Waffle's family would like to go on record and say he was raised by raccoons. You eat out of the garbage one time, and everyone suddenly gets judgmental. He's just going to point out, for the last time, with God as his witness, there was ice cream in that carton. However, the fact of the matter is he was born and has lived about 90% of my life in the Bay Area in Northern California. He's a long time cube monkey (office worker), who spends too much time trying to maximize the money he spends on his cable bill, and has a not so healthy love of all things that are dumb and fun, translation: needless explosions, cable neeckedness, and any time Steven Segal attempts to express human emotion only by squinting.
  • CattyFan

    I hope the choreography is better than the movie. I’ve seen real male dance shows that far out-stripped (if you will) the supposed dancing in this movie. Hell, half the time the actors weren’t even together.

    Plus…the script sucked. All the hype of how great this movie was supposed to be, and how it was more than “just male strippers.” What a joke.

  • Libithina

    If this is the reason then I say #winning

  • Chaosbutterfly

    See, shit like this is why all the other countries laugh at us.