Trashies! Trashies! Trashies! MisRed just transformed a Siggy Flicker meme into a greeting.
It’s all about growth and change, people.
Speaking of changing, let’s see how Vicki has changed her face this week?
As previously mentioned, MisRed has been rewatching RHOC and there was a “news” item recently that relates back to some of the earlier episodes and speaks to the mother/daughter dynamic of Vicki and Briana. Of Briana, Vicki keeps saying stuff like “You came from me, so you are mine.” In Season 6, Briana goes to Las Vegas, cuts loose and gets wasted, before she left she said something like “Your life is my life because I created you.” Very bizarre and I see in this “news” item, Vicki says something similar. The author comments that Vicki is joking, but you KNOW Vicki is not joking.
Vicki and her God Complex
Where did we leave off? Kelly and Vicki made up, but Kelly is still hurt by Vicki’s betrayal in setting Psycho Mike up with another woman. And Vicki still maintains that she did nothing wrong. So, yeah, progress.
Gina offended Vicki, and Gina offended us with her bad taste in house decor. Tamra is worried about Eddie’s heart, but still left him to go break her foot in Mexico. Shannon has an opportunity with QVC if she can stop thinking about David.David!David? and his girlfriend who is 20 years younger. And Emily is an attorney married to a Turtle who can’t pass the California bar exam.
The episode opens with Kelly and Shannon in a car together- but whose car? There are child car seats in the back. Weird. Maybe it’s some kind of family-friendly Uber because it doesn’t necessarily look like Kelly is driving.
Emily calls Tamra to invite her to a dinner / poker party at her home.
It’s my Dad. He’s pecking at the window.
Over at Coto Insurance, there is bird tapping on Vicki’s window and she’s convinced it’s the spirit of her dead father because that’s what her Mahhhaaaaaaammmmmmmm, who Shannon killed during a Bunco party, told her.
Vicki Face 3.0, Briana and her Mahammmmmmmmmm
Linda, Vicki’s follicly-challenged Office Manager, is like- don’t be ridiculous, the birds fly into the glass because they are stupid, and I find them dead in the street.
Don’t be so stupid, Vicki.
Michael yells in “Mom, you, like, neglect all the scientific reasoning.” Of course, she does, she’s Vicki. Michael is like- “She only acknowledges the people that agree the bird is a ghost or something.” Maybe the bird wants to peck Vicki’s eyes out like the rest of us.
Vicki is like “I give him food every day and he won’t go away.” Um, yeah, Vicki- if you feed them, they hang around. That bird isn’t stupid. If he sticks around long enough he can probably get her to buy him a new beak and maybe help cook up a fake cancer scheme.
Also, these people went AWAY from you Vicki- they aren’t coming back tapping on your window!!!
Vicki claims she and her son, Michael, have gotten super close in the past 5 to 10 years. Oh, that must have been off camera. And possibly in Vicki’s dreams.
Psst, the letters S O S need to be written larger…
Michael is the vice president of Coto Insurance and he is Vicki’s “legacy plan.”
Just as Sonja is the Family Morgan’s Legacy Plan.
In Vicki’s talking head she says, “I think he’s so fortunate to work with me because there’s so many people that want to work with me, but I pick him.”
Vicki is the greatest. Just ask her, she’ll tell you.
Oh Vicki. Have another 25 martinis.
We flash back to 2007 when Michael was like- Hey, if I can get a yacht by selling insurance, I’ll sell insurance. Michael never seemed particularly ambitious.
Michael, apparently is going to Europe over the summer with his girlfriend. And Vicki is like “Oh, oh can I go with you?” Michael is like- it’s my girlfriend’s 30 birthday, I doubt she wants my mom there. Yeah, especially YOUR Mom.
Vicki just wants to spend more time with Michael BECAUSE Briana moved away- Vicki refers to it as TOTAL ABANDONMENT.
She says she did everything she could to keep Briana and her family in Orange County- she bought them a house. Is it the same deal as the Mercedes she “bought” Briana- the one where Briana had to make the payments? She locked them in the basement, she blackmailed them… She says that working with Michael fills the void but not 100%. Vicki will never be happy with any arrangement that isn’t the two kids living in her house completely dependent on her and her pulling all of the strings. And even then unless the kids are sitting around tell Vicki how much they adore her every second, she will make their lives a living hell.
Then she badgers Michael about getting married. MisRed’s advice to Michael: RUN. I’m sure the money is nice but RUN.
Kelly and Shannon go out for drinks in Los Angeles.
Oh, I thought that was my grandma.
There is a young kid at the bar and Kelly thinks he is looking at her. Uh, he’s probably looking at the cameras and wondering why they are filming two middle-aged broads.
Man, where is my Mom!?!? I’m going to be late for cheerleading tryouts!!!
Shannon asks Kelly if she feels guilty dating multiple people and Kelly is like- Uh no. Shannon doesn’t really know if she’s ready to date. She thinks that a 25-year-old has skeletons in the closet but at her age there would be a whole graveyard in the closet.
Killed by 30 to 40 Negative Skeletons in the closet.
Shannon mentions that she needs to go lingerie shopping because David didn’t care for lingerie. Yeah, well, not on you Shannon. Sorry girl. David was NEVER into Shannon. It has nothing to do with her or her body. Maybe if she wore a teddy made of chips and salsa…
Kelly thinks Shannon is in a funk. Yes, agreed. Shannon is still not comfortable with her body and she is not ready to take her clothes off in front of anyone.
OMG Shannon!!! Shannon looked GREAT in her underwear in that hot tub. Shannon is putting unrealistic expectations on herself. At age 53 or whatever she is- she looks great and has nothing to be ashamed of.
Wait, sorry, MisRed must have hit her head or something. Being nice isn’t in her current recovery program.
Kelly thinks that Shannon just needs to have more confidence in herself. Shannon says that she was told for so many years that she was selfish and worthless and fat. Cut to David cutting her down last year in front of her mother and kids.
Kelly tells her that she is none of those things.
Definitely not worthless. She’s got that I Magnin money.
Shannon says that she knows she isn’t these things and she starts to cry. Kelly tells her that she has days when she cries and is depressed, and she’s lonely and there are days when she doesn’t think anyone has her back. They both say they would like to have a partner.
I’m a lonesome loser too.
Kelly interviews that it looks like she goes out and has a good time, but the reality is she just got out of a 13-year marriage, and she isn’t used to being alone.
Well, yeah, even in that 13 year- marriage she took a break from Psycho Mike and got engaged to some other guy.
They reflect on their friendship a little- they really think they have evolved. Shannon says that she is really grateful that they are friends. Kelly is like “Who knew?”
Shannon goes “IT WAS YOU!”
Shannon goes “IT WAS YOU!” WHOOOOOOO?? They laugh.
Someone really needs to take David out back and just punch him in the face a few times. MisRed doesn’t really condone violence and it’s rarely the answer- but David Beador is a DICK, and he needs to know what it feels like to be hurt.
What Shannon needs is for some guy to just BANG HER. MisRed is serious. She needs some guy to just take her home and f*ck her silly- and then it might set her dials back to zero and give her some confidence. Is Slade single? He’s been known to bone a Housewife or two.
Well, at least she isn’t boring us with her kids.
Gina goes antiquing with a friend, Tatiana.
OMG… someone smuggled Puppy the Buffalo OUT of Iceland and is selling him at an Antiques Shop??!!?!
Her friend is like “Everything looks really old.” Great. Another Rhodes Scholar.
Gina explains that Miss Lupe, her nanny, moved into a new house, so she wants to get her a housewarming gift, but wants “buy something rad and then turn it into something else.” Read: Turn it into something NOT RAD. Great. MisRed is sure Miss Lupe would love a totally rad gift card to Target, so she can get something she might need as opposed to something that Gina makes and probably belongs on RegrETSY. Judging by Gina’s decorating taste … MisRed thinks the cameras need to capture Miss Lupe’s reaction when she opens this “gift.” Let’s see how good an actress Miss Lupe is.
Distressed. Just like Vicki’s face.
Gina finds a “hutch” that she likes. Not sure if it’s for herself or Miss Lupe. The hutch looks like it came from the Martha Stewart collection at Kmart.
Tatiana, as it turns out, knows Tamra from CUNT Fitness. Apparently, Tats works out at Ye Olde CUNT. She is also from New York, so Gina thinks they have a stronger connection than she does with most other people in the OC.
MisRed saw some people on the old Social Media questioning this, but MisRed does understand it. MisRed lives in Texas but is from New England and when I meet someone else who lives here- that is a transplant- another fish out of water, if you will, you do feel a connection. Sometimes it can just be bonding over where in God’s name can I get a decent bagel in this town? Or it can be something deeper like-how do people here think Papa John’s is good pizza? So, net/net MisRed isn’t going to judge Gina too harshly on this one.
Oh yeah, you blend.
She and Tats try on fur coats and just look ridiculous, but they like that they can be this way with one another and haven’t found a similar connection with anyone else in the OC. They feel like everyone is constantly judging them. Yeah… it’s not just the people in the OC.
Then in her talking head, Gina launches into some tale about her friend from Long Island who has a really weird vagina. How she knows it’s weird, MisRed is not sure? But apparently, she has a beef curtain situation going on. What’s the point of this? She says “Can you possibly even imagine if I made fun of Shannon Beador’s vagina, and how that would go over???”
I GROW VAGINAS MISS 30 YEAR OLD.
LOL. You KNOW at the reunion, this is going to come up and Shannon is going to get her nose all out of joint at Gina implying her vagina is strange in any way.
Gina and Tatiana talk about Vicki. Gina understands Vicki might not like the fact that she is super opinionated. Well, if you had been on Vicki’s side, she would have bought you a new set of teeth, but as it turns out you weren’t, HENCE the issue. But Gina thinks they have worked it out. Tee hee. Poor Gina. So new, so dumb.
Shannon goes to California Home Fitness to buy some type of exercise machine. Shannon doesn’t like going to the gym, she just wants to have some type of equipment in her home. We learn that David took the stationary bike he gave Shannon for her birthday. Classy guy. Too bad he didn’t leave with it shoved up his ass.
Shannon was fine with it because she hated the bike anyway. It hurt her vagina. Hmmm, maybe Gina has a point.
Tamra rolls up on her scooter. She is going to help Shannon pick out some equipment. Tamra interviews that she asked Shannon what her fitness goals are, and Shannon couldn’t answer her. Well, yeah, Tamra, I mean, she wants to lose weight and be comfortable and confident with her body. That’s her goal. Not everyone wants to starve themselves and strut around in hooker heels trying to win a fitness competition that was probably rigged in the first place.
Picture Shannon doing THIS everyday.
Shannon tries out some of the equipment and it’s ridiculous as Shannon is the least athletic human alive. Tamra maintains that she “is there to support Shannon in her fitness goals, but she’s buying equipment she’s never gonna use.” Way to lend support there, Tammy Sue. “She can come to CUT Fitness and use all of our equipment for free.”
What does that say about CUT? Shannon can go there FO FREE and she STILL doesn’t want to go there.
Tamra and Shannon sit and chat. Tamra says she is surprised that Shannon is up and around today, based on what she saw on social media the evening before. Shannon was off in LA with Kelly and apparently Kelly posted a video or something. Shannon says she feels she really connected with Kelly because they are going through a lot of the same things- and they have bonded.
Tamra says that maybe she feels jealous of Shannon’s relationship with Kelly. Cut to her talking head and she’s like “I break my foot and Eddie’s heart isn’t getting any better. I’ve been there for Shannon during this divorce and now she’s going out and partying with Kelly and I’m like ‘What about me?’”
Poor Tamra the focus isn’t on her for one second.
She tells Shannon that she used to call Tamra 100 times a day and Tamra would listen to her cry and complain about David- and now she never calls her.
Well yes, Shannon’s life should be all about Tamra, right?
Then she says, “Shannon really has a habit of focusing just on herself.” LOL. Show me a housewife on any of these shows who doesn’t focus on themselves?
We jump to 3 weeks earlier, Tamra and Shannon are talking about Vicki and Tamra saying how Vicki is “trying.” And that Vicki called Tamra to see how Eddie was doing after surgery and Tamra says “You didn’t call me.”
I may have been feeling things that day.
Shannon replies that she is sorry and it might have been an emotional day. Tamra asks Shannon if she hates Eddie now? Shannon is like- of course not. Shame on Shannon, she should have called, emotional day or not.
Tamra says that she picks up the phone at all hours for Shannon and listens to her cry, but Shannon couldn’t pick up the phone to call and see how Eddie was doing? And Tamra believes it’s because Eddie and David have remained friends.
Tamra chastises Shannon for going out with Kelly and getting drunk and posting it on social media. She says, “It wasn’t a good choice.” Shannon interviews that it was ONE night- it’s not like she does that every night.
Hi Pot, this is kettle.
Oh well, Miss Tamra the Faultless, let’s review some of YOUR good choices:
- Filming while naked in a bathtub with Eddie when you were first dating and still married to Simon (technically).
- Conspiring to get Gretchen “naked wasted” and then allowing Ryan to creep on her.
- Body shots, while in a bikini, on a bar in Mexico.
- Bragging about 5-hour sex sessions with Eddie.
- She thought Brooks was a good guy (at first).
- Flashing her breasts multiple times on camera.
- Accusing Gretchen of being a gold digger and questioning her motives with Jeff.
- Breaking her foot, while drunk, jumping, naked, into a hot tub in Mexico.
- Hitting Kelly in Ireland.
- Hitting Jeana in the face with a “cyst and decease” letter, then saying Jeans pushed her and tried to throw her into the pool.
- Put Brooks’s hand on her boob when she was jealous over Vicki and Eddie getting along on a trip to Catalina Island.
- Many of these things while supposedly being a “Good Christian.”
- Oh, and completely disregarding your daughter’s feelings and speaking and posting about her on social media.
You know, just to name the few MisRed can recall off the top of her head.
Let’s check in at Camp Boring, shall we? Emily arrives home with the feral child who has a papercut. Peggy Tanous would have had the kid rushed to the hospital via ambulance. It’s the day of The Poker Party.
Emily is a party planner in addition to being an attorney. Did you guys know that Emily was an attorney?
We learn that Turtle’s sister lives across the street and is helping with the party. Oh, they have a chocolate fountain. How very 2006 of them.
Kelly arrives at Shannon’s house to pick her up to go to the poker party. ARCHIE!!!
Shannon struts down the stairs in a poker-themed suit.
Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.
You gotta hand it to Shannon- she really loves a THEME and she goes all out. MisRed loves people like that.
Shannon and Kelly arrive at Emily’s house. Shannon is feeling lucky in her lucky suit. Emily credits her sister in law with doing most of the work for the party.
Tell me about it, stud.
Pary, Turtle’s mother, having just finished appearing as Sandy in the Senior Center Production of Grease, arrives for the party. She is so teeny- Emily looks like Gigantor next to her.
Gina arrives with Tamra and her scooter. She interviews, “Not sure what to call that green mess. But it’s Shannon.”
Okay, everyone now has the picture, right? It’s Tamra turning on Shannon this year. Everybody on board?
The ladies sit down for dinner, but Vicki has not yet arrived. But they decide to start without her. GOOD. I hate when people are late.
Vicki shows up sometimes later. I’m sure Vicki was “working,” and is ready to shame anyone who doesn’t work. Well except Kelly. For some reason Kelly never got the “lazy” accusations like everyone else. Probably because Kelly was Vicki’s only friend for a few years there.
The food looks delicious. Light as air.
Gina is impressed with Emily’s party planning skills.
Kelly announces that a guy from the Houston Rockets asked her out. A player? A towel boy? A valet? We don’t know. Pary asks Kelly if she has a boyfriend now and Kelly says that she has a bunch of boyfriends.
Pary: Tiny Persian Yoda
Pary is like- “A bunch means nobody.” Word. Kelly laughs at that. Kelly says that all of these men that like her are gross.
Apparently, the Doctor from last week’s episode didn’t work out because, while shopping together, Kelly picked out a pair of sunglasses and the guy chose the same sunglasses and didn’t buy Kelly’s pair for her.
Kelly interviews “I bought him a $700 dinner. And he makes me buy my own sunglasses? That’s low budget sh*t and I don’t subscribe to that. I don’t do cheap.”
Okay, Girl, why are you buying him a $700 dinner? MisRed has had her share of fine dining and $700 for dinner is bananas, but it can happen, if you get seafood and wine. If it’s your turn to pay, you don’t go someplace FANCY!! Duh. You go to, like, Chili’s or something. Don’t be dumb.
The girls talk about how the guy was too old for Kelly, but Kelly says he’s had scrotox. Ew. For those who don’t know what that is, it’s Botox in your scrotum. Tamra asks if Kelly would ever consider getting back together with Michael? She’s says no, but she definitely didn’t think dating would be so hard and how slim the pickings are. Pary asks if Michael is seeing anyone now and Kelly is like “Yeah, SHE set him up with someone” pointing to Vicki.
Reading Pary’s thoughts: Her? This Rubber-faced freak right here?
I’m just going to have a bite of this salmon…
Of course, Vick is pissed that they are discussing this topic again and wants to just drop it.
Lest you forget, I’m the only one permitted to hold grudges.
Vicki thinks that Kelly should take it up with Michael. UGH. Vicki still takes no responsibility or even SEES that she did anything wrong.
Gina interviews that she’s beginning to think that this is the way relationships are in Orange County. Where she’s from, when a friend wrongs another friend, that friend who did the wrong-doing REALLY makes the offended friend KNOW and FEEL that she is truly sorry for what she did. That way everyone can move on.
Yes, agreed. That would be awesome. But Vicki will never accept responsibility for anything. E V E R. Period. And nobody ever moves on.
Kelly asks Vicki why she is so defensive? And Vicki asks Kelly why SHE is getting so defensive and that Kelly is acting CRAZY.
These two so hate Vicki still.
Shannon chimes in, god bless her, and is like- “This is where my blood starts to boil. If I found out that anyone at this table set my husband up with someone I would be LIVID.”
Vicki says “I would never. Because David was not kind to you.” Was Michael nice to Kelly? Well, I mean, they weren’t very nice to each other.
Shannon interviews that Vicki just doesn’t get it. When you feel betrayed by a friend, you can’t just snap your fingers and be over it.
Vicki continues that Kelly is crazy and Vicki would never want to hurt her feelings. The other girls say that Vicki steps in her own sh*t sometimes.
Vicki is a messy, messy person. With poop on her shoes.
They all really pile on Vicki saying that it’s messed up and you don’t do that to a friend.
Vicki then says, “I would never go on a double date with them.” Vicki has no ability to tell the truth, it’s insane.
Kelly gets really upset. Vicki is like “What? You never f*cked up with me?” And Kelly is like- no, I haven’t. Kelly says that Vicki is a constant let-down to her.
Anyone remember Ireland when they couldn’t find an O’Toole, and everyone was ganging up on Kelly on the bus, and Vicki just let it happen and didn’t say one word in Kelly’s defense? Vicki is a piece of sh*t in every sense of the phrase. She’s disgusting.
Vicki tries to tell Kelly that she has been there for her. Kelly says, when you have put trust and love into someone and they betray you, it hurts.
Dinner is served. Shannon announces that she got an on-air date for her prepared meal-line on QVC. She’s super excited. Everyone is really happy for Shannon.
How many rhinestones need to die for these hags?
It’s poker time. The girls have tacky poker visors with their names on them. More crap for the landfill. They learn some game and start playing. Gina is getting loud. Shots are poured, and Gina gets progressively louder with every shot. Another round of shots comes out, but the girls don’t all do the shot as a shot. Some of them sip it- like Heather Dubrow would. Gina calls them “pusses.”
With a capital P!
This, for some reason, is confusing to Tamra, who thinks Gina is so drink she is mispronouncing the word “pussy.”
Tamra Judge, Super Genius
They begin another game of poker and discuss how whoever has had the most Botox is going to have the best “poker face.” Gina jokes – drunkenly- that she’s over there rocking her own natural face so she’s at a disadvantage. Of course, everyone is insulted by this comment. Especially Shannon. I’m sure Shannon is just pissed because Gina is the same age as David’s new girlfriend.
Gina continues to get louder and louder. These girls have no idea how to play poker. Gina keeps shrieking.
The WooHoo Whisperer
Vicki interviews “I don’t know why she has to scream. Why can’t we all talk in library voices?” Oh Vicki, you are the last one to talk about making a screeching imbecilic of yourself. WooHoo, betch.
Tamra, Shannon and Vicki go outside. Tamra says that they need to talk about the Kelly situation- and that Vicki is coming from a defensive place and she’s saying the wrong things to Kelly. They want to sit in on Vicki’s apology to make sure Vicki does it correctly. Well who is going to monitor Tamra and Shannon during this apology tribunal. Shannon says that Vicki has a unique way of apologizing by NOT apologizing. The summon Kelly to the stand.
I’m sorry you are still mad.
Kelly, who seems to have grown a Pary out of her side, sits and listens to Vicki’s apology. They talk, and Vicki promises to call Kelly more.
Vicki says that she always assumes Kelly is busy with her boyfriends. Kelly then says that Vicki never invites her to her house… like, for Thanksgiving.
We learn that Vicki invited Michael to her house for Thanksgiving. Just when you didn’t think Vicki could get more disgusting…
Tamra is like why didn’t you invite her? Vicki says she doesn’t remember what happened, which is crap. Michael called Steve and invited himself, Vicki says. Vicki says that Kelly went to the yacht club with a bunch of people. Kelly corrects her and says that she went with Jolie. Where was The Tribble and Kelly’s brother? Or her Dad?
They all are like- I would have invited you over… but nobody did.
PEOPLE, you need to CHECK ON PEOPLE so they know they are loved and cared for, especially people who don’t have family around. I can tell you it’s lonely. MisRed was alone on Xmas last year- MrRed had gone to England and she was alone in Texas. I’m generally fine being alone and I was that day also, but it would have been nice to have had someone invite me for dinner or something. You know, so I wasn’t a complete loser eating a frozen pizza on Christmas.
Tamra, Eddie and Ryan are in the car taking Eddie for another heart procedure. Eddie seems nervous or something.
Eddie is an odd case who just hasn’t responded to any of the typical A-FIB treatments. He seems frustrated and almost on the verge of tears. Tamra says that she prays for Eddie every night and she has a feeling that the procedure will work this time. She says this situation is testing her faith. Well, ok. Yes, you hope prayers are answered but hey, sometimes they aren’t. It sucks, but it’s the fact.
We check in with Emily and Turtle and their rug rats. She keeps referring to her 3 kids as Toddlers. The oldest one is five years old- that is not a toddler. You’d think an attorney would know this. Wait. Is Emily an attorney? Let MisRed review. Please hold. Yes. Yes, she is.
Emily and Turtle discuss Gina and her exceptional loudness the evening before. The girls were all leaving at 10:11, so yes, late, but it’s not like it was 2am on a Tuesday.
Turtle yelled down the stairs “GET HER OUT.” What a great host and a good Mormon. Emily tries to justify Gina’s behavior saying it’s because she’s from New York… Turtle is like “I don’t care where she’s from. You mean to tell me if I go to New York I’m going to see lots of loud, annoying women?”
Well, yeah, probably. Emily is like maybe you should stay on the west coast.
Emily interviews that the Turtle is very opinionated all the time. Wow, and MisRed didn’t think there was a way to like him less. Emily tells Turtle that Gina texted her and apologized, and said she was sorry- and that she has small children…
Turtle wants to know what having small children has to do with Gina being rude? Emily says, it’s because Turtle was upset that Gina was being loud on the way out and the feral child was still awake at 10:11pm. Turtle says that she was loud and obnoxious and drunken. Emily clarifies that Gina said would like to apologize to Turtle, and Turtle says she is welcome to apologize to him. That’s big of him.
Great. The audience is going to LOVE you.
Then he says “Loud groups of women is not my cup of tea. Particularly, loud, cackling, older women.” Emily tells him to be careful.
Yes, Turtle, be careful. Anyone getting a Jim Bellino vibe from this jackass?
Gross vs Gross
He’s the Non-Chin.
Back with Eddie and Tamra, the heart procedure didn’t work again. They want to administer a medication to Eddie, but he has to go into the hospital for four days in order to take it, because there is a percentage of chance that Eddie could go into cardiac arrest, so they want him in the hospital in case that happens. Eddie, wisely, wants a second opinion. He wants to talk to the original doctor he went to in San Francisco.
Tamra asks Eddie if he’s going to go see the doctor in San Francisco? Eddie says he’s going to call him and see what he says. Tamra says that their doctor is the top cardiologist in Orange County. Then they get into this fight that is odd and MisRed doesn’t really follow. Oh ok, so I guess Eddie is saying that – maybe- their OC cardiologist doesn’t really specialize in A-Fib?
He’s getting testy with Tamra and is like “Don’t ask me dumb questions.”
Next week, Gina, after discussing the events of Poker Night and her behavior, thinks Turtle owes her an apology. Next week Shannon has drama with David, so in other words, it’s a Wednesday.
MisRed is already over this season. Tamra turning on Shannon is sad- but typical of Tamra. Kelly is finally seeing how low Vicki is and that she’s a bad friend. Gina is growing on me, like fungus. Emily is boring. Turtle is gross. We need more Pary. What do you guys think of the season so far? MisRed loves your thoughts and comments- they make my day. xo
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