First of all, you know my ass is gutted that I was wrong about the Rev being the rapist last week. I just watched episode 2 and it’s looking more and more like “they” is the police department? I’m probably wrong again, but some funny shit happened, and that’s all that matters. I can’t wait to share it with y’all. PS I love this community and I’m so happy to be a part of it. Thank you for reading last episode, and I sincerely hope I can entertain you today. x
Do you guys ever have your laptop open next to your desktop and start accidentally typing on the wrong keyboard? Because that was me for like ten sentences. Get it together, woman. Okay, we open in Shane’s wife’s kitchen. She’s burning the bacon and her waffles are a mess, but her kids are fucking angels, wtf. Anyway, she’s trying to reach Shane on his cell phone but KD and Hellboy keep screening her calls. Hellboy’s all upset when he finds out the kids are fatherless, rme.
Check your moral compass in private, Hellboy, nobody wants to see that.
Jocelyn is flailing around to DDR in her underwear, and since it’s only half as embarrassing as the stuff I do in my own living room, I’m not going to touch that shit. Skyler from Weeds comes over and they talk about stuff, but BORING, so I’ll work it into my snark later on. Meanwhile, the Rev and Sister Mary Persuasion are creeping some clerk out, trying to get a deal on a piano in his classy music store. We had customers like this ALL the time when I worked at Ross, you guys, UGH.
“Does it look like I’m running a garage sale here?”