This week on WAGS, we were transported back to the 1800s, before women had the right to vote, or any freedom at all. Oh, wait, never mind. I was just thinking about Nicole and Larry’s relationship. We’ll get into all that mess, but first let’s start out with our dear, sad friend, Olivia.
Olivia has a date with Shawne (pronounced Shawn) Merriman, who she met at Natalie’s 1 Million Instagram Followers party. Remember? The man she chased out of the club to exchange numbers with. So, Olivia arrives first to the bar, and orders herself a sauvignon blanc.
Thirty minute go by, and Shawne is nowhere to be found. Olivia texts him, and gets no response. I wonder if Shawne is the type to keep his read receipts on? I just want everyone reading this to know that every time I type ‘Shawne’ I’m getting the red underline.
Olivia finishes her glass of wine, and immediately calls Natalie to let her know she’s been stood up on a day date. Natalie has a great, comforting response to Olivia, which is that no one even knows she’s been stood up. Except for the entire crew, and everybody watching.
Olivia leaves feeling sad and down on herself, which pretty much sums up her entire storyline this episode.
Now we’re at brunch with Nicole, Barbie, Autumn, Sasha, and one of Sasha’s kids. Sasha and Autumn are starting a clothing line together called Wittle Ones. Most items on their website are “Coming Soon.”
Anyways, Barbie invites all the girls to Miami for her bachelorette party being thrown by two of her best girlfriends, who used to cheer for the Jacksonville Jaguars. Nicole says she needs to discuss it with Larry first, which shocks Barbie. Listen girl, I get if you want to tell your man what you’re doing, but asking his permission is very father/daughter.
Sasha won’t be attending, because she is too close to her due date to travel. Sasha must have some dirt on someone over at E!, because there was no reason to keep her on this cast once she got pregnant.
Autumn says she also can’t go, because she and Sasha have a photoshoot for their clothing line scheduled during the trip.
Barbie is upset by this, because apparently, she and Autumn are best friends. News to me.
Next we move over to Natalie and Shaun, and Natalie is sporting the first of two great message Ts this episode.
Natalie tells Shaun she’s going to Miami, and Shaun is upset Natalie is telling him, instead of discussing it with him. Natalie claims to be SUPER busy with work (lol, what?) and that she just needs a break. Shaun responds by saying she can do her, but he just might be on a boys trip when she gets back.
All these fools are so petty.