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Paralegal by day, cat wrangler by night, writer in my dreams . . .
  • considerthis

    Abby is being held hostage
    Flav is an attention whore (and most def dain bramamged)
    Liz is Miz x 10
    Joe is evil

  • sharona

    completely agree about joe francis. he is a horrible human being, and just so transparently controlling and (ultimately) insecure. i bet he has serious daddy issues.

  • LadyStardust

    My husband frequently falls asleep while we’re talking in bed. I wasn’t aware that is apparently grounds for divorce.

    And I’ve always thought Flav had some sort of brain damage (possibly from drug use when he was younger?) after watching all of his VH1 shows. The guy just isn’t right – and he and Liz are toxic for each other.

    But I’d take Flav any day over Joe. I think Flav has a good heart deep down, but Joe is a disgusting human being. Abbey is young, beautiful, and seems to have a decent personality when he lets her talk – so WHY is she with him again?

  • Lizbot

    Yep, Joe is the epitome of human poo stainyness. Even that last pic you had of him on the couch with his arm around Abby — even a gesture that you can tell he intends to be affectionate comes off like he’s a human shackle around her neck. I can just imagine that if she steps out of line that arm becomes a choke collar. RUN ABBY! RUN! From your description (I don’t watch the show) she seems like a nice girl and she’s gorgeous to boot. She could do soooo much better than him so many times over. If Dr. Jenn wants to do some real therapy, she needs to explore with Abby what it is about her past that makes her vulnerable to being in and staying in a relationship with such an obvious human poo stain.

  • jennagirl555

    the watching between your fingers was the funniest thing I have ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because I too do that= and did that when watching poor Flav – loved this review- you are hilarious- xxooxxo

  • eyediosmio

    Thanks for the heads up guys! I don’t know what happened (probably my error, I’m a dumbass with these webby things) but it should be fixed! 🙂

  • Jennbug

    I’m sorry, 8 & 9.

  • Jennbug

    I think it’s between 7 & 8, which totally sucks, cuz I want to read your recap of the levitation story!!! *Sigh* Still, great recap Eyedios!

  • AliceInPopLand

    I think theres a page missing of the recap, Eyedios!