WaffleBoy

Waffle's family would like to go on record and say he was raised by raccoons. You eat out of the garbage one time, and everyone suddenly gets judgmental. He's just going to point out, for the last time, with God as his witness, there was ice cream in that carton. However, the fact of the matter is he was born and has lived about 90% of my life in the Bay Area in Northern California. He's a long time cube monkey (office worker), who spends too much time trying to maximize the money he spends on his cable bill, and has a not so healthy love of all things that are dumb and fun, translation: needless explosions, cable neeckedness, and any time Steven Segal attempts to express human emotion only by squinting.
  • Chaosbutterfly

    I just ugly laughed.

  • Chaosbutterfly

    Kathy didn’t win though. She got kicked off early and then Gordon was like wait! Come to my restaurant in nyc, I shall take you under my wing. But then he kicked her out from under his wing after one day apparently.

    And niknakfliflop is right, HK Winner’s almost never get what they are promised: http://foodiegossip.blogspot.com/2011/09/hells-kitchen-winners-where-are-they.html

  • niknakflipflop

    I don’t keep up all that well but I believe that most people who’ve won HK haven’t done the years long contract they win on the show? Someone could correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure people have mostly either exited early or never even started?

  • lovetocrochet84

    But there have been several winners on that show. This is the first one to complain that I’ve heard of. Maybe it had something to do with her less than charming attitude.

  • sarcasatire

    Not as long as he’s running… Hell’s Kitchen.

    (it’s okay. I’ll let myself out.)

  • Chaosbutterfly

    What did she really expect?
    Gordo is famous for this. He promises people all kinds of things and then just kind of delivers or just doesn’t deliver at all.
    He’s nice to look at and is hilarious, but you can’t trust anything he says. The man could squirrel out of a blood contract with Satan.

  • Didn’t he phrase it something like, “Walk through my restaurant..and see the kitchens..” like it was a tour disguised as a job proposal? I know with one contestant this season, it was such a wishy washy invitation I cracked up.