Do you think the third time is the charm? Like, maybe, the third episode would give us something on to which we can grasp? We saw a glimmer of hope at the end of the episode. If you will recall, Kelly received word Vicki had set Kelly’s ex on a date. When she confronted Vicki about it- which was unplanned, by the way, Vicki was just stopping by to see Kelly’s Temple built to A.D.D. (Seriously, have you seen more shiny objects in one room?), Kelly asked her to ‘splain.
It was so heartwarming when Vicki fell to her knees, and, tearfully, begged Kelly to forgive her. Vicki took full responsibility and said she would never EVER hurt Kelly again… and then her battery died.
Oh wait… MisRed watching the wrong show. Sorry. MisRed was watching a 90210 / Small Wonder cross-over episode.
Not these two…
It was a very special episode. Yeah, it was the one where Kelly got shot and attacked and amnesia and endometriosis and was almost sexually assaulted at a Halloween Party and caught in a fire and was then on the cover of Seventeen Magazine and then had to choose between Dylan and Brandon and then forgot Steve’s birthday and got addicted to cocaine and joined a cult and helped Steve find his birth mom and delivered Andrea’s baby and wore the same dress as Brenda to the Spring Fling and watched Dylan’s Dad fake his own death, and opened a store and a PR company and got engaged to Brandon and took Donna’s virginity, and Vicki exploded everyone with her Laser Cat eyes. It was a VERY long episode. Dramatic too.
But alas… we are not talking about THAT Kelly and THAT Vicki… we are in the OC, so, you know, woohoo.
It’s a finger-point battle
Kelly is upset by the fact that Vicki did not tell her about her role in Psycho Mike’s new relationship AND not revealing to her that Vicki and Steve the Crooked Cop have socialized with Pyscho Mike and new Kelly- SEVERAL TIMES. Vicki is- as always- absolving herself of all responsibility, holding up her hands saying- Not it. It’s not me.
Vicki is a Dick. Which is an insult to Dicks. But it’s true. She is a gaping, inflamed, hemorrhoid-encrusted a**hole. Which is an insult to gaping, inflamed, hemorrhoid-encrusted a**holes around the globe.
What else? We met the new, boring housewives, Gina and Emily, and their rambunctious, unruly off-spring. Shannon went to Mexico with Tampons and Distilled Water. Shannon learned that David.David!David? has a new girlfriend – and she doesn’t even KNOW about the matching tattoos yet AND Vicki twisted the Bible, using it to apologize to Eddie. Oh! Vicki doesn’t like fish skin and Eddie needs more surgery.
Rut Roh. MisRed tried to watch this episode three times and kept falling asleep. That doesn’t bode well. In fairness it was 3am, but it’s a troubling sign. Let’s try again.
We open repeating the scene of Kelly telling Vicki that she is not her friend and Vicki banging her head on a light fixture.
On her way home, Vicki calls Psycho Mike, leaving him the message that she just got “blasted” by Kelly. <coughcoughyoudeserveditcoughcoubhandworsecoughcough>
Kelly immediately gets on the horn to Tamra, tells her that Vicki has been on multiple double-dates with Psycho Mike and she would like to snack the “holy sh*t” out of Vicki and Vicki is disloyal.
Kelly has seen the real Vicki
Firstly, there is nothing “holy” about Vicki. Except maybe her face after her umpteenth plastic surgery- and even that has an “e.” Holey.
Secondly, Tamra and Shannon warned Kelly about Vicki’s skewed sense of what is and is not appropriate when it relates to friendship. And family. And business. And airport transportation. And casseroles. And, you know, everything else.
Tamra says that Vicki broke “Girl Code.” Does anyone have a copy of this code? I’d like to have Eddie enter it into the annals. What’s an extra “n” between friends? Oh wait, I guess it’s unwritten. LOL Kelly- correctly- compares it to Tamara having dinner with David Beador and his new girlfriend. Which Tamra saw she would never do. Kelly tells Tamra that it was then that Vicki started yelling at her- then does best imitation I’ve ever heard of Vicki. Well done.
In Tamra’s talking head, she says that Vicki KNEW she was doing something wrong which is WHY she didn’t tell Kelly. Of course, she did. Preach it.
Tamra goes to pick up Vicki to leave for Mexico. Vick comes out of the house wearing a giant sombrero.
This is Vicki’s classy sombrero
Sadly, it’s a “muted” Sombrero. MisRed has a theory. The colors are very neutral, so you KNOW Vicki has this sh*t displayed in some room, in a manner in which she considers to be “tasteful.” If MisRed was going to haul a sombrero back from Mexico (she never would, to be clear), it would be the biggest, tackiest, most f*cked-up sombrero TSA has ever seen. Otherwise, what’s the point? So, Vicki LOVES this sombrero and probably has it hanging on the wall or displayed on a table filled with decorative balls made of twigs that she got, on sale, at the Hobby Lobby.
Vicki thinks that Mexico is a GREAT way for she, Tamra and Shannon to move on. I think Vicki has a place in Puerto Vallarta, unless Donn got it in the divorce, but, eh, I would think it’s boring to go back to the same place over and over again. But then again, all these skanks do is drink so- it’s not like they go to try to soak up the culture or learn anything.
In the car on the way to the airport, Tamra confronts Vicki about the Kelly situation. Vicki is like- I knew she would call you. Vicki claims that she doesn’t know what is the right thing to do.
Hang on, it is Vicki. I have gravel in my driveway with higher level IQ than Vicki.
Here’s a tip Vicki- whatever is your FIRST INSTINCT, do the OPPOSITE.
Tamra says she doesn’t thinks the issue is that Michael is dating, but more so that Vicki didn’t tell Kelly that she had a hand in setting Psycho Mike up with his new lady friend. Oh and they socialize too. Vicki claims she was ASKED not to tell Kelly.
Ok, not sure I believe that, but also, here is when you say to Psycho Mike- I don’t feel comfortable keeping this from Kelly as she is one of my good friends. I can either give her a heads up about the situation or I’m afraid we can’t join you for dinner.
Vicki reasons that so many people get separated and divorced she doesn’t always know which side to choose. Ok, perhaps this is a fair point- IF you were really good friends with BOTH parties. Which, honestly, I can’t even think of a relationship MisRed and MrRed has, and trust me, we are super popular, where we are equally as close to both people- MAYBE our gays. MAYBE. But this is where it’s even MORE crucial to COMMUNICATE openly about situations like this where actions could be misconstrued or hurt one party or the other.
MisRed maintains that honesty is the best policy. It is difficult and sometimes it is awkward, but covering stuff up often blows up in your face and when it does it’s a million times more painful than if you had been honest from the start.
Tamra interviews that she went through this when she split up with Simon. She had to serve Jeana Keough with a “cyst and decease” letter, if you recall, AND throw a drink in her face.
And then THAT gave way to the rise of the chunky-sweater gay army.
This gay was a one hit wonder
She says that Eddie has continued to be friends with David.David!David? and that Shannon was mad when David was at Cunt Fitness and Tamra was there too. Tamra says that if Steve the Crooked Cop wants to remain friends with Psycho Mike so be it, but that Vicki’s loyalty should be to Kelly.
I f*cking hate it when Tamra is the voice of reason. Actually, I don’t mind Tamra as much as some people do. MisRed’s hatred of Vicki seems to eclipse all of her feelings for the others.
Tamra tells Vicki that she should talk to Kelly and sort it out. Vicki says, “She obviously still has feelings for him!” Ok, maybe, but THAT has nothing to do with THIS Vicki. It’s incredible how stupid Vicki can be, isn’t it?
Kelly and Jolie are going to Aspen. Jolie, apparently is going to ski school, and then they are going to go shopping and then “party it up.” Jolie is 12, as a reminder.
Jolie is getting a blow-out and Kelly asks her to listen to a voicemail from Vicki.
She’s explaining it all.
It’s starts with the CLASSIC Vicki non-apology. “I’m sorry you’re upset.“
The message goes on to say that she was “under the impression from Michael” that she shouldn’t tell Kelly about the fact that they had been out together. Interesting word choices- she told Tamra that she was “told NOT to tell” and now she is merely “under the impression that she shouldn’t tell.”
See how hard it is to keep track of sh*t when you lie?
Kelly interviews that it was Vicki’s place to tell her about the continued friendship with Michael as they were good friends. She says the worst part is that Shannon and Tamra warned her about Vicki, and she didn’t listen, and now she is seeing some validity in their warning.
Jolie- tiny, white Oprah- says -Vicki is a rude person and you don’t want to get caught up in drama with someone who is trying to make your life worse, and if they aren’t going to tell you the truth then they aren’t your friend. She then says, “God tells you to forgive, but he doesn’t tell you to be buddies.”
Jolie explains it all, actually.
Sad when your 12-year-old kid is wiser than you are. And f*cking excellent point. I guess lunatic narcissist + lunatic angry borderline alcoholic = normal smart kid. Do you think Vicki is going to confront Jolie at some point?
Kelly interviews that living with Jolie is like having a mini-psychiatrist around. Jolie advises Kelly to forgive Vicki, but to tell her that things won’t be like they were before. And then she says their time is up and swipes her credit card for $150 for the hour.
MisRed is not a parent, but it is a little weird to seek life-advice from your 12 year old kid, isn’t it? Although, MisRed learns a ton from her 10 year old nephew about loving people and treating people fairly. He’s like Gandhi reincarnated. So maybe it’s not so weird.
Next scene. Ok, what the actual f*ck is this?
Ninja Stroller Squad
All these bitches are dressed in black and they all have black strollers and they are running in a circle. It’s the chicks who failed out of Ninja School because they got knocked up.
OMG, I already don’t care about this scene- it’s Gina and Emily working out with their kids. The only way MisRed could care less is… I got nothing. MisRed couldn’t care less.
It’s like goat yoga without the cuteness.
I bet this kid could eat a tin can though.
Emily interviews that her kids are out of control and she needs therapy and medication to deal with them.
And somehow this b*tch is proud enough of this fact to announce it on TV. Maybe she thinks it’s cute or funny, but it’s not. It’s sad and pathetic.
Gina and Emily bond over the fact that they each have three out of control kids and decide they have an instant connection. Mmmmhmmm. Time will tell.
You are doing your kids a disservice by NOT being a parent. Gina explains that her husband is a really hands-on Dad… you know, on the weekends. He’s good with poop. She gives the example that if her kid has an explosion, Gina just throws the clothes away, but her husband washes them.
Ummmm, maybe because he is the one who has to MAKE the money to BUY the clothes that you are tossing in the garbage?
Gina says that she is a single mom during the week and she really RESPECTS single moms. Imagine if you had to have a job too to put food on the table and pay the bills, honey?
Oh wait…now she is a single mom.
Emily and Gina plan to see each other again. Great.
F*ck this. Call my driver.
Can we not film it next time?
In Mexico, Shannon says she feels really bonded with and close to her kids right now. Hence, she is sending them back to the US by themselves, but don’t worry, she has arranged for a babysitter to stay with them while she “whoops it up” with Vicki and Tamra.
The girls are like “Adios Puta.” Seriously, that is exactly what they said.
Shannon is like- you need to call me when you get to the gate, you need to call me when you get to your seat and you need to call me when you land. They are like, yeah, we will probably forget.
Shannon immediately goes to buy tacky sombreros- yeah, just like the one that Vicki had but HONEST- and gets 3 tequila shots from an airport bar. She waits for the girls to arrive.
Shannon is ready to celebrate the fact that she is single and is ready to party.
I’m happy. Haaaaaaaaaaaappy.
Shannon waits for the girls to arrive. And waits. And waits.
Finally, Tamra and Vicki arrive, and they do shots at the gate and Vicki, somehow manages to knock Shannon down, breaking glasses, causing a ruckus.
Shannon definitely has a case of the Vickis now.
Vicki Gunvalson: yet another reason for Mexico to hate the US.
They leave some poor custodian to clean up the glass and mess and they leave the airport.
Depends, Vicki. Depends.
And apparently Vicki wet her pants. Charming.
Kelly and Jolie have a little tiff and Kelly threatens to send her to boarding school. Jolie is like “I’d like to go to boarding school.” Word.
Shannon, Vicki and Tamra arrive at their resort and they are escorted to their penthouse. It is beautiful. They toast to their “new normal.” Ah yes, forced into “friendship” by Andy Cohen.
Later, the girls get ready to go out and have a shot.
Shannon is ready to have fun.
They head to Andale’s, of course. “Andale” translates to: a bar full of ugly, old people.
No wonder Vicki fits in so well here.
Eyebrows by Sharpie
The shot lady comes around- and MisRed would be remiss if she did not mention the fact that her eyebrows are drawn on using a sharpie marker- giving the girls shots and jiggling their boobs after each shot.
Shot lady gets to second base with Shannon
They have shot after shot and decide to dance on the bar. Except Vicki can’t haul her ass up onto the bar and she’s wearing a short dress so it’s really a public service.
Tamra pulls up her top and shows her juggs to the crowd, causing Vicki to make the sign of the cross. Vicki says that she promised Steve TCC that she would behave herself. We get a flashback of her telling Steve TCC that she wasn’t going to dance on the bar or get naked wasted. Steve TCC responds, “You really shouldn’t be doing anything you can’t do in front of your grandkids in public.” The look on Vicki’s face is priceless.
So, Vicki has already peed herself (multiple times), done shots at the airport, spread rumors, helped Brooks fake cancer, falsely outted someone, fakes an injury or two, compared herself to Jesus, wore that god awful red dress… so is dancing on the bar that big of a deal at this point?
Psst…if she dances on the bar, there’s a greater chance she will hit her head, dry up and become part of the dusty floor at Andale’s.
They go upstairs – at Andale’s?- to sit down and relax. Tamra, doesn’t sit, but rather delves into the front of Shannon’s shirt, to discover that Shannon has on MULTIPLE bras. Tamra is like- girl how do you expect to get laid if you have 18 layers of underwear on?
Shannon interviews that she’s not going to just go have sex with some rando- she isn’t like David, after all. Well, she specifically says that “David is having an easier time, with a girl who is 20 years younger than him.”
She seems to be pretty fixated on this fact, which I do understand to some degree. However, it’s a move a lot of divorced guys do. Especially ones with money, which is the only thing this girlfriend is after. MisRed doesn’t like to not be a supporter of other women, okaaaaaaay, I’m sorrrrrrry, I’m sorry. There are a lot of women out there that are just looking to be supported and the reasons why are varied. Either they don’t want to work, they don’t feel they should have to work, they are divorced themselves and got a sh*tty settlement or there wasn’t a lot to settle, the list is endless. But by the same token, there are men out there that have sugar mamas or lie to women to get them into bed, etc. The human race is a cesspool of sh*theads, no pun intended. It sucks. Hence we have reality tv.
Tamra tells her that she can’t dress like an old lady if she wants to land a man. Shannon argues that she is classic and old-school.
Tamra tells her she has to show her tits once in a while and Tamra promptly pulls her own top down.
MOTORBOAT ME, BETCH
Oh no… sometimes booze brings laughs….sometimes it brings tears…
Tamra tells Shannon that she wants her to have fun. Shannon appreciates that but she’s not just looking to get laid. Tamra says that both she and Vicki have been through difficult divorces and she can learn from them. Vicki is like “Jah, it’s so important to have girlfriends…” It’s amazing Vicki HAS any girlfriends.
Cheers to acting completely inappropriate for our ages!!!
Shannon says she really appreciates Tamra and Vicki being there with her.
The girls head out of Andale’s and Vicki drops her purse in the gutter. The girls go to a food truck. Vicki gets 6 Al Pastor tacos to start- make it 8, MisRed is hungry.
I’m just going to have this taco….
Tamra explains to Shannon, who is very teary at this point, to the point that she is hallucinating that a Mexican street dog is Archie, explains that she will be in a much better place now that she is out of an unhappy marriage.
Gimme that taco, lady.
She will meet someone and fall in love. She says that she can’t get enough of Eddie and she is with him all-day, every day- that she loves him so much that if something happened to him, she would die. Shannon says she used to think that about David.
Ew. Poor Shannon. I mean, she’s no picnic, but she needs someone who can manage her neurosis and not contribute to them. Someone who can get her to laugh at her craziness and not poke her and push her buttons and make her even crazier by eating chips and salsa in front of her constantly.
Then they get into this whole thing about Steve TCC, that Vicki doesn’t really love him or doesn’t love him like she loved Brooks.
Hang on, MisRed needs to puke.
Ok, she’s back.
Tamra interviews that she thinks that Vicki is trying to convince herself that Steve TCC is the right guy for her. And that she never talks about him with any passion- it seems more mechanical.
Listen, Steve seems fine and he’s easily better looking that Brooks, he has decent teeth, he hasn’t faked cancer, that we know of- and nice enough, but MisRed doesn’t really get “burning love” from them. To me, Vicki can’t stand to be alone because she is a miserable old cow who drives everyone away with her empty charred soul and Steve TCC likes to be on TV and is happy to sponge off Vicki until something better comes along.
The girls head back to the resort, nearly falling in the street in order to get to the taxi. Maybe if these twats didn’t wear high heels to get hammered on cobblestone streets, it would help.
Shannon tells Vicki that she had fun that night and they look for Tamra, who is naked in the hot tub.
A bathing suit would be extremely hindering.
Tamra tells Shannon to strip down and get in. Shannon interviews that there are a lot of things that stop her from being naked “And one of them would be my body.” Shannon laments that she is “so flipping fat.”
Tamra, whose Jesus Juggs are the only thing keeping her afloat and from going full Whitney Houston, yells for Shannon from the hot tub. It’s 2:30am. I’m sure their fellow guests at the resort LOVE them. When Shannon fails to materialize, Tamra hauls her drunk ass out of the hot tubs to go get her, promptly wiping out on the tile floor.
Vicki and Shannon come and help her up and she jumps right back into the hot tub.
Vicki is like- woohoo I’m going to bed hoowoo.
Tamra interviews that she just wants to have a good time because she has so much crap going on in her life that they could write a country song about her. Uh. Well yeah, and I’m not even talking about the stuff going on right now, Tammy Sue.
If Steve Irwin was wearing this suit of armor, he’d be alive.
Tamra continues to call for Shannon and Shannon comes out in her Spanx and attempts to get into the hot tub. In her spanx. And she’s not just wearing one set- she has a full set of scuba spanx on.
Tamra yells for Vicki who refuses to get into the hot tub because she promised Steve she would be responsible, even though she WANTS to whoop it up in the hot tub. Tamra tells her she is not fun anymore. Tamra and Shannon both taunt her, telling her that Kelly would be in the hot tub with them!!
Then Shannon stands up in the hot tub wearing just a bra and underwear.
Well F*CK- SHE LOOKS GREAT!!! She isn’t bone thin, but she has nothing to be ashamed of. She has a little bit of a tummy, but I see plenty of people rocking a bikini that are 20lbs heavier than Shannon. Let’s not forget- Shannon is 53 years old.
Vicki sits on the couch like a lump on a log while Tamra presses her naked body against the window. Tamra then turns and jumps in the hot tub and is like “I may have hurt my foot. Like might’ve hurt, like broke my foot?”
They chill for a second, Shannon puts on her sombrero while they drunkenly decide what to do… so they have another shot.
This is what fun looks like
The next morning, they wake up, Tamra has crutches and they are all wearing matching pajamas. Vicki bought them. She says, “Matching pajama friends make better friends.” MisRed prefers “Matching-friends who don’t help fake cancer, spread rumors, are disloyal, phony and nasty- friends.” Those are the best kinds, in MisRed’s opinion.
Tamra’s foot is INDEED broken, and she had to go to the hospital by herself in a taxi because Vicki and Shannon both passed out. Room service arrives, and Vicki has, so kindly, ordered fruit and coffee for them. Great hangover food.
This bitch. I can’t.
Shannon is like- WE NEED BREAD! Even Tamra is like- I need something to soak this up- like a pancake. Nope, Vicki, the idiot, orders fruit. YOU ARE DOING A GREAT JOB, VICKI. Ya f*ck.
They are like why do we do this to ourselves? Because it seems fun at the time. They try to reconstruct the timeline. We need The Mank to put this story together. How many shots did they have? They are figuring, at least 10.
They try to count up and Vicki gets to 15 and realizes she has run out of fingers and toes, so they stop counting.
Cut to the OC, we are back with Gina and her f*cking kids. It’s chaos and not interesting.
Back in Mexico, Tamra is in a wheelchair.
And Vicki has bought them, multiple, matching, stupid hats. Tamra is trying to get down to the beach and they are making a scene and Vicki is screeching and then Tamra climbs aboard Vicki- pack mule that she is- and Vicki carries her down to the beach.
People are filming their stupidity. They talk about how embarrassed they are by their behavior… not. Tamra calls Eddie to tell him that she broke her foot. She explains what happened. Eddie is like “It sounds like you were drunk as f*ck.”
The girls decide to talk about Kelly. Shannon says that Kelly called her but wanted to get more info on the situation.
We get, yet, ANOTHER story from Vicki this time. Shocking. In this version, Vicki had a friend that was interested in Psycho Mike, so Vicki had a BBQ and invited them. And when they exchanged numbers Vicki says she asked Michael if she should tell Kelly and he said she shouldn’t. Shannon asks if she told Kelly this and Vicki says she did.
Wait? Did she? I don’t remember this. CRAP DO I REALLY HAVE TO GO BACK AN REWATCH!?!?
Well… MisRed re-watched the Kelly / Vicki fight and Vicki DID NOT tell Kelly that Psycho Mike said not to tell Kelly. Vicki lies again.
Vicki goes on to explain that they started seeing Michael more and more because he was lonely.
Vicki STILL thinks this is about Psycho Mike dating someone else- she still doesn’t get it. Vicki says that when people tell her not to repeat something, she doesn’t do it anymore and she has learned her lesson. Vicki says that Kelly just thinks she can be rude to her and yell at her and Vicki is over it. “It’s all about Kelly all the time.” Vicki is delusional.
Shannon says that she’s kind of in the same position as Kelly and although she doesn’t want David back, it does hurt that he is with somebody else. But that’s not even the issue with Kelly- essentially. Sure, maybe she’s a little hurt, but she is upset that Vicki was disloyal. Shannon is like, by the same token, it was not cool for you to set one of your best friend’s ex-husband up with someone else. Shannon suggests Vicki sit down with Kelly and explain that she never meant to hurt her yada yad yada. Vicki says she can to that, she can say “I’m sorry you are hurt. I’ll say I’m sorry and I’ll ask for forgiveness and move on.”
But it has nothing to do with me.
If only Vicki was within strangling distance….MisRed would be in jail. Oh hell, I’d probably never get caught. There are so many people that hate Vicki they would never suspect a random internet recapper….
Later that evening, the girls come back to the room.
Whooping it up all the time.
They put Tamra to bed. They flash back to dinner and Tamra, who is on painkillers, was passed out at the table.
Shannon had scheduled a tequila tasting, but it turns out its just she and Vicki. The Tequila dude knocks on the door and brings in the tequila. Shannon give the Tequila Dude her whole back story about how they had done a tasting 4 years earlier and now the men- Brooks and David- who were with them, are now gone. The guy is like- who gives a shit?
Shannon remembers David being completely checked out at that Tequila tasting- Vicki had asked Shannon if they (she and David) like to spend time together? Shannon says she does, and then turns to David who is not even paying attention but is just shoving chips and salsa into his mouth.
He’s the 34 yr old’s problem now…
Shannon is like- yeah, David was having an affair at the time.
They taste the tequila and Vicki makes all of her stupid faces that she thinks are ADORABLE. That tongue flicking is so revolting.
Hey! I resent that!!
Later, Shannon and Vicki sit down to talk and Shannon thanks Vicki for coming down and it has meant a lot. She says that she shared 20 years with David, they went to Mexico on the trip with Vicki and Brooks and when they got home from the trip, David was done. She is very hurt that just a few months after ending their marriage, David has replaced Shannon.
Not sure I would go that far. David’s new mattress has big, CRAZY, shoes to fill.
Vicki says she knows that you can very into a relationship and then suddenly the other person just checks out and “It’s like a death.” MisRed is really tired of people comparing break-ups to death. It’s not the same. Yes, both are difficult, but they are not the same.
AND. And not even sure what Vicki is referring to because Donn didn’t “suddenly” check out of their marriage. At least not from what we saw. The truth is nobody knows what goes on inside a marriage except the two people in it. When one partner is unfaithful, it usually is because they are unfulfilled by their partner or the relationship. And let’s face it, none of these betches are a picnic. Vicki berated and browbeat Donn until he was done. And Shannon, yes, she may have loved David, but I could see her being a pain in the balls to live with and David is a smug asshole so… yeah, good times. Stunned it lasted 17 years.
Vicki says she is proud of Shannon and Shannon thanks Vicki and then they make out.
Next week we learn more about Emily and Gina… ohgoodcan’twait.
R – E – S – P – E – C – T
Kelly and Vicki have a sit down and Vicki informs Kelly that she (Vicki) deserves respect. Kelly informs her that one EARNS respect.
There was a little bit of drama, but really- not great. Vicki up to her old tricks with lying. What do you think of Shannon sending her girls home from Mexico alone? What would have been Shannon’s reaction if David had done the same? Bahahahaha.
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