never been on a motorcycle. <wink, wink>
Linda proceeds to tell Vicki a horror story about a motorcycle accident she witnessed, where the driver ended up like a pancake. Great, thanks for the input LINDA.
But seriously, how much would it cost to have someone cut their brakelines? Asking for a friend.
They pull out of the driveway and Vicki SHREIKS and SCREAMS the entire time, tell him to slow down, and No! No! No! No! No! No!
Imagine the humiliation of being shackled to Vicki?
Seriously, doesn’t that bike come with an ejection seat? Can we get one installed? There has got to be someone on the dark web who can arrange this.
Notice how Steve’s truck is hidden?
I noticed Steve’s Dodge RAM pick-up truck parked in Vicki’s driveway. I’m shocked Vicki hasn’t taken the liberty of trading it in for a Mercedes SUV and giving it to Steve as a gift. “I got this for you!!!!! And you are going to make the payments!!!!” Oh, I forgot, she only does that to Briana. Vicki’s men get bought outright.
Awwww, let’s check in with Archie. We never get quite enough Archie. He is wandering around the yard just doing his thing- being cute… while Shannon is inside preparing for her trip to Philadelphia where she will be on QVC. We see Shannon packing her vitamins for the trip. At first, MisRed was like- why does she just not use a pill case? But once I saw the number of pills, MisRed realized, there isn’t a pill case on this planet big enough to hold all of Shannon’s neurosis “cures.”
2 Iron, 1 Calcium, 3 David.David!David?, 1 CoQ10, 1 Synthetic Nacho, 1 Vitamin C
Shannon’s kids are like… thank god she is getting out of our hair for a few days. Shannon asks her twins if they are going to watch her on QVC. They are like- “we know we are supposed to say yes.” Shannon quizzes them as to what time she will be on? They are like- 8? Midnight? 6? 4am? Noon?
Bye Mom. See you later. Good luck.
Shannon informs them she will be on between 2pm and 3pm. She badgers them to watch. Tamra and Sophie are going to Philly to support Shannon. Shannon is really excited and a little nervous.
Shannon says when she was married to David, she didn’t get a lot of support for her business ideas. For example, the restaurant Shannon wanted to open “Affordable, healthy eating.“ We flashback to David telling Shannon she needed to be able to be profitable to stay in business.
Too bad you are too fat and dumb and lazy to be successful.
He 100% had a point, restaurants are a VERY difficult business, not only to launch, but to sustain. And there’s a reason why Whole Foods is a lot more expensive than McDonalds, but because it’s David you wanted to just kick him in the face.
But what is Archie going to pack?
Shannon goes and badgers Sophie to show her what she’s bringing to Philly- because Shannon needs to approve Sophie’s wardrobe choices. Shannon says that she and David have different parenting style and she is more into structure and discipline and David is more into growing his hair long, getting cutesy tattoos and allegedly knocking-up his penis holster in other words, being a cliché.
Shannon says she had arguments with her Mom over clothes and what she was and wasn’t allowed to wear and she, ultimately, was grateful that her mother steered her to be more conservative.
You know Shannon fought tooth and nail to wear that tank top.
I’m with Shannon. Listen, maybe MisRed is out of line here, as she doesn’t have kids, but I DO have eyeballs- and I cringe when I see the way some kids dress these days. I see it on Facebook – there are a lot of homecoming photos being posted right now and there is not a single Gunne Sax or Laura Ashley dress in the bunch!!!
Back in my day, girls dressed respectably.
(Seriously, MisRed may have had that dress in the middle.)
Everything is so short or has cut outs and there is so much skin showing. MisRed isn’t a prude, but I think it’s okay to have a little mystery. For example, Teresa Guidice just posted a birthday party pic of her 9 year old in a full face of make-up and a belly shirt.
Growing up too fast.
Obviously, people can do what they want and dress how they want. And Teresa isn’t doing anything criminal- this time- but for petesake, both of this kid’s parents have been to jail, that can’t be easy on a kid. There is nothing wrong with letting a kid be a kid. Everyone is in such a hurry to grow up, it’s kind of sad.
Speaking of growing up, Sophie has really grown into a lovely young woman. She’s so tall, and beautiful.
She would look so sweet in a Laura Ashley prairie dress.
Back to Icki and SteveCCFL on the motorcycle. They arrive at a roadside bar/restaurant and Vicki is like “What do I do?” Steve is like – F*ck off. I mean, Get off.
Look kids! They even have Color TV!!
Vicki informs us that at this point in her life she’s “all about compromise, and she will do whatever Steve wants regarding motorcycle riding.” Sure. You will just scream your fool head off and make it a completely miserable experience for him.
She says she doesn’t want Steve pulling up to a biker bar alone “because, look at him, he’s so sexy.” Ugh. MisRed has a pile of dog excrement in her yard with more sex-appeal than Steve Chavez Lodge.
They order lunch from Alfredo- Vicki gets a cheeseburger in a lettuce wrap. Of course she does.
You probably eat Salad Pizza too, don’t you? You disgust me.
She says she checked another item off her bucket list “God on a motorcycle ride with my man.”
“My man.” Shut up, Vicki. You are NOT cute.
Hope you choke on that lettuce, skank.
Vicki regales Steve with the poop from her Italian Dinner, conveniently leaving out her doing the tube-steak boogie with Domenico, and how she just wanted to have a fun evening. Steve was like “ohitwasn’tfun?” He, literally, couldn’t be less interested in this conversation or in Vicki.
Vicki tells him how Gina started crying because everyone was questioning her about “this divorce thing. We talk about divorce and about all of the things everybody wants in one person. I’m sure I’m not everything to you…”
Manners. Look into it.
Steve is like- no, you are nothing to me. Just a source of cash, dear. And of course, a source of the dry heaves, daily.
But here’s the thing, Gina wasn’t crying because she was talking about her divorce. Gina wound up crying because Vicki badgered her saying Gina had no soul, and no moral compass, she was going to burn in hell and Gina should just stay married for the sake of her kids, and they know better and she’s making a mistake.
Vicki says looking back on her divorce from Donn, she didn’t put the effort in to stay married. She says she sees no effort from Gina- she hasn’t seen her going to counseling – and she wants Gina to be really sure about divorcing because it’s a forever decision.
Vicki wishes she had someone say to her “You got a good guy there. Stay married.”
Vicki’s convenient amnesia.
Um, you did. The entire f*cking audience and all of your friends told you, you dumb, dumb b*tch.
Isn’t it so nice when Vicki gets up on her high horse and judges other people? She is such a hypocrite and so completely un-self-aware, it’s really baffling.
They leave and get back on the bike and Vicki asks if they will do this again? Steve is like, yeah, the ejection seat malfunctioned this time. Vicki continues to shriek the entire way home.
Pssssst Vicki, f*ck off.
We are treated to this very peculiar scene transition:
This Random Ass.
Over at Emily’s house, her kids are running around with poop in their pants. Great.
Turtle took away his pants because they were making too much noise.
They were corduroys.
You should totally have another baby. You and the Turtle so have the three you have under control.
We join Gina with her parents who are visiting from Long Island, going to a restaurant. Of course, Alfredo takes their order.
I’ll have a sangria, Alfredo.
They have lunch and discuss Gina’s divorce. Oh good, we haven’t heard enough about this. The parents are upset about the divorce and they are concerned for their grandkids. Her dad is about to retire, and they would consider relocating to California. Gina says she knows she’s doing the right thing by divorcing.
Gina’s parents. So in love.
Her parents have been together for 40 years and are still totally in love, and Gina would like to have that- but she doesn’t have that with her husband. Gina needs to have some friends of her own, and she believes Tamra is helping her do that. Bahaha.
Trust us Gina, Tamra is weaving a web. The tries to make you think she’s your friend, but don’t turn your back on her.
I just need a hug.
Gina tells her parents about the dinner with the girls and how they all were badgering her about her divorce and she wishes they would stop hassling her and just give her a hug. Besides Tamra and Emily, the other women are quick to judge.
WHERE IS GINA’S CASSEROLE???
Oh good, the chaotic sh*t show has relocated to Turtle’s parents’ house. Emily’s kids are crying, screaming, banging on the piano, it’s so relaxing.
Weird they don’t have a “Kids Banging on Piano” setting on those sound machines used for relaxation?
Emily talks to Mama Turtle, who always looks like she’s about to go on stage in Luann’s Cabaret Train Wreck, about having another baby. She has 9 embryos frozen- and she would like to give the feral daughter a sister.
Parry is microscopic.
Mama Turtle reminds Emily that she almost died giving birth. Well, I mean that’s because Turtle was holding a pillow over her face because her breathing during labor got too loud. Emily had 5 miscarriages in four years. She lost twins at four months, net/net pregnancy isn’t easy for her.
Can’t Turtle just lay an egg in a nest on the beach somewhere? Surely, that would be easier. I see it in the National Geographic all the time.
Clear this scene. It’s sad and it’s about kids and MisRed has no interest in either.
I don’t do sadness. Not even a little bit.
In Philly, we see some shots of the city. They show the important stuff, like the statue of Rocky Balboa.
Screw the Liberty Bell, just take some pictures of Sly.
Tamra arrives at Shannon’s hotel and they meet in the lobby. Shannon asks after Eddie- she learned her lesson- apparently Eddie was back in the hospital, but the procedure seems to have been a success, spoiler alert, until next week.
Tamra is the size of a Hobbit.
Shannon thanks Tamra for her support. Tamra suggests that Shannon write out some bullet points for her appearance on QVC. Shannon thinks she is better off the cuff.
Kelly brings Jolie to an audition for “Oliver” at some theater school. Kelly says that when she was growing up, the theater kids were all dorks.
Little Bitches. Losers. Pussies. Twerps.
She tells us Jolie definitely takes after Michael with her musical theater aspirations. Oh yeah, Michael seems really theatrical- can’t you picture him playing Angel in RENT?
JUST JOLIE 2018!
We see all of these dorks, I mean, kids, going physical and vocal warm-ups, learning a dance number.
Kelly thinks it’s great for Jolie to have an outlet to express herself and this will give her confidence. Kelly says she didn’t take musical theater and she turned out okay.
Sure. Kelly is okay. LOL. Great. Who cares. Next scene please. Although, I am more inclinded to be interested in Jolie than any of the other kids. At least she doesn’t seem like a complete asshole.
Gina meets Vicki for coffee. Vicki says she feels bad that Gina left her house crying. Yeah, well, maybe if Vicki hadn’t told her she was going to burn in hell, the evening might have gone better. Just tossing out an idea. Vicki wants Gina to know that she is there for Gina- you know, to judge her.
Vicki interviews “Back in the day marriage was respected. This generation…It’s like changing shoes, like I’m gonna change partners.” Oh Vicki. I really can’t. Or in your case, changing MULTIPLE SHOES. You are in NO POSITION to judge ANYONE when it comes to relationships.
You drove Donn away. God knows what you did to your first husband. You helped a sub-human FAKE CANCER and then tried to profit from it, and you are now with a guy who faked being Latino, so he had a better chance at being elected into public office.
You are a disgrace to women. Hell, you are a disgrace to the human species. And all species.
Gina doesn’t look at divorce at being so terrible because for her relationship it’s not. Gina says it really hurt her feelings when Vicki said Gina didn’t have a moral compass.
Don’t put your failures on me, betch.
Vicki says she doesn’t even remember how that came out…
You know, I don’t actually THINK before I speak.
Well, let’s think…. You had, probably, just finished blowing Domenico in the powder room… then you opened your stupid mouth and started judging Gina for not upholding her marriage vows- kind of how you didn’t ALSO VICKI …. TWICE. And the only reason is wasn’t FOUR times is because Brooks and Steve won’t marry you.
Why buy the cow when you are getting the milk for free? The milk, the cheese, the yogurt, the herb cream cheese that’s oozing out of Shannon’s Real for Real Salmon entrée, the hamburger, the short ribs, the hanger steak, the flank steak, the skirt steak, the ground chuck, the bovine tongue, the cube steak, the tripe, the rump roast…
Vicki says she worries about Gina’s kids and Gina shouldn’t be so selfish. Gina says she doesn’t feel like she is being selfish, she is doing this for her kids and is making a rational decision. Gina says she understands Vicki has been through bad divorces- Vicki interjects that she broke Donn’s heart.
Oh please. Any heartbreak Donn had was INSTANTLY erased once he got that big fat check from Vicki. Donn was doing the happy dance all over OC. Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!!
Gina thinks that Vicki shouldn’t feel regret for her choices because she claims she is in such a great place now. Yes, Vicki CLAIMS she is so happy with Steve the CCFL.
Vicki says she wishes she could turn back the clock and put more of an effort into her marriage and had been a better wife. Vicki, that would require you to, a) be an entirely DIFFERENT person and b) it would take several surgeons and people combing through a lot of medical waste to go back to Vicki’s Face 7.0.
Vicki, you are incapable of change. Or growth. Or improvement.
Gina thinks Vicki is too hard on herself. No, Gina, she isn’t. She needs to be much MUCH harder on herself. Because she’s killing me.
Vicki apologizes to Gina and offers her support and then whips out a casserole. Just kidding. Only Vicki gets casseroles. she hands Gina some iceberg lettuce filled with chopped chicken left over from PF Changs…
Vicki interviews that Gina thinks nothing is going to change- that she’s going to continue to live in her house and go shopping and put her kids in all of the camps, and nothing is going to change financially. “Gina doesn’t work, just the way Shannon doesn’t work. And Kelly doesn’t work. So, these women are solely dependent upon their husbands or ex-husbands.”
Yup, but you know what NONE of those women did? Get a hillbilly new teeth while helping him fake cancer. Everything is money to Vicki. It is so vapid and gross.
Vicki says she has to go to work. Gina says she should probably come in and talk to her about insurance. Vicki says she will need to because Gina’s husband is going to cancel her off the group and it’s going to cost Gina $1,000 a month for medical insurance, but don’t worry Vicki would only make $12 off of her a month.
If someone can arrange for an asteroid to hit Vicki, that would be great. Thanks.
Does Sophie really have a Chanel bag? Ugh.
In Philly, Tamra, Shannon and Sophie discuss Shannon’s appearance and how she’s nervous. Kelly is having a viewing party for Shannon’s appearance.
Let’s try to ruin Terry and Heather’s product launch.
Then they talk about Heather’s appearance on Evine and how they called in and ruined it.
Then Tamra says she saw a picture of David’s new ride.
Not new. Pre-owned. And that’s putting it kindly.
Oh, sorry, no, David bought a Porsche. Cliché. Sophie took it out without permission and f*cked up one of the mirrors. She’s a good kid- let’s all give her a high five. David took Sophie’s car away from her as punishment, but she said she will just go to his house when he’s at work and take it back. Tamra says “Omg, I would kick your ass.”
Oh yeah Tamra. Look at Ryan- the product of your ass kickings.
Another throw-away scene. This episode is nothing but throw-away scenes.
This is how to cook your product, Shannon.
It’s Shannon’s big day and she arrives at QVC. She gets ready and they review what’s going to happen on the show. Whether Shannon is going to take the food out of the microwave or the host will do it? Great. Fascinating. Shannon is excited, and she wants her daughters to be proud.
Ultimately, they decide that Shannon isn’t capable of taking the food out of the microwave. Shannon does a little dry run, at FULL VOLUME, and of course they are live on the set that is literally 2 feet away. They tell her to shut up.
It’s time for Kelly’s viewing party for Shannon’s debut.
Is he 12? Or younger?
Kelly has some guy named Jack, who looks like he’s 12, helping her unwrap some fruit trays from Fresh Market.
Kelly went all out.
Sweet Jesus. What in the actual f*ck is going on a Kelly’s house.
Hey Kelly, not every surface has to be covered with something shiny.
Her interior design skills are, um, atrocious. And she must be stopped.
Yes, someone did this to a wall on purpose.
Maybe that’s why Jack is there- to do a homosexual-interior-design-intervention. He has 4 friends coming over later to burn Kelly’s apartment to the ground. It is LITERALLY hurting MisRed’s eyes.
Kelly facetimes Shannon- apparently Kelly styled Shannon’s outfit. So, is Shannon wearing a white pleather sofa, a monkey fur pillow and a crystal encrusted decanter from Ross Dress for Less, and a string of Edison Bulb lights as a necklace?
Seriously, don’t lift a finger.
Really Kelly, you are having 3 people for lunch, you can’t use ceramic plates and metal silverware? She does, however, have 17 bottles of wine for each person.
Everyone chit chats and does a zillion toasts. Gina informs us that she saw her parent kiss and it grossed her out. Not to be outdone, Kelly says she once walked in on her dad performing cunnilingus on that Lopsided Bag of Hair that gave birth to Kelly. Christ on a bike, we did not need this information!!!
Have Tammy Sue slap on the hooker eye shadow.
Back at QVC Shannon is getting ready to go on air and is freaking out a little. She informs us that she is sweating to death. I totally would be too. She gets to the set and doesn’t manage to, like fall down or anything.
Tamra is nervous because Shannon’s first inclination is to be negative. We flashback to sometime earlier when Shannon was, kind of, planning her spiel, and she was running her ideas by Tamra, the business mogul. And Shannon wanted to mention that she’s been on an emotional roller coaster and mention her weight gain. Tamra nixes these ideas. In fairness, Shannon could have been like “As we get older, many women struggle with their weight and making healthy choices…” or something like that.
Tamra is like- don’t be a betch, betch.
Shannon gets on camera and is like “I have been on an emotional roller coaster since my, soon to be EX, husband David Beador started having an affair!! And then I gained 40 pounds because Vicki Gunvalson started spreading rumors and allegations about my marriage and it cause me to eat. All I wanted to do was EAT ALL THE TIME. I was having 200-250 negative thoughts per day. And then Meghan King Edmonds called my PERSONAL cell phone and told me I had judgy eyes. Well I told her- Miss 30-Year-old- a thing or two. And then there was Peggy and she really tested me with her nebulous description of her “3 millimeters of the cancer” and she implied that I couldn’t trust my husband! Well that just sent me into a nacho-eating tail spin. And then Tim, my evil trainer/ doctor made me take off my shirt, so he could photograph my fat and all he kept saying was ‘Wow. Wow.’ And NOT in a good way. And then Kelly Dodd, she is the one who really pushed me over the edge. Yes, Kelly, it was YOU!!! WHO? IT WAS YOU!!! Then she told me I needed to pluck my chin hairs and called me Mrs. Roper. Can you believe it? And then David’s mother told everyone that I DROVE David to have the affair. I never drive him anywhere. And that asshole just got a brand-new Porsche- but he complains about having to pay me $22k / month- which has to cover my water bill. WATER?!? CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING TO PAY FOR WATER? But really, it’s Vicki and David who are the main sources of my pain. Vicki aligned herself with someone who Faked Cancer. Can you imagine? She helped him forge documents from City or Hope and…do you know what a report from Newport Imaging looks like…. well, let me tell you, they didn’t know. Not even CLOSE. And now David sends me these texts telling me that I’m a fat, lazy, useless bitch!!! And….”
QVC Host: “So sorry, we are out of time.”
Seriously, Shannon just talks a little about the fact that the meals are low calorie, but the herb cream cheese just OOZES out to cover the rice.
I’m sorry but MisRed would HOUSE this.
She drops her note card and squats down to retrieve it, which, of course Tamra made a big deal over. But she does fine. She’s a little nervous, and she grabs her fat roll on camera.
Rolling. Rolling. Rolling on a River.
She’s a little kooky and unpolished, but that’s Shannon. Tamra is embarrassed because Shannon mentions, if you make sensible choices during the week, it allows you to enjoy a cocktail or two on the weekend. Tamra is like- DON’T SAY THAT!!! Well, yeah, Tamra would know. Remember when her meal kits sold out on QVC? Yeah, me either. Go wax that warped floor MissKnowItAll.
Jack is the only one remotely interested.
The sales go very well, and she sells out, I think. 1,100 units sold in 8-1/2 minutes. Good for her. Shannon is proud of herself even though she feels she didn’t get all of the information out.
Stella’s text says, “Bring home Pabst Blue Ribbon and Pork Rinds. Hmmm.”
She gets a ton of texts- even one from Adeline saying, “So Proud.” Then David texts her and reminds her that her ass looks like herb cream cheese oozing out of her pants. Oh yeah, and she’s a lazy, fat bitch.
Just kidding. He didn’t call her lazy this time.
We don’t want your kind over here at QVC.
Back in Cali, Vicki tries to call QVC and order Shannon’s meals and tells the operator who she is, and they hang up on her. Can we find out who that was? I’d like to send a letter to the President of QVC recommending some type of Employee of the Year Award.
Then Kelly calls QVC- and speaks in a very low, deep southern accent, pretending to be Vicki, and they hang up on her too.
Kelly says she doesn’t understand because she sounded just like Vicki. Vicki says, “You were so convincible.”
MisRed is starting a Go Fund Me for Vicki to take some English as a Second Language courses, and maybe get her a F*CKING dictionary.
Shannon Facetimes the other ladies and they decide they need a girl’s trip to celebrate Shannon’s success. Well, these trips always go great, so why not? Who will be driven to near suicide this time?
Next week, Vicki tells Michael that he needs to get his girlfriend pregnant. “I would say by 32, we should be pregnant.”
How about you mind your own business for a change, Vicki? Something tells me Michael is in no rush to have a baby, especially one that would be located on the same planet as Vicki.
Steve, when are you taking her for another”motorcycle ride?”
He’s been there, he knows. Thank God he just ignores her 99.9% of the time.
Turtle puts the kibosh on Emily having another baby. He says he wants to be 6 feet tall but that’s not going to happen either.
Ehhh, if you are going to wish for stuff, maybe go for an entirely new personality.
Gina steals my look.
Who wore it better?
MisRed heard a rumor last night – the episode was 90 minutes. I was like Nooooooooooooo!! But then I saw this morning that Mandy Cohen was just trying to shove Jerry O’Connell down our throats. He isn’t Cherry Pez, mofo.
Is this season actually WORSE than last season? I didn’t think Piggy and Dicko could be topped. At least Gina has a storyline- Emily just stands around smelling poop. Can someone slip Vicki the Ebola Virus? That would be a big help. And Kelly needs some kind of decoration intervention. Get Jeff Lewis over there to PURGE. Speaking of purging… gotta go, MisRed has a stomach virus. Love you guys!!! Drop me a comment to relay your thoughts on this sh*t show!!
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