Hellboy takes PJ’s present out to dinner at the OSF to make up for the fact that he dropped his aquarium before. Pretty sure he’s being played by at least three different fish actors, so hopefully they don’t get too burned out doing the rest of their scenes in a plastic bag.
Wasn’t he grey before?
Hellboy got his order to keep PJ on life support extended indefinitely, but Nancy Botwin’s more annoying son is going to help Jos get a good lawyer so she can fight it. He’s PJ’s best friend, you guys. Even so, he wants Jos to hurry up and juice PJ so they can bone already. The lawyer turns out to be a fucking douche who’ll only represent a woman after she puts her sexy&confident heels on. Garth is watching them smear Hellboy on the news when the maid walks in, pretending like she actually cleaned the place.
You missed a spot.
The Rev and SMP christen the piano Hellboy gave them with a good old-fashioned fuck, and if they paid to have it tuned already, they’re screwed. Our Boob Sighting Meter peaks at level “almost” this episode, LAME. You guys, Bubbles’ blood pressure is through the roof, and I am NOT watching season 2 if he dies. The police chief damn near gives him a heart attack telling him what Hellboy and his banana have been up to. Speaking of which, KD sneaks up on Banksy outside of his apartment, and dude is GUILTY AF because he takes off running, and all KD is able to grab is a backpack covered in blue paw prints.