Thank god this super boring BB week is over. I honestly couldn’t be any more bored watching a reality TV show. Let’s just dive right into this episode because honestly not much has happened in the 3 days since I last recapped for ya.
Previously on Biiiiiiiiigggg Brother – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzVik is HoH zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh and James and Bewbs Mcgee Nat are nominated zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Somehow I managed to wake up enough to force myself to watch this veto episode. The episode opens with BroVik happy that he is able to exact his vengeance on James for voting him out the second time. Can I just say, the fact that Vik was able to come back a second time so late in the game is total bs. Don’t get me wrong, at this point I want him to win, but it just seems unfair. Once you are out, you should stay out. whatever. I’m done ranting
Next Ratnest Nicole decides its a great time to have a serious conversation with Borey
“But I’m a 12 year old” (yes he says this) wahhhhhhhh – baby no talkie feelings
Nicole is feeling guilty that she threw James under the bus after he basically saved Corey during the Borey vs BroVik vote
Yes. Cry you little rat’s nest. Someone has to be the new ugly crier now that Meech is gone
In the other room Nat and James are CLEARLY joking about how it’s fun being on the block together, trying to make light of a grim situation
But in typical BobblePaul fashion, someone looks at him wrong and it sets him over the edge
Paul runs to the rest of his alliance and bitches about how cocky Bewbs is for saying that it’s fun. Dude, everyone can tell she is trying to be positive about a terrible situation. Calm your little angry Napoleon complex tits.
Bewbs and James continue to lament more about how they shouldn’t have trusted Borey/Ratnest and how they totally ruined their games. Bewbs decides it would be a great idea to run up to the HoH room to apologize for the backstabbing etc. She kinda throws James under the bus a little bit and blames him for influencing her however, I honestly don’t think she meant to do that. She isn’t smart enough for that.
Ratnest is once again the leader of the Death to BB Vaginas Brigade
Paul of course takes it wrong and summons the rest of the Final 4 to make fun of Bewbs and how she “threw James so fast under the bus”. GOD I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH. You look at him wrong and her personally attacks the fuck out of you. He is trying so goddam hard and it is not remotely entertaining.
It’s time for the veto comp and everyone is playing!!! This veto comp is presented by the upcoming show I will never watch in a million years, MacGyver.
Bewbs put her cheerleading skills to the test and pretends to be excited
So for the veto, the players have to race to get through 3 rooms.
In the first room, they have to unlock a manhole cover using some pipes around the room to access the “secret tunnel”
Lemmiwinks! You must reach the Catata Fish
In the second room, they have to get a key from a storm grate by filling it with water
The third room, they have to launch a ball into a vat to cause an explosion and fire. Woooo CBS really spent the big bucks on this comp
Bewbs does pretty well. Ratnest goes second and it takes her forever to figure out the first room. She spends the entire saying oh my goooddduuuuhhhhhhh. I’m so confussseeddduuhhhhh.
Tooooolsuuuhh are hardddduuuhhhhhh
Time is up and that’s how Ratnest died (if only)
BroVik does decently well and gets to the catapult room and has an epic fail (it doesn’t go anywhere). So he gets blown up too
James’ performance is pretty stupid, he loses all the water to retrieve the key and crawls into the plastic in the tunnel
I feel like lab animals are smarter than him
James also gets blown up, meaning Bewbs is still in control of the veto. In a strange turn of events, Borey actually figures out all the rooms instantly. Maybe he actually does have a brain and isn’t such a meat sack. What is happening? When did I enter the twilight zone?
BobblePaul’s perforance was…….. interesting
Lol sooooo many dick jokes
After the comp, Bewbs realizes that her good performance is probably going to be the thing that will send her home. The Final 4 alliance seems to agree with that sentiment and starts seriously discussing voting Bewbs out (nooooooooooo). This surprises me none because this season is trying so hard to showcase the absolute worst people in the world and Bewbs was a shining beacon of positive and good human qualities. That’s not allowed in BB18 apparently
James tries to have a conversation with Borey who is super “subtle” about letting James know he doesn’t need to worry about this week
I don’t have words to describe this face. Just a desire to slap it
James and Bewbs meet up and Bewbs is pretty sure she is going home. I swear to got this is twilight zone week because Bewbs gets really nasty to James. She asks if he threw the comp? If he really tried his hardest? And then she says if he works with Borey and Ratnest after she gets voted out she will never talk to him again
Mostly she is just pissed that Ratnest and Borey totally screwed them and they will be responsible for her going home. James is totally upset that she would say that she would never talk to him again. He is then summoned to the HoH room where Paul says that Bewbs threw him under the bus.
He then finds Bewbs in the hot tub and he mopes some more and she can totally tell that something is wrong but he won’t admit to it
Just talk it out. It will fix everything. We were routing for you guys. We were all routing for you. I have never in my life yelled at someone like this. When my momma yells at me like this, it’s because she loves me. (Props if anyone gets that reference).
At the veto ceremony, nothing exciting happens and noms are the same.
But Bewbs looks gorgeous with her Ariana Grande hair- so shout out to that
Well folks, that’s it for this episode. It was slightly less boring. But not really. Spoiler alert: Bewbs was sent home tonight so here’s to hoping that James wins HoH this week and gets rid of Paul once and for all. Or Ratnest. Either one will do
See y’all next week!!!