Previously, Ramona became a maven. Just in general- but if you need more specifics she is a maven with regards to the following: making skincare lines that aren’t successful, home renovation, macramé leisure wear, pool noodles, turtle time, skid marks, living south of the highway, attempting to kill Bethenny with fish, being unable to manage Sonja’s delusions, saying she supports other women, repelling men with Red Scarves, and most recently, not being able to swim.
We hoped some of the women would die on the boat in Colombia, but we weren’t so lucky. The Bethenny / Carole feud continued- maybe Ryan Murphy can option this as it seems his Charles and Diana season of Feud has been shelved?
Lu and Dorinda fought and made-up, but both are still secretly mad at one another. Everyone got diarrhea except Bethenny and it’s because she has a hostile colon- which should be a surprise to exactly no one.
We open with Ramona & Dorinda arriving at Ramona’s “re-done” house in the Hammmmmmptons. It’s South of the Highway- to be clear. MisRed has only one question- who brought the sprinkle cookies and how quickly can Tre throw them in the garbage can?
Sorry, that’s two questions. I’m sorrrrrrrrrry, okayyyyy?
As Ramona shows Dorinda around, one of the first things she points out is that her rugs are pee and poop resistant. AND they are from the Jill Zarin collection and were under $1,000. If the under $1,000 didn’t suck you in, the poo and pee resistant should have.
Yeah, you can poop on it an nobody will every know.
Maybe Jill could make some pants for Vicki Gunvalson. Or Sonja. Or Tamra. Maybe Rinna could do the advertisements? You know how Rinna hustles for a steady gig.
But also, WTF Ramona? Can you not train that dog to poop outside? The dog is, like, 107 years old. Oh wait, maybe the dog can’t hold it anymore. Sorry, Coco, I forgot.
At any rate, it doesn’t matter because the rug is ugly, and it looks like the design was created by a dog peeing and pooping on it anyway. Bur Dorinda is amused by the fact that Coco and poo and pee on it and that was a big selling point to Ramona.
With regard to the house… yikes.
Casa De La Ramones
MisRed isn’t saying it’s ugly or not nice. But for a house in the Hamptons, it’s not very beachy. Everything looks hard and cold. Kind of like Bethenny’s face and personality, but, like, you know, in house form. To me, a beach house should be COMFORTABLE, light and inviting. This is very gray and beige. It looks more like décor for an apartment in NYC.
Wait. You know where most of this stuff would look good? On fire.
Ramona “I did it all myself.” Interesting that we saw a bunch of workers there. Were they all just Ramona in a mask, ala Mission Impossible style?
Ramona said this was her first major renovation on the house in 23 years and it was uplifting for her to do this. Well, good for Ramona then. She said it all started with the kitchen.
Yeah, start from rock bottom.
Yes, MisRed agrees that was a disaster. We get a peek of the new kitchen. Looks great. Unless you actually want to cook in it. It’s very cold and sterile, like a place Dexter might want to use for a kill room. She does have a Eurocave Wine Refrigerator which is a nice to have, for sure.
It will hold her Ramona Pinot Grigio that nobody is buying.
It looks like there needs to be a few finishing touches put on the house. Maybe some paint touchups, etc.
Luann and Sonja arrive at Ramona’s house. Lu, whose life is currently perfect – with zero issues- immediately comments that Ramona still has the cardboard on the floor and is missing some trim around the foot of the staircase.
Yeah, we need some outside poop added to this episode.
Then Luann yells, “Oh, my God you have geese in your yard too- they poop everywhere!” Maybe Ramona should have had Jill Zarin make her a lawn.
Also, are you sensing the theme for this episode?
Lu is not impressed. She asks if Ramona picked the floors from a catalog and Ramona says that she did everything online. With that revelation she is REALLY not impressed.
It’s a house Luann. We know you’ve been “away…”
She thinks that for all the talk that Ramona has been doing all year, about this BIG renovation, that this is a letdown. She says that Ramona acts like the queen of design, but big deal “she ordered some stuff online.”
Shut up, Luann. Don’t be a dick. Let Ramona have her moment, even if it’s not your taste have some f*cking manners, COUNTLESS. Lu does this whole “Mmmm, good for you” thing.
Lu interviews, “Not a flower in the house. Not even a Chia Pet.” Rich coming from someone whose address was recently: The Big House, Palm Beach, Florida. Also:
Money can’t buy you class… but it can buy you glasses.
Dorinda says they are all skinny now from their trip to Colombia and its gastro-intestinal tsunami aftermath. Lu was feeling better but now has the trots again but Sonja and Carole both had solid poops the previous day. “We were texting each other about our BMs.” Well I suppose her BMs are something she owns outright…so, good for you, Sonja. Hope it doesn’t get stuck on a blackberry on the way out.
Dorinda thought she was over her diarrhea and tried to leave her apartment for a little fresh air, only to have to rush back to her apartment. Sonja “Why not just get the diapers?”
Because LUCID, healthy adults, capable of getting themselves to the restroom, don’t wear diapers, Sonja.
Is this gross? Depends.
Oh good, we see photos of Sonja at the airport and on the airplane wearing a diaper. And she has her pants unbuttoned. You know Sonja, she’s always ready for action.
We learn that Sonja wears diapers all the time. She likes to wear them on The Jitney to the Hamptons- which will hereafter be known as “The Sh*tney” – because she won’t use the bathroom on the bus. That would be disgusting. Yeah, better to just release in the comfort of your own seat and, you know, stew in your own filth.
Sonja Morgan, Diaper-Wearing Legacy
They rehash the boat trip. Lu, when she was sliding around the boat deck, in the mayhem thought “I’m going to be so dirty…”. Yeah maybe Lu, but don’t worry, that kind of dirt washes off. If MisRed were you, she’d be more worried about the dirt that doesn’t wash off, like, you know, having your kids sue you.
Money can buy you soap.
Speaking of dirt, I wonder if Ictoria has showered this summer?
Over at Carole’s apartment, Tinsley comes for a visit, to find Carole working. Just kidding. She’s playing with BABY, of course.
Just focusing on work…
We learn, Tinsley’s poop hit her later. Figures. Tinsley can’t even poop like everybody else. Dale was probably badgering her “You need to get that poop out before Wednesday, Tinsley. Scott won’t marry you if you don’t poop by Wednesday. Sh*t or get off the pot- LITERALLY, Tinsley.” I wonder if Dabney gets as much badgering.
No. No, I don’t.
Carole says that it’s the first day she feels somewhat normal- gastro-intestinally speaking.
They rehash The Boat. Tinsley feels badly that she didn’t think the boat ride was that bad. She says, she guesses she has different thresholds for things like this. As I said last week- she had Dale as a mother, terror is an everyday occurrence.
OMG on the Watch What Crappens podcast, Ronnie was talking about how great it would be to have an older-lady version of Real Housewives- like the Real Housewives’ Moms. Dale could be on it, Rinna’s Mom, D’Andra’s mom from Dallas, maybe Patricia from Southern Charm, Vicki’s Mom could have been on it, except Shannon killed her a few seasons ago. Oh well, nice to think about. I still think they should do a Housewives Survivor.
Carole doesn’t understand how Tinsley could have thought that the boat ride wasn’t that bad! She thinks it’s crazy. Tinsley’s natural tendency is to live in the land of lollipops and rainbows- her mind went to her “safe space.” Carole tells Tinsley that it’s because Tinsley has been in abusive relationships, so her tendency is to just go to the place of “everything is ok.” Nice one, Carole.
Whaaaaaaaaaaa! I don’t feel things!!!!
Tinsley bursts into tears because she is taking all of this personally- everyone hated the trip and now Carole is basically arm-chair shrinking Tinsley. Hey, at least Tinsley kept calm, she didn’t pee on anything. No good ever came from panic or from wetting your pants.
Back at Ramona’s, the shit-talking- literally- continues. Ramona can’t believe that Luann has diarrhea again. Lu thinks it will probably continue as fallout from Ramona’s horrible home decorating style. Ramona reveals that last night in Cartagena, she was walking, and the sh*t just fell right out of her. She didn’t even have the opportunity to get to a bathroom. So that skid mark WAS Ramona’s.
Salsa de chocolate de Ramona
MisRed has so little respect for people who can’t own their skid marks, so I’m glad Ramona finally owned it.
Sonja refers to it as “Liquid Gold.” Sonja is disgusting. Lu is like- “I don’t even want to THINK about that.” Then, god bless Ramona, she reminds her that Lu SHIT THE BED, literally, and at least Ramona cleaned hers up with the towels. Those poor housekeepers, they are scarred for life.
Ramona announces her skincare preview party will be held at Megu and she wants to celebrate her mavenry with her friends.
Ramona wants to show off the rest of her Joss & Main house. She shows them a bedroom and refers to it as being “more transitional.” So maybe next summer it will be a game room.
Cut to Sonja at the $32k/month hovel. She’s “cleaning” because her realtor, Saint Kristi, is showing it momentarily. Sonja is worried because only 3 or 4 potential renters have come through. What does Sonja expect? It’s a VERY particular customer who wants to shell out $32,000 a month to live in an antiquated petri dish encrusted in poodle sh*t.
Kristi reveals one prospective tenant liked Sonja’s wallpaper. But she has since died because she was 126 years old.
Looks super clean.
In Sonja’s world, cleaning means shoving a fan behind a garbage can. When Kristi arrives, Sonja tells her that she hasn’t managed to clean above the third floor. Big Shock.
I can’t clean because Pickles is missing
And also, the dog poop outside has resurfaced since the snow melted, and it schmeared when Sonja tried to pick it up. Maybe she could have invited Ramona over to clean it up with her STAM towels.
Sonja interviews she is inundated with poop. She says she has to be “all over the poop situation.” Which clearly Sonja is NOT. She says she has two poodles, a cat and her kid and no help. SURELY, there is a poop scoop company in New York City? I have one in Texas- best $20 I spend ALL month. And the guy sends me emails with funny subject lines like: LAND MINES CLEARED and CODE BROWN.
Sonja says she has really come to rely on Kristi because Sonja is so used to being “in charge” of the house but now that she’s renting it, Kristi will be the authority. Quick question: Does the $32k/ month include Pickles, because there might be enough money in the Save Pickles Fund to buy a few months?
Dorinda heads to Bethenny’s new apartment. The elevator opens right into apartment. Dorinda enters in the aforementioned beautiful sweater.
While Bethenny and her hostile colon were in Colombia, Bethenny’s team got her moved into her new apartment. We get a flashback to Bethenny’s entrance: “This is the sickest apartment I’ve ever seen.”
The apartment has many beautiful elements, it also has a lot of Hobby Lobby elements, but whatever. She has an icemaker, a glam room, an amazing closet.
Someone get Kyle’s burglar on the horn, we have another job for them.
Dorinda says, “These are the things in New York that people die for.” With all the marble and fancy furniture, it looks like a great place for Bryn to really let loose and be a little kid.
Dorinda still doesn’t feel right from Colombia. Bethenny never got sick, “I could lick the toilet bowl in a Colombian prison and not get diarrhea.” Wonder how she knows this.
Did she and Lu get in trouble down there and the American press never got wind of it?
Voy a matarte a todos!
Bethenny says Dorinda and Lu had a REAL MOMENT. Dorinda says “Yeah.”
And we think- Ahhhhh, they set the dials back to zero, they’ve made up, Dorinda was contrite, they have made up.
Wait for it.
Dorinda says, “But I’m still pissed off about it.” Dorinda feels that Lu’s statement was incredibly loaded.
Is Dorinda confusing the statement with herself? I mean, the statement wasn’t loaded, but Dorinda certainly was.
Dorinda says she is okay to make up with Lu, but after all that Dorinda has done for Lu, she feels Lu also owes her an apology. “A hand shake is only good if two hands are involved.” MisRed likes this statement, not sure it applies to this situation.
Look at all of this food. No wonder Bethenny’s colon is hostile.
Dorinda feels she is in a transition year and vows to go back to consistently seeing her therapist. Good. Maybe triple the number of visits per week and while you are at it, send MisRed that sweater, and we should see some real improvement.
Dorinda says she is in a good place with John. She doesn’t think the whole thing was about John. When did that shiny bastard come into it? Dorinda wants to make sure she and John are always in a growing space. Well, has she seen the way he eats? He’s growing alright. He’s ballooning up nicely.
Bethenny says that John isn’t going anywhere. Bethenny says she has vowed not to speak to Dennis for 90 days. ??? Maybe Dennis is in some kind of short term witness protection program? Bethenny says “Just because you love someone doesn’t mean that they are the right person for you.” This is true. Bethenny says she is okay with being alone- which we know is not true- but she doesn’t want to share her closet.
Granted, we don’t know Dennis that well, but he seems kind and easy going- maybe MisRed is wrong. But it doesn’t seem like Bethenny can make it work with ANYONE. Bethenny has, literally, fought with every single person on this show, some multiple times and over the course of many seasons.
Later, Sonja returns to townhouse to talks to Saint Kristi. Kristi informs Sonja that the prospective tenant really liked the house but has some concerns.
Kristi is like- yeah, she heard ringing coming from the toilet… Just kidding.
Yes, well at $32k/month, this would be a concern.
There is construction going on behind Sonja’s house and every potential tenant mentions this as an issue. The realtor thinks it will be beneficial to take a price reduction- from $32k / month, down into the $20ks. Sonja, of course, is indignant and doesn’t want to take less than $32k/ month. She says, “If they can’t afford it- they shouldn’t be looking.”
The only place Sonja should be looking is in the mirror.
Honey, if that was the rule of thumb, you would be living in a cardboard box. And Ramona would then collapse Sonja’s house and use to protect her new floors. She says, “I’m not going to lose money on the rent.”
Wait. My assumption is that Sonja OWNS that townhouse and there isn’t a mortgage, so how is she “losing” money?
In Sonja’s talking head she says, “When I was younger I wanted people to like me. Now I don’t give a sh*t who likes me. I want my price.” That explains her natural, non-ass-kissing-based friendship with Bethenny.
Sonja says to Kristi, “It’s just so hard. Do you know how long it took me to get here?”
Uh, supposedly JPAM proposed the first night he met her, so clearly not that long. Is MisRed the only one who doesn’t understand the plight of Sonja Morgan?
Sure, we can blend “Snake, Slut, Convict Red.”
Lu meets Bethenny at the Bite Lip Lab. It looks MUCH bigger on TV than it is in real life. Bethenny wants Lu to create a Countess Cabaret lipstick. Luann says, “Now that Carole is out of the way, Bethenny and I can reconnect.” Oh yeah, Carole has been the problem between the two of them. Because Bethenny hasn’t been calling Luann a slut and a snake for, like, 10 years now.
Lu and Bethenny discuss Dorinda. Lu says she has “no relationship with Dorinda based on what happened in Columbia. I’m so horrified by what she thinks of me.” Oh Lu, silly. We ALL think that about you… and worse. Lu wants Dorinda to take a look at herself and correct her behavior. Lu has been to rehab (twice) so suddenly EVERYONE needs to correct their behavior.
I don’t disagree that people should always self-assess and self-reflect, but the face that Lu is saying this is rich, especially as the only reason Lu went to rehab is because she went into the clink.
Lu informs us that she doesn’t hold grudges but it’s hard to forgive. Bethenny says she doesn’t think Dorinda thinks she needs to be forgiven. Lu asks about Carole- Bethenny says that Carole doesn’t want anything deep- she wants a light friendship with no responsibility- and Carole has Tinsley and Bethenny isn’t LIGHT.
Lu is like “Like her men, light, young and no responsibility.” Lu is just jealous because Carole had this younger guy, who SEEMED enamored with her. Personally, I think it was just an act to be on TV and frankly, Lu may have had her eye on Adam for herself.
Bethenny says she and Carole are like burnt marinara sauce. You can’t fix it.
Lu starts tearing apart Ramona’s house to Bethenny. She says that everything is white. Which it isn’t- only the kitchen looked all white to me. She compares her kitchen island to a headstone. She says it’s very cold and nobody would want to spend an evening there. She says, “Money can’t buy you class.” Lu says that Ramona is her inspiration (for the song Money Can’t Buy You Class).
Money can’t buy you manners, either.
Jesus, what did Ramona do to Luann? And not for nothing- Ramona MADE HER OWN MONEY. What did Lu ever do? She didn’t get to be a Countess working as a nurse. (I am not implying being a nurse is anything less than a completely noble profession and takes a very special type of person.) She and Sonja with their high-class ways act all hoity toity when they are just a couple of old sluts riding every street sausage in Manhattan. She has some nerve talking about Ramona like that. Is Ramona’s house MY taste? No. But you know what, if Ramona likes it, then who cares? Let her have her headstone island, it’s no skin off your back, Luann. Lu is just upset because it gives her flashbacks to her time in the Concrete Playpen. You know, when she was caught up in the system for those 4 hours. Class indeed, threatening a police officer.
Carole meets Dorinda for lunch. Carole has two copies of her novel- Widow’s Guide to Sex and Dating and she tells Dorinda a production company has optioned the novel. I think this is the second time it has been optioned- and honestly, the book wasn’t that great to begin with. I read it and can’t recall one single thing about it except the husband got killed by a falling sculpture on the street or something. And Carole is hosting a party for her article in Cosmo. Sounds like Cosmo is hosting a party and Carole is going to be there and is permitted to invite some people.
Dorinda asks if Carole saw Red Scarf again and Carole says that Bethenny texted him and asked if he was in Miami that weekend- whatever weekend it was. Bethenny told Dorinda it was “a mistake text.” Carole doesn’t believe it was a mistake text and doesn’t really understand Bethenny’s motives with Red Scarf.
Let me break it down for you Carole, I know you were a producer at ABC news, but hear MisRed out: Bethenny is jealous. She is jealous that Red Scarf wanted to have dinner with Carole and Carole went and they had a good time. Sure. Bethenny may not want Red Scarf, but she certainly doesn’t want Carole to have him.
Carole says that Bethenny reached out to her and said that she “hit a wall in Colombia.” And Carole responded – “I get it.” Had either of them truly wanted this friendship, that could have been a jumping-off point.
Are those eggs touching…
Dorinda says she went to see Bethenny’s new apartment. Carole says that after seeing Bethenny’s old apartment first and then the construction on her new apartment first, it really shows where their friendship is. Yeah, it’s in the shitter. And not Bethenny’s new, fancy shitter. But more like Sonja’s shitter that’s clogged up with Blackberries and Sonja’s crusty underwear.
Carole says she needed to create healthier boundaries with Bethenny. Carole thinks that Bethenny has created a story in her head of what happened in she and Carole’s relationship and she is sticking to it. We all do that, in fairness.
We go to the Cosmo party, Carole indicated the dress code was “Athletic Chic,” because it required a little more thought. Great Carole, thanks for making people put a “little more thought” into their dress for the evening.
Jeez, Carole got this swanky party for writing this one page article?
Carole’s Party-Worthy Article.
MisRed writes 20 of these a week on this website and she’s never gotten a Athleisureware Party. MISRED DEMANDS A PARTY!!! Or at least a casserole. Cosmo, Call MisRed.
Ramona shows up with her shorter haircut and it looks good- way better than that long straggly, ratty weave look.
Heather shows up to the party and Carole is so happy to see her. MisRed misses Heather a little. MisRed used to love it when Heather would go all gangsta. Carole says that Heather is a very supportive friend and of course, she is at the party.
Tinsley shows up with Scott, WT actual F is Tinsley’s look?
And then Adam shows up with some kind of sh*tty-ass trophy for Carole.
Here’s your trophy for sleeping with me…
Ugh, MisRed thinks Adam is gross. Carole says that she and Adam still care about one another and she doesn’t crash and burn relationships like other people. They have an awkward exchange about him making salads or something.
Scott tells Tinsley that Adam has been working on the trophy for four days. Wow. Four whole days.
Less gross somehow.
Scott looks less doughy to me but he needs to shave off that shaggy beard. Tinsley likes Carole and Adam together and hopes they can remain friends.
Carole and Heather talk about the Bethenny situation and Carole says that she had to reassess the friendship because it was A LOT of Bethenny and not a lot of Carole, so she wanted to balance that out. MisRed could see that, I’ve had unbalanced friendships in the past. Bethenny is a bull in the china shop of life.
Most d*cks don’t think they are d*cks.
Heather says, “People who are very self-absorbed sometimes don’t realize it.” Thanks Captain Obvious.
Dorinda shows up in a cat-suit and looks amazingly- super skinny. Tinsley says that the Colombian Cleanse is amazing. Good one.
After photo: Colombian Cleanse
Dorinda and Tinsley want Carole and Adam back together. Adam suggests to Carole that they have coffee sometime and catch up. Does he want to catch up or “catch up?” Have coffee or “have coffee.”
Uh… that’s not Kevin.
MisRed demands an explanation.
Bethenny and Sonja go to a denim manufacturing facility. Bethenny says she gives Sonja her SkinnyGirl jeans because Sonja’s ass is usually bare, so she’s doing her part to keep it covered up. Sonja says she had “Mr. Watch TV” over the previous evening. This name is code for a) I don’t want to be seen in public with you, and b) he doesn’t want to spend dinner $ on you. Why buy the cow, am I right?
In Sonja’s talking head- she claims she is not one to blab about her relationships, that’s why she always uses monikers, like Frenchie. Or Rocco. Or John Pierpont Adams Morgan. Sure Sonja. The real truth is, these guys won’t tell her their real names.
Bethenny walks into the Denim Factory and says to the receptionist “Are we dropping acid today?” The girl is just like, Huh?
We meet some guy in a fur vest- he is billed as “Bill- the Denim Designer.” Sonja is INSTANTLY doing her signature “Sonja Mating Moves.” Staring at his crotch, bouncing up and down, shifting from one foot to the other, shrugging, trying to put his penis in her butt.
Observe the horny legacy in the wild…
Sonja claims she doesn’t like his outfit, but you know she would hop on that meat if he gave the slightest indication he was into it. And now we know where all of the neighborhood cats went… straight onto Bill’s vest.
They BS about jeans and tour the place, they learn about sanding the dick area of jeans for men. Great. Who cares? Next.
Dorinda, in the rain, heads over to Madame Paulette’s- John’s dry-cleaning biz. There, they refer to Dorinda as John’s wife. We learn that if dresses are left at the dry cleaner too long, Dorinda gets them. We also learn, Dorinda can’t pronounce “couture” properly. John has ordered in lunch for them.
John thinks we believe he eats salad.
John shares that he’s going on Rachel Ray the following week and he’s planning on giving everyone in the audience a Madame Paulette Hat, a stain kit and a gift card. Dorinda says it’s too much and he only should do the hat and the kit. Dorinda says John has grown a lot in 6 years and he really wants to be the best person he can be FOR HER. Dorinda says that she brings out the best in men. They have been together for 6 years- that’s how long she was married to Richard. She says that John makes her happy- not everything he does makes her happy but she’s not perfect either.
Sweet scene but accomplishes nothing, except we learn that John has wasted money on Madame Paulette’s hats. Oh, and it plants the seed that John isn’t invited to Lu’s Cabaret or after party.
We cut over to Ramona’s skin care line party. Her line is called “Ageless.”
Ramona says that white roses are her signature. Funny, I thought Ramona’s signature was Pinot Grigio and obliviousness.
Dorinda and Carole arrive, the last time they were at Megu, she and Bethenny had a fight. Dorinda thinks that Ramona looks fabulous and nobody better to do a skincare line than Ramona, at age 61. If only one of her launches would be successful, that would be nice too.
When is there going to be a bust on the monkey fur smuggling ring that caters exclusively to the Real Housewives?
Lu shows up in purple monkey fur.
Then Tinsley shows up. Tinsley jokes she’s going to set up a travel company “Vacations so exciting you will, literally, shit your pants.”
Sonja shows up with her shoe collection in a paper bag slung over her shoulder. She has shoes for Lu- BIG shoes, men’s size 13. Sonja says that she and Ramona have the same demographic. LOL. Sonja goes to give Ramona her pair of shoes and Ramona is like- this is supposed to be about ME tonight. She doesn’t love that Sonja is pimping shoes at HER launch party.
It’s about ME not YOU, Sonja.
Sonja interviews, “There is no way I was bringing Carole and Dorinda shoes after what they put her through. I was so upset with them. They should just be happy for me that I put out a shoe line.”
Wait, what did they do? Oh right, Dorinda questioned her use of the Morgan Family Crest and Carole said it was “kind of pretentious.” OFF WITH THEIR HEADS.
Ramona tells Sonja that they are all “in a really great place.” Bahahahaha Ramona is on her own planet. She says she thinks that Bethenny isn’t in a great place, she’s either angry or crying. Well that’s where Bethenny lives, in those two places.
Impossible. Bethenny doesn’t do sad.
Sonja says that she doesn’t see ANGER with Bethenny- just sadness. Have another Quaalude Sonja, just don’t take too many or else your lips will become disengaged from Bethenny’s asshole and you will fall off her coat tails.
Ramona says that she thinks Bethenny is a bully and that she doesn’t support other women. If she did, she would have come to Ramona’s party or RSVP’d that she couldn’t come but wishes her luck.
Hate to say it but Ramona is right- Bethenny is RUDE. She has 75 people on staff and no one RSVP’s to invitations? It’s rude and obnoxious. And it’s not the first we’ve heard of Bethenny NOT RSVP’ing. Frankly, why does Ramona even invite her- Bethenny didn’t invite her to the SkinnyGirl Jeans party. Well, Ramona is probably hoping to get on Bethenny’s insta.
Carole asks Lu how her Cabaret rehearsal is going? Apparently, they landed a beat-boxer from Hamilton.
We see a rehearsal for Lu’s cabaret. Oh dear. The beat-boxer is the best part.
Sonja ready to launch herself onto a piece of, seemingly, available meat.
Sonja is more focused on trying to get him to beat her box than in what she is supposed to be doing in the show. Sonja is going to ruin the show, I think that’s pretty obvious.
Lu needs a whip and a chair to tame Sonja.
Dorinda apologizes again to Lu. Lu really wants Dorinda to address her drinking problem. Lu says she feels bad for people who can’t “cop” to their bad behavior.
Yeah, well, the only reason Lu “copped” to her behavior is because she got arrested and that shit was on tape. Lu has been acting badly for years. Cheating on Jacque with The Pirate, Boning the married guy in the “Don’t be all uncool” episode, marrying Sonja’s FWB, not teaching Ictoria proper hygiene, calling Carole a pedophile, not seeing flowers in Ramona’s house, not setting up a trust for her kids.
Dorinda STILL wants an apology from Lu. She thinks Lu lacks self-awareness.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. UH, all you bitches lack self-awareness, that’s why you are ON this show.
Dorinda thinks maybe their friendship isn’t as important to Lu as it is to Dorinda.
Next time, we get to see #CountessAndFriends. John isn’t invited to the performance, but Scott is. Dorinda is pissed. Dorinda is stealing MisRed’s look.
Who is wearing it better?
Ramona confronts Bethenny about her not RSVP’ing to the party. Dorinda and Lu have it out AGAIN. Sonja’s dress mysteriously falls off during Lu’s show.
Whoops. Completely an accident.
It might be because she unties it, but MisRed can’t be completely sure.
So this season is winding down. Are you ready for #CountessAndFriends? What do you think of Ramona’s house? What about Bethenny’s? Do you think Sonja will ever rent her house? So may questions, so little time remaining in this season. As always MisRed loves your comments. xoxo
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