Previously, Shannon is launching a food line on QVC. Vicki semi-apologized to Kelly under the tutelage of Shannon and Tamra. Gina got a little loud and drunk at Emily’s poker party and the Turtle told her to “GET OUT.” We learned that The Turtle, doesn’t like “loud, older women.”
I D E N T I C A L
You came to the wrong place, buddy.
Good to see one of Kelly’s old breast implants has been repurposed. #recycle
We open with a photoshoot at Shannon’s for her Real for Real Cuisne line. This is for a photo that is to be included with every meal. Shannon, of course, thinks she looks fat in the photos. She says this is her first photoshoot ever… ??? Her stuff for Real Housewives are candids?
We get a flashback to Dr. Wow. For those who don’t remember this Doctor/Trainer/Asshat, when Shannon decided to address her weight issue last year and she went to him to get on a program, repeatedly said “Wow” with a scowl on his face when photographing her body.
F*ck you and your Wow. Dick.
That guy was a real motivator, wasn’t he?
Come buy my low cal meals. It tastes like this photo… cardboard and boring.
Shannon’s photos are way too posed for MisRed’s taste. Shannon looks so much prettier when she’s not, like, trying- not posing. When she is, straight-up- laughing, or, you know, just having a nacho, she looks great.
Sure they are low cal, but look how HAPPY am!!!
Maybe throw Archie into some of the shots!
The meals are great!!! They taste best after I lick my own junk???
After the photoshoot, Tamra, Kelly and Emily are to cover over for lunch. The girls arrive at Shannon’s house. Kelly says she is so proud of Shannon- they are in the same boat, divorcing, downsizing and trying to figure out how to make money. What exactly is Kelly figuring out? At least Shannon has an idea here. Tamra rolls in on her broom scooter.
Tamra requests a LaCroix- which she can’t pronounce- she says LaCrow. Croy. Crock. For the record, the manufacturer says it is pronounced “La-Croy, rhymes with Enjoy!”
Tamra, always the epitome of class asks if the girls know it’s “Official Blow Job day.” Emily corrects her to “Steak and blow job day.” Jesus- don’t tell MrRed. I don’t want steak today. <wink,wink>
The geniuses who put Vicki on air. #radiowoohoo
We move over to Vicki arriving at I Heart Radio for some reason. She meets Ali- her questionably shady partner- and some guy who looks like my Uncle Joe. Michael and Steve the Crooked Cop is there, too.
Vicki is now franchising Coto Insurance. Seriously, why is Steve there?
Seriously, how much longer until I can get put on a joint checking account?
Michael couldn’t look more uncomfortable. He always looks completely wooden, but this time he’s wooden in a suit. I think Vicki bought him at Ikea.
Vicki- always seeking affirmation- asks Steve if he’s proud of her for – uh, wearing headphones, I guess? And she’s like “I love you so much.” She’s just trying to prove to all of the men in this room that she is desired by… a Crooked Cop. Vicki says “I love being with Steve, but he’s very reserved. He does zero PDA.”
Yeah, well, not with you. Vicki is the opposite. She goes into a description but MisRed has blocked it out. I can’t throw up this early in the morning, I just can’t. She says, Steve calls her “Mrs. Groper.”
Vicki really likes the way she sounds on microphone. Well, that makes one of us. She suggests that she and the sound engineer should host a dating show and give tips for what to do when you are married.
First Tip for a Successful Marriage: Don’t Marry Vicki.
Who is going to tell Vicki what to do when married? Relationship success isn’t exactly in Vicki’s wheelhouse.
Vicki gives some dry insurance spiel and fumbles over some words. Omar gives Vicki a bottle of fireball.
Please don’t make that lizard face. PLEASE!!!!
Michael starts his day with Fireball.
If Vicki was your mom, you’d be lit too.
All day. Every day.
Vicki does a shot and then says she is ready to do a I love Sex show. SERIOUSLY VICKI?!?!?!?! Shut up, you are disgusting. Then she says something about a blowjob and ugh, gross.
Then we get a flashback of all the times Vicki has embarrassed Michael. Seriously, they could have our own special: RHOC: Vicki embarrasses Michael.
This scene is a waste of my VALUABLE time.
Back at Shannon’s we learn that Shannon has an upcoming court date to try to settle the financial portion of her divorce from David.David!David?
Shockingly, David isn’t being cooperative.
Kelly says spousal maintenance is where you really get the money. Shannon says David refuses to hire an attorney. David is holding everything up by not having an attorney. He’s stalling so he won’t have to pay Shannon any temporary support. DAVID IS THE WORST.
Emily has been a divorce lawyer before. Did you guys know she was a lawyer? She says it holds up everything when there isn’t an attorney on the other side.
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Uh yeah, that’s what Shannon just said.
David has made a “declaration” to the court, for which, you don’t need to have any actual proof, you can write, pretty much, anything you want. He has made accusations against Shannon, that she excessively drinks. Well, he does have show footage for that, should he need proof.
One of Shakespeare’s lesser known works…
Shannon’s lawyer is submitting David’s evil texts. A few of his greatest hits include:
- “F*ck you, you f*cking b*tch.”
- “You f*cking disgust me, you fat ass.”
- “Get off your f*cking lazy, fat ass.”
- “Did you get out of bed today, f*cking bitch?”
And if you act now, we will also send you, these gems:
- “Take the silver spoon out of your mouth.”
- “F*ck you. So tired of you. You f*cking disgust me.”
“F*ck you. What do you have to do? Eat? Cause you can’t get off your fat ass?”
- “World ending tonight? You get out of your pajamas today? Sleep till 2? The sad part is your b*tch behavior is normal for you. F*ck you.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, David Beador.
Shannon says David told her he lived through 17 years of hell with Shannon.
So David didn’t always look like a psychopath?
Listen, MisRed has said this before- I’m sure Shannon is no picnic to live with. She is a bag of neurosis, wrapped in 5 pair of Spanx. But I have to believe that David and his behavior and criticism- and you KNOW there was criticism if these are the texts he sent- must have contributed so Shannon’s issues and vice versa.
Changing the subject, Shannon asks Emily (who I keep wanting to call Gina… can we just call them both Gina? Would that cause a problem?) how long poker night went on? Emily is like- Until Turtle snapped.
Seriously, she said, until my husband threw Gina out. Shannon was like- what? Emily says he came to the railing and yelled down the stairs: “Get this chick out of my house!!”
Shannon asks what Gina said back- if she said “F*ck you! That’s not even my f*cking plate!!!?!?!?” Oh. No, she asks if Gina told him to go f*ck himself or what?
Emily says that Gina apologized. Tamra thinks that a man should not be yelling at a woman. But also, Emily was having a party, what did Turtle expect- total silence??
Emily says that Gina wants to apologize to Turtle, but Emily advised her to give him a few days.
For what? To recover? Turtle is a dick. Even David didn’t seem like a dick this early. Oh, but you know who did? That other bible-thumping uber-douche: Jim Bellino. Dick straight out of the gate.
The girls are planning a Happy Hour for the following day.
We join Kelly and Vicki in car going for Happy Hour. Vicki really thinks she is the cutest thing alive says “Are you gonna go for a happy, happy, happy hour?” Well no, not if you are there. With you there it will be a “try to act happy while we tolerate this troll Vicki hour.”
The happy hour is in Huntington Beach, which Vicki claims to not know very well. Probably because she’s always working and nobody else works as hard as she works.
Kelly says she went by Shannon’s house, and it’s nice but not $12,500 nice. Shannon’s rental is $12,500 PER month. Um what? I swear, sometimes these betches have more money than brains. It’s painful.
They discuss the poker party and how Gina got kicked out by Turtle. Vicki didn’t even realized Turtle was there. Yeah, he was in his tank eating fish pellets for most of the night.
Kelly says she would have flipped her shit at Michael if he’d done that. Vicki asks if Emily went nuts on the turtle and Kelly says she didn’t, Emily supported Turtle. Kelly is like… And that’s why I’m not married.
Emily is getting ready in her kitchen, and Gina comes to pick her up. Gina interviews “I have three goddamn kids. I need a night out. I am not spending my night out on a petty f*cking fight with Emily. Where I’m from taught me to squash stuff. You don’t want to go into a group of women who all have strong opinions and bring your sh*t into it.”
Emily tells us, not that we give one single f*ck, that one of her spawn has pink eye.
Gina says, “Not everyone is navigating the small children like we are?” If by navigating you mean, like, not parenting them and letting them run roughshod all over you- then yes, nobody is navigating kids like you two.
Gina wants to address situation at Poker party. She tells Emily that she was talking to Tamra and her interpretation of what happened doesn’t really match up with what she (Gina) thinks happened. “Tamra is under the impression that I did something on the way out of your house- that I created a scene.” Gina says Tamra said- Emily told girls that Gina said that she wanted to apologize to Turtle.
We flash to the Gina / Tamra exchange- Tamra says that Gina shouldn’t apologize to Turtle. Gina is like- I was going to tell her to let it go so that she wouldn’t be embarrassed by Turtles behavior.
Emily said that Gina was loud, but it wasn’t really a scene. Gina says Turtle could have handled the situation more gracefully. Gina wasn’t doing anything differently than anyone else- maybe a little louder- but if anyone would owe anyone an apology, it’s Turtle that owes Gina an apology.
Gina has never even MET turtle before. He really needs to come out of his shell. THAT WAS THEIR FIRST INTERACTION.
Emily “you’ve never met my husband.” Interviews that Shane is never going to apologize. He doesn’t think that under any circumstance that what he did was wrong.
Yes, I’m done talking about it too because I’ve already WAY exaggerated the situation to all of the other girls, so…
Both say that they didn’t think it was a big deal. Don’t worry everybody else will make it a big deal.
Back in the car, Vicki says a husband should never yell at another lady. Hmmm, MisRed seems to recall Brooks, at the end of Season 7, yelling at Tamra, saying she gave Vicki the Evil Eye.
And THAT was the first crack in the Vicki / Tamra veneer. Remember? That piece of moldy, cancer-faking turd started that rift. Well, actually, Tamra and her acceptance of Wretchen was really the first chink in the armor. That was not an ethnic slur. But MisRed digresses.
Kelly says that Turtle is Mormon. As if that’s the reason why he acts like this. LOL. I mean, it could be why he acts like this. MisRed doesn’t know a lot of Mormons, but Donny Osmond seems harmless, and that Elizabeth Smart girl, seems just dandy.
Vicki wants to know “How does that work?”
Oh good, a dumb-off.
Um, it’s like he’s another species, Vicki. Unless he is, in fact, a turtle. Vicki doesn’t understand how Turtle can be married to a non-Mormon, especially, with the drinking aspect. This brain trust cannot grasp the concept of an interfaith marriage.
Vicki says her being married to a Mormon wouldn’t work. Vicki, you being married to a HUMAN doesn’t work. “She says I like to be naked and I like to have a cocktail.” Ew Vicki, naked.
Kelly “I’m going straight to hell.”
Vicki and Kelly arrive at Tanners on the beach in Huntington Beach. Vicki says to the hostess,“Meeting some ladies.” Well, loosely, I suppose. The restaurant is right on the water, it’s pretty.
Vicki is ordering a hot toddy because her throat is hurting. Oh good, Get everyone sick, Vick. You know Vicki is the person in the office who doesn’t stay home when she’s sick, thus infecting the entire population of Orange County.
Tamra arrives on her scooter then Emily and Gina arrive. They discuss Shannon’s divorce and court hearing. Gina “For what? For What?” Tamra says it’s difficult when two people are not on the same page, it’s hard to co parent. GINA, OBSERVE.
Shannon arrives and says that in their last court date, the strangest thing happened. She looked at David- of course, David didn’t know she was looking, otherwise he would have said “What are you looking at FATASS?!?!!?” And she says she thought “I feel nothing for him.” Not anger, she just feels nothing. She wonders how after 20 years of marriage and 6 moths later you feel nothing? Well, she felt nothing at that exact moment.
Tamra says it was a long time coming. And David cheated on her. And he, also, was a gaping asshole. But MisRed added that for good measure. But all y’all were thinking it, don’t lie!!!
The girls encourage Shannon to date, Tamra says Shannon needs a kick in the ass to start dating.
We cut to a flashback of Tamra and Vicki consulting April, a matchmaker, on Shannon’s behalf? Tamra thinks Shannon needs to get laid. MisRed agrees.
Tamra brings up topic of Matchmaker.
Rut Roh, MisRed feels herself going OFF ON A TANGENT.
The word Matchmaker INSTANTLY makes me think of Fiddler on the Roof. Ok, who would each of these betches be if we were casting an OC Version of Fiddler? Shannon would be Hodel- the one that gets sent away to Siberia. Tamra would be Chava, the one kicked out of the family. Vicki would definitely be the butcher’s evil dead wife, Fruma Sarah, who haunts them.
Emily would be the youngest one that nobody gives a shit about, Bielke. Oh wait… or would Emily oldest, Tzeitle, who married a Turtle. I mean a Tailor. Snap out of it, MisRed.
Tamra tells Shannon that she is going to meet the matchmaker THAT DAY. Tamra texts the matchmaker, and tells her to high-tail it over to Tanners. Shannon is freaking out. “Who signs up for a dating service?” Uh, well, almost everyone is dating online. MisRed met her husband online… back when only complete LOSERS met online.
The Matchmaker shows up with a colleague. Shannon and Tamra go off to talk to Matchmaker.
Kelly says if she ordered a man for Shannon he would be “Tall, Dark, Handsome, good in the sack, rich. And someone that’s into her and loves her… And wants to have sex all the time.”
Shannon tells the matchmaker the back story of David.David!David? Tamra jumps in saying David put her through the ringer- left the house, threw his wedding ring at his daughter and told her to give to Shannon and then moved in with a woman. Oh! And then Shannon still took him back.
What you need to know is… David should have been named Richard.
Back at the table, Kelly talks about her dating life, she’s seeing The Milk Man, The Lawyer, The Spine Doctor.
Vicki interviews “None of them have names.” Shut up Vicki, if they aren’t serious, you really don’t need to know their names. It’s much easier to keep Kelly’s line-up straight by profession.
For example, men refer to you as “Annoying Insurance Twat Whose Face Changes Ever Year.”
Shannon continues to share with the Matchmaker saying she won’t meet a guy at a bar and then make out with him that night. Tamra is like “She loves sex!”
I act like a priss but I’m actually a big old horn dog!! Who knew!?!?
Shannon says David “Wasn’t a sex person.”
Yeah, well, not with you.
Tamra is like “He has a really small penis.”
The bigger the dick, the smaller the dick.
Shannon isn’t sure if she’s ready to date, but she is a little panicked.
Vicki doesn’t feel well, so she leaves. Good. Keep going. Then Emily says she has to leave because Turtle has had the three kids all day- he came home early from work to take care of the kids. Emily goes on and on about it and Tamra is like “Alright, bye.”
Tamra doesn’t like that Turtle kicked Gina out after the poker party- and now she has to come home because he’s been with the kids for a few hours. Tamra thinks it’s controlling and It reminds her of Simon.
Gina decides to catch a ride home with Tamra. Tamra asks Gina about the whole Turtle thing and if she addressed it the Emily? She says she did and that she didn’t feel that his behavior was directed at her personally. But the other girls make sure to clarify that it was directed at her as she was the only one left at the party. LOL.
Oh it was definitely YOU
Gina interviews that the night of the poker party, Emily was embarrassed of Turtles behavior and said “My husband is a dick. I’m sorry my husband is such a dick.” Gina doesn’t even feel this needs to be discussed, she thought she squashed it with Emily earlier in the car.
Come on Gina, that’s what this show is about. You take something microscopic and blow it up into a story arc. I mean, on RHONJ, sprinkle cookies started a blood feud that has lasted FOR YEARS.
Gina says that she wasn’t doing anything weird at the poke party- she was acting the same as everyone else- she didn’t do anything in appropriate at the party. And if he had come downstairs and said “Look, I’m trying to put my kids to bed.” It would have been different. She said it was like a sniper attack, with him yelling at her from the top of the stairs.
The other women agree that they would have gone nuts if they had been in that situation. Gina says that Emily apologized outside for Turtle’s behavior. Interesting that we didn’t hear THAT part from Emily. Shannon is like- I’m not going to put judgement on anyone else’s marriage, but if my husband had come home from work early to watch the kids while I went out, I would leave early too, because I wouldn’t want to piss him off.”
Whoa. Shannon says that hearing this story brings up a lot of memories from her marriage. She says that, when she was married, if she had been in that situation she would have heard about it when she got home. OK, so David being a flaming douchebag is nothing new.
Gina is like- hey, it wasn’t his finest moment, and it may or may not be the crux of who he is. She is going to give him the benefit of the doubt. Good for you. MisRed is not giving him the benefit of the doubt. If this tool can’t be on his best behavior for the first event…
Gina says that if Emily hears that Shannon compared the Turtle to David, she will be offended. I mean, come on, Satan would be offended to be compared to David Beador. But hey, if the forked tail fits…
The girls wonder if Emily is in a bad marriage?
Tamra and Vicki go in for Micro blading- aka permanent make-up. MisRed had it done. It hurt. Vicki says she and Tamra are getting their brows done “as a friendship thing.” Like friendship bracelets. Good to see Vicki doesn’t hold grudges.
They talk about Emily and Gina and how the girls were wondering if Emily is in a bad marriage. And then Tamra says that she went to Gina’s house and her kids were NUTS. Climbing all over the place, hitting her and stuff.
Those kids look delightful. Better hope Tamra doesn’t throw them in the fire.
They show a flashback and Tamra actually tells the kid to stop hitting his mom. Tamra can’t even imagine being a single mom all week and dealing with that. Vicki asks if Gina is going to have more kids? Tamra is like- how? The husband is never there. Vicki wants to know what the story is there- Tamra tells Vicki that the guy works in LA and has an apartment up there that Gina has never seen. RED FLAG. Gina doesn’t even know where it is. RED FLAG.
See that White Tank Top? It’s a RED FLAG.
Vicki thinks it’s bizarre, but that all marriages are different. She says that there were a lot of red flags with Brooks, all of which she ignored, and she chose to believe him- but hearing about Gina’s situation, she says that it doesn’t sound right to her.
The Biggest, Reddest Flag in the History of Red Flags
Vicki says that Emily told her that she worked with Turtle for 3 years while he was married and the moment he got divorced he asked her to marry him and she did… on text. Vicki is like- would you marry a guy you never dated? Tamra is like- what if you married him and it was, like, a ¼ inch.
Vicki requested to have Blake Lively’s face tattoo’d over her own face.
Vicki says, “If he was an amazing guy and he really, really adored me and filled up my love tank, it wouldn’t matter.” A) I love how the guy has to REALLY REALLY ADORE Vicki. Which is impossible, btw. B) Girl, how is he gonna fill up your love tank if he doesn’t have a hose??
Next, we go with Kelly on a date with The Milkman. They go to a place called Sundried Tomato and yes, I totally look all of these places up online, and figure out what MisRed would eat and drink if she went there.
They go together like Chocolate and Fish Sticks
Kelly looks like she’s going to the VMAs and The Milkman looks like he is going to a fraternity party. She met Frank, aka The Milkman at the Mayweather / McGregor fight. And that he is trying to bring back the nostalgia of The Milkman- he actually delivers milk for a living.
Kelly says she would like for him to be her boyfriend, but he lives in New York so he’s currently “on her bench.” Frank, the milkman, says he really needs a Diet Coke. Kelly orders a tequila “Neat.” The Milkman can’t believe it- he doesn’t understand how she can drink it that way??
The Milkman asks Kelly how her dating is going? She tells him that she got rid of the spine doctor because he was too old- “He was, like, 80.” They both say they are difficult to get along with- Kelly likes that he sets her straight. Not sure exactly what that means, but Kelly didn’t really like it when Michael was setting her straight. But maybe she has a type- lunatics?
He says she needs to take it down a notch and that she needs to chill on certain things otherwise she’s going to be alone her whole life. Kelly interviews that she won’t be alone, because, Hello, look at her.
Apparently ,the Milkman ate Mexican Food three days in a row in Las Vegas. Really? This is their conversation? The Milkman loves Mexican food.
Fried Shrimp, Boiled Shrimp, Pineapple Shrimp, Lemon Shrimp, Coconut Shrimp…
Then he lists all of the Mexican food he loves…
- Refried Beans
- Sour Cream
- Al pastor
- Huevos Rancheros
- Chile Relleno
- Carne asada
- Pico de gallo
Kelly interviews “Right now, I’m all about the thrills, not about the bills.” After that convo MisRed needs some Advils. Tee hee I made a rhyme.
Over at Shannon’s, she is in bed with the sexiest man alive: ARCHIE!!!!
He never calls me a fat f*cking bitch.
She loves on him a little- not enough in MisRed’s opinion. Shannon asks Archie for his opinion on her outfits for her divorce proceeding? Of course, he puts her in something fierce because he’s da man, and he KNOWS she’s having a make it work moment.
Things are really shaping up in Shannon’s room, aren’t they?
As an aside, I’m so glad Shannon has Archie. She needs some unconditional love right now, and not that her kids don’t love her, but they are teenagers and, of course, they think she is slightly ridiculous. But not Archie because he’sagoodboy! Yesheis!
Not like this judgmental bitch.
Shannon calls her attorney and wants to meet prior to court so she’s prepared. She is super nervous going to court. On her way, she calls her mom, and they chat. Shannon just wants to get this over with- but she’s scared because her lawyer wrote a declaration and she knows that some of the stuff in there will set David off. She feels like she’s walking into the unknown. Her Mom tells Shannon to ask her attorney to walk her to her car. Wow. Mom must really not trust David. Frankly, I wouldn’t either. And it’s not a bad idea.
The man helping Shannon lose 180lbs.
Before court, Shannon meets with Ben, her lawyer. Previously, the lawyer met with David in an attempt to settle the case, but David said no, and he’s now representing himself. Well, you know what they say about someone who represents themselves in court… David wants to pay expenses and not pay support.
Shannon just thinks this is another way for David to try to control her and MisRed agrees. This a-hole wants to leave Shannon beholden to him and then he will pick and choose what expenses he covers based on her “behavior.” Will that work for Shannon? NOPE.
Ben says that David isn’t very fond of him- well that’s a big surprise, isn’t it? Something tells me David doesn’t like anyone he can’t screw- literally or figuratively.
Shannon just wants to feel the weight lifted off her shoulders, but she feels like this hearing is just going to make things worse.
Shannon’s side of the story in two bankers boxes.
Three hours later, Shannon and Ben emerge from court and Ben congratulates Shannon. Shannon says that it was emotional and scary.
Winner Winner Low Cal, but flavorful, Chicken Dinner!
Shannon gets in her car. She is uneasy and emotional. She calls Tamra- She says she doesn’t even have words for what happened in court. Her nerves are shot, but the Judge ordered David to pay Shannon $30,000 a month. She says that David is PISSED. She says she was in the hallway talking to her attorney and David came around the corner and flipped his wig- and the attorney had to scream for the Bailiff.
Shannon thought the figure of $30k a month was too high, so she wanted to lower it “to be nice.” And they went back into the court and David was shaking in anger.
They settled on $22,500 because that’s what Shannon needs at this point. SHANNON!!!! WTF?!?!! She should have gone with the $30k and then put that additional $$ aside as a savings- you know, in case she needs to go into witness protection or something. Call it the ASSHOLE FEE.
Shannon knows that if anything she was being fair by cutting down the order. She just wants David out of her life. Tamra says that’s not going to happen for a long time, unfortunately.
On that note, MisRed really wants Shannon’s food line to succeed so she can get out from under that smelly sack.
Shannon Beador, BEFORE and AFTER David!!!
Okay, MisRed understands that divorce is very emotional, and it can make people really angry. What I don’t understand is, exactly why David is so pissed? He cheated on Shannon- multiple times (allegedly), he was not happy with her (factually), Shannon did not work, she stayed home and raised his kids, that was the agreed-upon set-up- so we assume. Why exactly is he unwilling to settle? Yes, I know parting with $$ hurts, but come on Dude, it’s not like you are innocent in all of this. Neither is Shannon, mind, but being a crazy loon isn’t grounds for divorce in California- then again, neither is infidelity.
We really should have Emily weigh in on this… she’s a lawyer, you know.
Vicki’s birthday is coming up and she reminds Steve. UGH, you know Vicki is one of those people who continuously reminds everyone about her birthday to the point of annoyance.
Is anyone else getting a Joan Crawford vibe?
Wrong color hair… well not at the roots…
She interviews that she wants and engagement ring. The girls go golfing.
Gina and Emily argue about The Turtle. And… so do Tamra and Shannon. The beginnings of Tamra turning on Shannon.
They really should call this RHOBV- because this is BORESVILLE. What do you guys think? I mean, I have zero interest in Gina Emily. See?!?!? Can we just call them both Gina? My only REMOTE interest is in Turtle and it’s only because I want to punch him in the face and bust out those chicklet teeth of his. Gina (Emily Gina) is about as exciting as watching mold grow on one of Archie’s turds. Piggy was more exciting. Gina (actual Gina, not Emily), I think, so far, is a good addition. Vicki can go, I’m done with her. Steve is playing her and she is beyond redemption. And honestly, Tammy Sue can go, at this point, too. I could go for a little Heather Claw-Hand redux or, Jesus, I can’t even believe I’m going to say this, Alexis. We would need The Chin back too though because we need a good villain and the Turtle ain’t cutting it. You know I love to hear your comments. xoxox
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