Can you believe it girls, we might drown today!?
Hit it boys…Come Sail Away, Come Sail Away, Come Drown in the Sea with me… or rather Ramona, who (spoiler alert) can’t swim…
Colombia really has had it all, Ramona in a wheel chair, Bethenny nearly dying from fish, Tinsley being smart, Carole being smug, Sonja eating an empanada, funeral flowers, Cartier, Ramona stuck in an elevator, Ramona unpacking herself, Sonja the informant, Bethenny meltdown, Countess Take-down, Carole smoking, Ridiculous earrings, Camel Toe, Electric Balloons, PAELLA.
Divorced, Ex-Countess, Felony
How about last week? The only thing missing was dueling banjos behind the two fights at dinner. Oh, and them dying on a boat. MisRed would appreciate if they could have a fight in 3-part harmony or fight in round on this episode.
This is the worst vacation EVER…until the next one.
We open with the obligatory rehash of last week’s fighting. Bethenny telling Carole that she (Carole) is too cool for Bethenny, and Carole sums it up with – “Maybe you just don’t like me very much.”
Oh good, it’s the next morning. Sonja enters from stage right center and Bethenny from downstage left. Sonja shares the simple greeting of “Hola,” to which the resident RAY OF SUNSHINE- replies “I will tell you this, I’ve never felt less relaxed. I feel like I’ve been assaulted.”
I’m so stressed I borrowed one of Ramona’s macrame bathing suits.
And Good Morning to YOU too, Bethenny.
Sonja asks if her talk with Carole was good or bad? Bethenny thinks it was a good talk even though they didn’t resolve their issues.
Ramona enters… oh honey… no, go back, put on something flattering.
Sonja goes to rehash the Bethenny/Carole portion of the fight club but Ramona really thinks the stronger fight was Dorinda/Luann. Ramona thought it had more passion.
Carole arrives to the table and Bethenny immediately sneezes and Carole asks if Bethenny has allergies? Yes, Bethenny is now allergic to you, Carol.
Luann joins and Ramona’s memory kicks in- she says she remembers the highs and lows of the previous evening.
Hmmm, I wonder why the delayed reaction. Maybe when the Alien that has invaded Ramona’s body (at times this season- making her seem almost human) is done for the night, he does a temporary memory erase on Ramona’s brain?
Luann is like- can we just get to the Island? Yes, Lu, Thurston Howell III demanded the same thing.
Their boat trip for the day, Ramona predicts will be NOT GREAT, and it’s an hour and a half ride.
Ramonac strikes again.
Lu feels like she has been “sucker punched” and wonders if Dorinda even remembers her vicious attack on The Countess?
Tinsley arrives looking appropriate for a day at the beach. Full smoky eye and in an outfit that looks like she could be plucked out of this scene and dropped into her wedding night with a faceless, nameless man who will fertilize her eggs.
Lu and Carole talk a little- Lu thinks that Dorinda thinks she was judging her and/or she has a problem with Dorinda’s drinking. Carole tries to explain Dorinda’s side, that Dorinda doesn’t want to receive a lecture.
You can’t always get what you want.
Lu asks the table if they remember what Dorinda said to her? Carole is like- As a Princess, I recall she said that you used to be a Countess?
Flash to the night before when Dorinda slurring “Anexcountess,gotmarrriedanddoesssn’thavehercountessssshipppppppanymore.”
Lu thinks that everyone always reverts to “the Countess thing!” Just a hunch, it could be because you’ve shoved it down our throats for the past 10 years? Lu claims that it’s now her HASHTAG. And then takes the opportunity to plug her cabaret show #countessandfriends. Boy, she really got MisRed with that one… MisRed feels, officially, messed with. Then Lu puts on that old broken record “Let’s talk to Queen Latifah and let’s talk to Lady Gaga.” We know, we know Lu- we don’t need to talk to them. We did. They said they already know you are full of sh*t. How about #getsomenewmaterial.
Lu says that all of the girls can just call her “Lu.” Dorinda has entered by this time and Lu, graciously, tells Dorinda, off-handedly- that she can call her Lu as well.
Dorinda is like- IS THAT SO?!?! HOW ABOUT I JUST CALL YOU BITCH?!?!!?
Seriously, Dorinda, drolly, says, “I’m honored. I’m honored.” Lu is like- you should be after the way you behaved last night. Ok, Lu is out of her corner swinging. Dorinda is right there with her, “After everything I’ve done for you, I’m honored. I’ve been a good friend to you.” Which was delivered with a finger-point…
Lu tells her to not point her finger at her and Dorinda is like – Eh, I’ll do whatever I want. Lu is like, “yeah obviously. I saw that last night.”
These two haven’t even had coffee yet.
Sonja, the armchair psychiatrist’s booty call, interviews that she believes something deeper is going on here. Luann is rebuilding herself, and Dorinda is spiraling. Thanks Sonja, now go suck a fat D.
Lu and Dorinda bicker- Dorinda thinks she’s been a good friend to Lu and doesn’t like her judgement. And Lu thinks that Dorinda is off the rails. Dorinda maintains that Lu started lecturing her and Lu denies it. Dorinda just goes on and on about how much she’s done for Lu. Lu thinks that Dorinda just can’t remember what was said. Dorinda tells Lu not to call her when she is in need and not to expect her to be on Lu’s side.
Then Bethenny has to stick her big bobble head into the situation- and Dorinda shuts her down telling her that Bethenny should stay out of it, just as Bethenny has asked Dorinda to stay out of her stuff.
None of your business, betch.
Bethenny is like- I’m trying to stop you from saying something you are going to regret. Well, that ship has sailed. Well, not really but will in a few hours. See what MisRed did there?
Dorinda maintains that she had planned to make up with Lu this morning, but if Lu is going to treat her like sh*t, uh, I guess she’s going to act like a piece of sh*t. MisRed is paraphrasing.
Ramona explains that they are like “two little Roosters fighting it out.” Ramona, it’s called a cock fight. I love how Ramona couldn’t get a metaphor correct if someone had a gun to her head. “Walk to the side and work this out and don’t put on a crazy show for us because I’m sick of this sh*t. Such bullsh*t.” You know when Ramona is calling you out on INSANE behavior, it’s time to self-analysis.
I told you it’s not your business, betch.
Bethenny tries to jump in again saying that Lu just got out of rehab… and Dorinda is like STAY OUT OF IT. Carole seconds the motion, saying it isn’t Bethenny’s fight. And “you are in everyone’s business.”
Bethenny, using the old I’m rubber you’re glue defense, “Now YOU are in everyone’s business!”
They continue to bicker, and Ramona is like ENOUGH!!! Sonja reasons that they are getting on a boat and they can’t fight like this. Dorinda is like- I’m over this, I’m walking away. She then interviews that she has been holding back and could be A LOT meaner. Oh Jesus.
Oh, the Alien is awake. Ramona tells Lu that Dorinda feels like Lu is judging her and telling her how she should be acting or not acting, and Dorinda doesn’t really want that from Luann. Lu maintains the Dorinda has a “mug on her face” and it was angry, and Lu was trying to help her from turning to the dark side.
Bethenny pipes up AGAIN- that she understands MORE than Lu can know. Carole rolls her eyes, so Bethenny turns the crosshairs to her saying “You are not alone in the people that don’t like me, and I can see you just don’t care for me and don’t want to be friends and I accept it.”
Let’s swing this sh*t show right back the Bethenny, the perpetual victim.
Carole is like- Listen, you made it clear that you aren’t into me, that I’ve changed. And I haven’t changed. But I just don’t have 24/7 to respond to your texts. Bethenny goes right back acting like Carole is nuts and she’s not texting 24/7 and that she (Bethenny) doesn’t have a life, doesn’t have a daughter, doesn’t have a business, doesn’t have charities, doesn’t have an ex-husband to destroy, doesn’t have a boyfriend to drive away, etc. And all she does is text Carole all day.
Let’s fight about texting.
Carole is like- No, but when you want to talk, when you want to text, you want a response right away and if I don’t respond right away…
MisRed could total see Bethenny being like that, can’t you? When she wants your attention, she wants it immediately, if not sooner.
Lu gets up and goes to get herself together for the boat trip. Carole suggests they cancel the boat trip. Ramona and Sonja are like NO!!!!! Carole says she is going to take a breath and gets up from the table.
Sonja the Psychic
Tinsley is bummed out that nobody seems to be having a good time. She really wanted for the girls to enjoy Cartagena the way she does, but it doesn’t seem to be happening.
The moment Carole is gone, Bethenny launches into her victim impact statement regarding Carole. How she loves her and wants her to be happy, but Carole isn’t into her anymore and she’s never had this level of friendship disintegrate before.
Um…Jill Zarin… Jason…
Carole is the first one…
Tinsley says that it’s really gone too far and that they need to “shake it out.”
Bethenny isn’t even hearing Tinsley and just continues… blah, blah, blah. There’s no remorse, she invented an alibi, there was DNA, there’s a receipt from Home Depot for zip ties and cleaning products, Carole was on the lamb and led the police on a high-speed chase, she crashed a car and there was a foot chase, Carole hid under a kiddie pool…
Downstairs Dorinda tells Carole that she’s going to stay behind from the boat trip and just go into town. Carole suggests she attempt to talk to Luann alone and in a quiet voice. Bahahahaha.
Yes, Dorinda- use your INSIDE voice.
Dorinda and Lu meet up outside Lu’s room. Lu reaches for Dorinda and hugs her.
Is this a hug or some kind of wrestling hold?
Lu says that Dorinda has so much anger. Dorinda says that she wasn’t angry but that she felt Lu was judging her. Dorinda says they should both apologize to each other. Dorinda interviews that they both had a hand in the fight and they should both apologize.
Eh, not sure I agree. MisRed is not normally on Lu’s side in things, but it’s like Lu stepped on a land mine. She was just being Lu and not even being TOO Lu. #tooluforyou But then again, Dorinda was just being Dorinda. Bahahaah, whatever way you slice it, MisRed is HERE FOR IT.
Lu is like- You went ape sh*t on me. Lolol MisRed loves when Lu acts like us common-folk.
Dorinda is not really believing it. Lu says she is sorry if Dorinda felt judged but Lu was not judging Dorinda. But they continue to argue. Dorinda says that “It won’t happen again, we can’t let one moment wipe away 10-12 years of friendship.” Well, it will happen again as this is a pattern with Dorinda. Lu decides to put this aside because she doesn’t want it to ruin the trip. They hug and Dorinda says, “Maybe I should go away with you for 21 days.”
28 Dorinda. 28. Maybe Dorinda is thinking of some type of accelerated program- like a drive-thru rehab.
Back to Bethenny and her diatribe. She continues yammering about all of Carole’s faults and crimes. Carole comes back to the table and sits down.
Bethenny is so caught up in her own narcissistic bullsh*t she doesn’t even notice that Carole has rejoined them. She just continues talking. Both Sonja and Ramona interview -Uh, Bethenny, Carole has come back and she’s hearing every word.
Bethenny continues that she doesn’t think Carole needs to jump on every single thing about her… No, Bethenny, that’s your job. But Bethenny keeps going.
I can hear you.
Finally, Carole is like “Bethenny I’m here.” Bethenny snaps out of her trance. Carole tells Bethenny that she, too, is upset over the deterioration of their friendship but she just doesn’t handle it the same way. In her talking head she says that Bethenny is like a 12-year-old. She doesn’t want to take any responsibility, she just wants to be the victim. Word.
Carole and Bethenny go around in circles again, resolving nothing. Bethenny interviews that she doesn’t think most friendships should be this much work.
Can we take a poll of Bethenny’s friends? The ones that actually still speak and interact with her on a regular basis and ask how much work, on a scale from 1-10, Bethenny is? MisRed is guessing we can’t measure it with existing technology. But also, if Bethenny is so fed up with Carole- just be done with it. Quit torturing us with this circular arguing. It’s exhausting to watch.
The girls leave for the boat. We learn that Bethenny hasn’t pooped all week- Dorinda asks if she has Crohn’s? Bethenny reveals that she has a “very long and torturous colon.” MisRed is stunned by this information. Her long, torturous colon matches her personality.
Cheers to possible death!
The girls get to the boat and it’s lovely and they are all excited. Carole sits down next to Bethenny and they hug again. They toast to a great day. LOL
They drink and party on the boat for the 90 minutes it takes to get to the island. Sonja is drunk already and flashing the girls. Lu looks fab in her bikini.
Nobody declares themselves to be “King of the World” so we thank them for small favors….
Hit it boys…And I know that my heart will go onnnnnnn…
They arrive at Kalua Private Island and disembark- they are very impressed with the island. Everyone is served a coconut to drink but Sonja takes two because she’s a vegan Legacy.
A hoarder in every respect.
Everyone, save Lu, has a few cocktails. Carole, Tinsley and Lu find a dead crab on the dock. Maybe it fell out of Sonja’s bikini bottom? They decide to prank Ramona with it. They lure her into a hammock with Lu and then drop it down her swim suit. Ramona, as predicted, flips out.
And you thought Sonja was the only one with crabs!!!
The girls swim and Sonja flashes them, both top and bottom. They girls make fun of Sonja for leaving the price tag on her suit. She explains that she does it in case she decides she doesn’t like the item, she can bring it to a consignment shop and she gets a better deal if the tags are on.
What it takes to be a Legacy.
The next day in Cartagena…
You know what this means, don’t you? If you have ever bought an item at a NYC consignment shop, there is a chance it was worn, peed-on and probably f*cked-in by Sonja Morgan, Legacy. So, a) cue the vomit b) sniff your pits and c) go get checked for a full-panel STD detection test because, chances are, you’ve contracted something.
Tinsley gets her hair wet. Call the press.
For some reason Dorinda doesn’t get in the water, she merely sits on the dock. Maybe they can throw her down Ramona’s suit later.
Bethenny interviews that Dorinda seems down and Bethenny knows what that feels like. Of course she does. Bethenny knows everything. Bethenny thinks that Dorinda knows she did something wrong but may not completely remember the interaction.
Bethenny gets out of the water to check on Dorinda and Dorinda responds- nicely, and brightly- that she doesn’t need to worry about her, nobody does. Bethenny says that Dorinda is having a bad day and that Bethenny has had two bad days, so she wins. Dorinda says that it is not even that she is having a bad day, she just thought that the morning would go differently- that things would be lighthearted, but it didn’t go that way, so she got defensive again. But she says that she doesn’t need anyone to make it right on her behalf – and it’s not her goal in life to go around hurting people’s feelings. She feels badly that she hurt Luann, or at least she says she does. She is legit crying. She says that Lu is like her family and she would do anything for her.
Then she says something interesting, she says “I put her in an unsafe place and I want to be someone’s safe place all the time.” Bethenny gives her a hug and says that she needs to give herself a break as she has been through a lot herself. She encourages Dorinda to apologize to Lu and to give her a hug. Dorinda goes off to execute the plan.
Something occurred to MisRed a few episodes ago- with this cycle that Dorinda is on. Drunkenness and anger and spewing and regret. I think everyone agrees that Dorinda has a problem with alcohol and that it makes her angry and when she is in this drunken rage, she spews out insults that, while may be rooted in truth, are very hurtful. The regret, I think, comes from being Catholic. It’s the old Catholic guilt. Ask MisRed how she knows, she’s a regular Bethenny. As a fellow Sag and a fellow Catholic, MisRed has guilt about a lot of things and it intensifies when I have flipped my sh*t and have said something to someone that I, ultimately, regret. Sometimes the stuff I say has been the complete truth and a long-time coming, but ultimately, I will beat myself up about it later. I don’t normally have apologies to make but I will go over and over something in my head, rewording, to the point of exhaustion, wondering how it could have been different and it all stems from the Catholic Guilt. Just a theory. Gotta go say the rosary for judging Dorinda, back in 20 min.
Also…do we even really know Dorinda at this point? The mask is slipping and what’s underneath is not pretty. Dorinda, in my opinon, hasn’t recovered from the death of her husband. She just kept it moving, hooked up with a the shiny dry-cleaner and has put on an act. She keeps acting upbeat and fine and like everyone’s friend but there are things eating at her and she hasn’t fully addressed the situation.
Sonja is drunk and dancing around in her suit- although it looks like she lost her price tag. She, inexplicably, starts doing The Charleston.
Lu has made a costume change- she is now in a black bikini. Dorinda and she sit down on a chaise.
But I’m in such a good place…
Dorinda says simply “I’m sorry I hurt you.” Lu forgives her but says that it hurt her- and it feels like it did when she got out of jail.
What? Like she swallowed a mustard packet?
Lu interviews that she wants Dorinda to take a look at herself and her behavior. Dorinda says she doesn’t know why she acted that way because she has really been in a good place.
She has? Were the cameras there? Lu says that she was in a good place too until Palm Beach and then it all came crashing down.
Wait, is there some drug MisREd doesn’t know about called “In a good place?”
In Dorinda’s talking head she says that Lu is on a post-rehab cloud and she now feels enlightened, but she should keep it to herself and worry about herself.
As pretentious and all-knowing as Lu is, I don’t feel she has been any more unbearable than usual. If anything, she has been humbled and LESS judgy, but what does MisRed know? She’s drunk half the time.
Hit it boys…Sitting on the dock of the bay…
Then they look over at Sonja, who is wasted and, Vogue-ing, apparently.
Come on, Vogue
The girls await lunch and prepare for their upcoming deaths.
Carole and Bethenny sit alone at the table in silence. Carole interviews that Bethenny has actually run out of words.
The 8th Sign- Bethenny Stops Talking
The other girls join the lunch table and Carole has a scarf on her head- a red scarf, you know, to trigger Bethenny- with a hat on top of it. Tinsley says she saw that look in a fashion campaign and is obsessed with it. Carole credits her mother-in-law, Lee Radziwill.
Tinsley yammers on about Carole and her great fashion sense and how she really does shop well.
Now taking volunteers…
Bethenny sits there muttering “Are you kidding me? Oh, my God, shoot me. Somebody shoot me. I can’t talk about shopping anymore, I’m begging.”
Tinsley says to Bethenny- you shop more than all of us. Bethenny says “I wasn’t talking to you!” Jesus. Any word Tinsley utters is, completely, intolerable to Bethenny. Amazing how casual acquaintance can turn to jealousy can turn to hatred so quickly.
Carole interviews that nobody shops more than Bethenny and nobody is more concerned about clothes than Bethenny and we get the flashback to Bethenny buying everything in every store they went into. She finishes with “Nobody is more obsessed with her clothing and the rest of our clothing than Bethenny Frankel.”
Ramona, the peacemaker, says “We all love clothes. Look at us. We are all fashionistas here at this table.” Bahahaha. Has Ramona seen some of her get-ups? Sure, Ramona looks great a lot of the time, but she’s been known to have a macramé outfit with some stripper heels in her bag a time or two.
The girls lounge around chatting. Ramona is rocking Tinsley and Dorinda in the hammock. Let’s hope they don’t catch Ramona’s crabs.
The Hand That Rocks The Hammock.
And Ramona asks Tinsley if she actually wants to have a career of if she’s content just being a wife. Tinsley explains that in the past she had designed some clothes and wrote a book and went to Columbia University… Ramona is like- “Well I’m talking about NOW- not what you did in the past- NOW.” Tinsley is like – Eh I just don’t want to work that hard. She just wants to be a wife. Ramona thinks that sounds shallow and empty. Then Ramona spills red wine all over Tinsley.
Lu and Sonja practice Cabaret, they sing “Money Can’t Buy You Class. Lu asks all of the girls if they can beatbox. Carole is concerned for Lu because this act has some “kinks.”
Money can’t buy you talent either.
That’s putting it mildly, Carole.
Margarita comes in and says that it’s time to get back on the boat because the water is getting choppy. We learn that the water tends to get choppy around 3 PM. Ramona, the maven, says that the water doesn’t look any rougher than before. As they board the boat, Lu is looking for her cell phone, but the producer forces her onto the boat because the Coast Guard has ordered them off the island due to the rough seas.
And they were never seen again…
On the boat, it is VERY windy, and the water is rough. It is difficult for them to move around the boat due to the rough seas. Inside, Sonja, who is sitting with Ramona and Tinsley is upset about the weather and starts yelling at Tinsley.
I am peeing.
Tinsley, who freaks out at everything, is surprisingly relaxed and is like- it’s been this way every time I’ve been here and it’s normal.
Sonja, who suddenly knows everything about everything, wants to know why Tinsley would bring them on a boat like this???? And this isn’t normal. Ramona is trying to calm everyone down. Sonja is like- I have a kid back home! Yes, a kid that is off at boarding school, about to go to college, basically raising herself. Sonja pees on Ramona’s cover up and interviews that she’s NEVER been on a boat that felt like this. What? The yacht in San Tropez never gets rockin?
The bumper sticker on the back of Sonja’s Yacht in San Tropez.
Hit it boys…ROCK THE BOAT, don’t rock the boat baby, ROCK THE BOAT…
John joins Lu onstage…
Tinsley says the greatest line of the season “Stop peeing and shut up!!”
Ramona tells Sonja to calm down. Out on the back of the boat, the rest of the girls, are sitting- braving the wind and the spray. Lu is seasick, as is Carole.
Faces of Death
Cut to Carole vomiting in a bowl. Ramona, the maven, informs us she can’t swim. Tinsley compares her dog to Avery, furniture is sliding around. Dorinda asks about life jackets as they are taking on water. Then a siren starts which sounds exactly like Ramona, lol. Luann smells smoke. Everyone is screaming, except Tinsley.
Filming stops for safety reasons.
Flash forward 17 hours, the table is set for breakfast and everyone is packing. We get recaps from everyone:
Bethenny: When we left that island, we got on the boat from hell.
Lu: We thought we were going to die at sea. It was so bad that even the cameras had to go down. The cameras when down, and then Sonja went down on the camera man. (MisRed may have embellished.)
Sonja: And these guys are panicked. I don’t know if they called for help.
And Geraldine Parsons-Smith threw a deck chair at my face.
Ramona: <wildly gesticulating> Flying, things are flying all over the boat.
Bethenny: And then, all of a sudden, we’re smelling smoke.
-grrrr grrrr grrr-
Carole: And you hear… grinding. And the boat is not going forward.
Lu: And I’m just holding myself on the ground, praying that the boat is not going to capsize.
Bethenny: We quickly learned that the anchor has deployed.
GOD DAMN IT! WHO DROPPED THAT ANCHOR?!?!?!
Lu: The boat was trying to reel it in, and that was causing the smell.
Dorinda: I definitely started thinking about where are the lifejackets?
Ramona: I don’t know how to swim.
Carole: And all I could do was focus on my puking.
Lu: So, we’ve got the captain who runs through the cabin with two swords, like, a la Pirates of the Caribbean.
And he was swinging around his big sword.
He runs up to the top of the boat and he cuts off the anchor. Then I rode him like a Sea-Doo and later he buttf*cked Sonja!”
Sharing is caring.
Ramona: We don’t know what’s going on.
They finish with they all would have been killed.
Man! We never get lucky. NEVER.
Sonja anxious to get back to her Colombian boyfriend.
Tinsley and Sonja sit down for breakfast. Tinsley says that she was the only one who wasn’t really traumatized by what happened on the boat. Well of course not, she was raised by Dale- which was probably a daily experiment in terror. She says she is not discounting the others’ feelings. Carole does her – I’ve been to the most dangerous places in the world- and it was nothing compared to that boat- spiel.
We flashback to the night before where everyone, apparently, lost their minds after nearly dying- dancing around to drums and stuff. Everyone except Dorinda, who went right to bed.
The girls have diarrhea- but not Tinsley and Bethenny. Tinsley reasons that she is pretty picky with food so fortunately she didn’t get sick. Bethenny’s excuse is that her long, torturous colon has her wound tighter than a top. Then it comes out Ramona was stealing everyone’s toilet paper.
Lu then runs to the toilet directly off the breakfast area, has the trots, and then leaves the door wide open when she exits.
Poop, Cest la vie
Tinsley says that this trip was not what she had hoped, and she is ready to go home. Everyone is. Dorinda says that this trip was a Sh*t Show- literally, figuratively and emotionally. Ramona commandeers a butler to take her luggage and Sonja points out a skid mark on the floor and attributes it to Ramona.
I do not support other skid marks, I’m sooorrrrrry. I’m sorry.
Ramona denies it.
They all leave, and Luann says, “I left them the ultimate gift.” Ramona says- in the toilet? Lu says “No, on the bed.” Cut to the staff scrubbing the mattresses.
Class with the Countess indeed.
Captain Lee sums up the Colombian Captain’s sentiments
Next time- Tinsley cries.
Dorinda wears this beautiful sweater and is still upset that Lu was judging her and Lu is still upset at Dorinda.
Adam resurfaces. Ew.
And Ramona has a party for the launch of her skincare line and looks like Sonja tries to steal the limelight by showing off her shoe “collection.”
Colombia really has had it all, Ramona in a wheel chair, Bethenny nearly dying from fish, Tinsley being smart, Carole being smug, Sonja eating an empanada, funeral flowers, Cartier, Ramona stuck in an elevator, Ramona unpacking herself, Sonja the informant, Bethenny meltdown, Countess Take-down, Carole smoking, Ridiculous earrings, Camel Toe, Electric Balloons, Diarrhea PAELLA, Ramona has crabs, Sonja Flashing, Puking, Dragging Anchors, Sh*t stained mattresses.
So, the episode we’ve been waiting for is now over. What did y’all think? Are you happy with the episode or were you disappointed? As always, MisRed loves your comments.
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