Before we get started, I have to say that I lost respect for everyone in the house, even Blu – especially Blu. The only person I didn’t lose respect for was Jada. I actually gained a little bit more respect for her.
Just so you know, this is a “2 episodes, 1 recap” deal. Between my own drunken slack-i-tude, and the fact that my IP address was banned from the site for a while (I didn’t think I was sending that much porn to TrashTalkTV – my bad), I fell behind.
So, let’s hose ourselves with skank repellant, and dive into this ho infestation.
Blu is a pimp in every sense of the word. Aysia is her ho who will do whatever Blu says. Jada is at the hotel for her own safety against being jumped. Britt is wishing that Jada was there so that she could jump her while someone else is beating Jada’s ass. Loren is waiting for the chance to hulk out and embarrass my hometown again. And, I am drunk off my ass trying to recap this shit without raising my blood pressure.
Seriously, the second they said that Loren was from Mobile, I was worried about having problems with her. And, I do have problems with her. She is not representative of us!
Ask any person from Mobile what they think of someone they don’t like, and your answer will be, “who?”
That’s why I am sure that Loren is acting. Don’t get me wrong, we can be crazy – we can even be “you need to watch your back” crazy. But, we only get crazy when we care. Like, if you are my friend and you betray my trust? Watch your back. You’re my man and you cheated on me? Watch your nuts. You’re my sister and you fucked my husband? Bitch, you are going down. But, that kind of crazy only happens because we care – we are invested, so you need to watch your back.
Loren cares too much about what Jada is or isn’t doing for me to believe that she isn’t invested in Jada. Unless Loren is jealous of Jada, the only explanation is that she is acting for the cameras and doing every bit as much of an over the top job as Redd.
Redd is claiming that Jada’s stay at the hotel is a paid vacation, as she collects a paycheck while living rent-free in a mansion for 8 weeks.
Eight weeks is not enough time for them to actually get to know each other. It’s not enough time for them to be angry at anyone for not sharing. It’s only enough time for them to wonder what the other bitches are saying about them. And, Jada doesn’t care what the other bitches are saying about her.
So, Jada wins. I know we have to make it through to the end. But come on. 8 weeks? 8 weeks and these bitches are all up in arms about not knowing “who the real Jada is?” Bitches please. They pulled the same shit with Alex, and I don’t understand why Alex didn’t see that as it was going down. Alex lost huge points too. Blu and Alex were the two that I had the most respect for. They both seemed to be doing their own thing, and not letting anyone else dictate what they did or who they befriended. They both disappointed me.
Here is the quick and dirty of episode 8:
Jada has absolutely no fucks to give about any of the so called “fab 4.” She comes back to the house and says hello, but gets no response. So she goes to call a cab to get out for a while.
Loren can’t stand that Jada has a phone voice when dealing with people she can’t see – she actually holds the “phone voice” against Redd later too – so she hulks out and starts some shit. Jada doesn’t back down and they fight in the phone booth.
This is the point when I decide that Loren is not worth my time – even as a recapper. How do you go from complaining that Redd had no business fighting someone so much smaller than she is, to doing the exact same shit, multiple times? And the thing is, Loren wasn’t even provoked, she was the one instigating the whole thing. She was just pissed that Jada didn’t back down.
How much do you want to bet that each and every one of these bitches has a phone voice? Do you think that Britt, Blu, or Loren talks like a thug when ordering a pizza or talking to someone she doesn’t know but needs information from on the phone? Granted, Loren probably still can’t be understood because she doesn’t know how to enunciate, but I bet she puts her best phone voice on when talking to customer service about her delinquent payments. At least she probably does before they tell her that she needs to pay or be disconnected; then, she probably hulks out and starts screaming and cussing at them.