Hello, my lovelies, lets dig in on episode three.
MJ arrives at Reza’s new house in her best construction attire with a picnic lunch to hash over the details of her Valentine’s Day party.
Its all happening
Apparently, the party got a lot crazier than what we saw because they all got naked wasted. Allegedly they got so wasted MJ and Reza don’t even remember pointing out Shalom’s ex-wife to GG on stage in front of everyone. I am so sure! MJ says that when GG was with Shalom she was a better, happy person but now that it is all falling apart she is having a hard time being happy for anyone else. Well at least she has that giant diamond ring, to cuddle with at night.
Speaking of the devil she is really committing to her divorce storyline by going and getting her Shalom tattoo removed at LaserAway with Dr. Kirby. GG loves tattoos and we get to see a montage of them along with all her original noses. But this one she wants to get taken off. Corey the nurse tries to get to GG’s motivation getting it removed and GG all of a sudden isn’t so sure because she loves the meaning. Destiney arrives for moral support and remind her why she is getting it removed in the first place.
She was even able to work her ring into the removal
Nema and Mona got to dinner to discuss the cheating on his girlfriend situation.
I have high hopes for these two because so few are able to make it who aren’t part of the OG clique and they need new blood. Who knows maybe they will even get them to eat a salad or two. Mona gives it to Nema straight that she is bothered by his behavior because as a woman she knows what he is doing isn’t right and also, she loves Erica.
What’s not to love, the girl is adorable
At Reza’s he is prepping Tini for a playdate walk with one of Mike’s dogs. Poor Tini is getting a stern talking to about playing nice with others. However his recent bad behavior at the dog park got his dad introduced to hair care product moguls. Jeff Lewis has Chaz Dean and now Reza has the Funsches.
Was the Californians skit based on them?
Basically, she used that old pick up line, “You have great hair, want to invest?” So, now Reza is thinking of investing his entire retirement portfolio into their company. But Adam’s uterus is yearning for a child and at 60K a pop that is no pocket change either, it’s supposed to be their next big investment. Reza is thinking of just doing it and NOT telling Adam until I guess they move into a mansion. Mike thinks that is a mistake and he should know he is a relationship expert now. He once kept the secret of cheating on his wife and look how that worked out for him.
At MJ’s house she is poisoning everyone with her aerosol glass cleaner on the champagne flutes, so they are spotless before they sip. She is working with her assistant and wedding planner to get the wedding done. MJ is using a streaming service to talk to her florist and cake artist to iron out the final details. You know what I don’t hate it at all. Wedding planning and going to all kind of meetings to talk about small details sucks so good on her and even better if she got some kickback from Bluprint.
Of all the people in the world I would have never expected MJ to want to be a fairy wood nymph at her wedding
Nema and Erica go on a hike and as they get there he tells her she works too much and he just wants to spend time with her. Erica says that even when he does do things for her he complains the whole time.
But I also met this crazy hot chick who is going chew me up and spit me out ….and I can’t wait to see where that goes
This guy is in a world of hurt when he sees GG boiling
Erica is very upfront about being disappointed in Nema who tells her she just has the misfortune of being the rebound from his marriage. His ex-wife is already married to the man she was cheating on him with and compounded with the way his parents “Parent Trapped” him, he has a lot of stuff to work out.
I have issues
Nema also does not see kids in his future, yet I am fairly certain he was offering baby batter to GG at Big Bear. Erica is done.
MJ visits her dad who is stable. He has had pneumonia and she is hopeful he is on the way to getting better. You guys I covered RHONJ when Teresa’s mother passed from the same symptoms, this is going to be sad.
Destiney is on her way to a date with a friend of MJ’s she met at the Valentine’s Day party. When Alex asked for her number she was reluctant and would only give it to him if he promised not to send her weird texts of dick pics, fair enough. She calls her mom and talks about her dad some more and the pain she feels without him in her life.
Destiney says that they came to the United States together, but he had to go back to Iran and deal with stuff and never returned. You guys, I am starting to think that it may not be an issue of him leaving his family, he may have been killed in his journeys. Nevertheless, his absence has definitely affected Destiney.
Destiney’s date is hot, and it seems to go pretty well. He is Iraqi, and his family suffered a similar fate as hers being separated by war. Hopefully his pepito it bigger than hers because they seemed like they were connecting on a lot of levels.
GG and Sherv go out to The Study for bottle service and good times. As soon as they order GG starts to bitch about MJ and Sherv tells her to just try and rise above it all instead of letting it get to her. But GG needs drama like most people need oxygen so that logic isn’t part thought process.
I know right
One by one all kinds of random friends start to gather including Nema, Mona and Mike.
Or everyone who wants to get screen time knew where they were filming tonight
A pervy old guy named Uncle Fred is trying to get in GG’s pants and she is loving it while Nema tells him there is line. Mike asks about Nema’s girlfriend and he lets it be known that it is over albeit far more dramatically than what actually went down.
At Reza’s house he shows everyone how masculine he truly is by chopping down flowering bushes. Adam comes by to remind him that his biological clock is ticking. Also, Reza won’t let him have a bigger closet because he isn’t paying for any of this renovation. Fun fact, Reza sold the Palm Springs house for this, so they won’t be returning to terrorize Palm Springs anymore.
Nema moves out of his place he shared with Erica to his place in Venice, which according to LA people is far.
At Mike’s house Morgan is waiting for him to come home with a truck. They are going to be handing out blankets and socks to the homeless. Since MJ and GG are not getting along they are not allowed to come. Nema explains that Persians are very philanthropic because in Iran they were living comfortably in a western culture until everything was turned upside down on them and many of them had to leave. So, they understand hardship and struggle. That’s so Persian!
I love that Reza is dangling socks at this person like I do treats for my cat
In the Meditation Garden GG shows up in her completely necessary extended cab pickup, you know for when she is checking her fields and driving on back country roads. Her attire can only described as “ready to rumble chic”. While MJ hobbles down the stairs in inappropriate heels for walking on gravel and another jumpsuit. I am loving her dedication to Rhythm Nation attire, very militant bride.
MJ starts by trying to explain that GG hurt her by her comments about having sex with Reza. GG starts laughing and thus is my issue with GG. MJ is not saint, but GG is spoiled brat who thinks it is her duty to “PUNISH” anyone she deems does her wrong also I think the crazy thing is in an act. Everyone I have ever met like her antagonizes and barks loud but really tries to get the other person to strike first so they can be the victim and claim assault.
But GG is upset by MJ bringing up Shalom’s ex and MJ is right, why is she so upset by his past. GG thinks she is doing everything to move on from Shalom, but MJ WON’T let her. HAHAHHAHAHAHA yeah ok.
GG threatens to shit on everything in MJ’s life in the next couple of months. MJ starts texting on her phone and ignoring her as GG gets crazier and starts throwing flowers at her, telling her lets go.
Basically, they were both hurt by each other’s bitchy comments. MJ points out that they both think they are being funny when they say those things so what they need to do is call each other out when it happens and not letting it fester. Also, maybe they can do something about her sideburns because they are orange.
Ok episode 4 is tonight and it looks like it’s going to tear filled!
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