Meanwhile, at the hospital, Hellboy is commenting on how his son is looking more and more like Jesus every day, when a heaven-sent Goldfish crackers commercial comes on on the TV. Am I the only one who thinks PJ is getting up, eating shitty soft serve, and jumping back in bed to watch Judge Judy when no one is looking?
I know GOD is supposed to have put the remote there, but that is some funny shit, you guys.
After Crook$ Innovation$ makes fun of some buildings he made out of toothpicks and tongue depressors, Bubbles contracts another round of diarrhea at everyone’s favorite restaurant on this show, The Old Spaghetti Factory. Meanwhile, it’s Garth’s first day back at work and she gets right down to business shredding condolence cards. She’s such a passive aggressive bitch that she saves the envelopes so she can properly thank people later.
Over at Sonja’s penthouse, a cop is grilling Hellboy about Shane’s disappearance. Just kidding, he’s bringing over some files that he’s going to need to hopefully figure out who the rapi—I mean, “THEY” is. It conjures up another hallucination, and this time there’s a real live goldfish in a drinking glass. PETA have announced they’re boycotting this show, because the cop swallows it whole.
Hey, it could’ve been worse, they could’ve made him play dead in a toilet bowl.