Dennis Rodman is Going to Solve the North Korean Crisis – The Hill
Never fear, guys, the Rodman has our back. He and Kim Jong Un are real tight and he would happy to broke a peace treaty… For the low low price of giving Dennis Rodman all of your money, because facial piercings and sheer delusion are not cheap.
Kim K Has Created More Female Life – TMZ
Kim and Kanye’s new baby is a girl. Kris is going to be thrilled, she’s probably already putting together a model starter package and drafting a management contract that the baby while sign by simply being born with any amount of Kris Jenner DNA.
Veep to End After Season 7 – Entertainment Weekly
Mrs. LikeaLady circa 2013 is pissed. Mrs. LikeaLady circa 2016 asks whether the show has still been on the whole time. Currently, I’m excited because this frees up Julia Louis-Dreyfus for a new show and let’s face it, okayyy, right now I need her in a lady buddy comedy, perhaps raising a child with her bestie, ala Playing House.
IT’S ALWAYS ABOUT TOM – Us Weekly
Tom finally breaks his non-silence about his split from Luann. He shades her for publicizing the divorce for a reality show story line. Because the man who has been dating reality stars for over ten years does NOT want to be on reality television. That’s why they split. Not because he had a case of the wandering penis.
Beyonce Spends $3,500 on Her Birthday Cake –
And I don’t even care. My only issue is how the cake looks. It seems like maybe it could have been created for less than $2,000. Or less than $300. But who knows what I would spend money on if I had Beyonce money and a husband that possibly deserved guilt-trips. An ugly cake would be the least of my party guests’ worries.
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