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Floshizzle is an audacious snarker whose passion is shredding any and everything. She's covered a diverse group of crap reality shows, from the daft adults in Dance Moms, to the cagey cast of Mob Wives. Floshizzle's favorite escapes include manic workouts and chocolate binges.
  • Floshizzle

    As far as Nick Cannon goes, if they showed him I blinked and missed it but supposedly Kim was contacted to have someone style the hair of Nick Cannon’s group the “Wonder Broz” (I called them Wonder Boyz in the recap because I was being a smart ass) on their video shoot. Now why would people keep coming back to her salon when she has just one very lonely brain cell in her head? Terry and Anthony do a kick ass job. Angela does too but she got lucky and got fired. I think the others who pretend to be customers are just unemployed extras!

  • Floshizzle

    Heather Keet here is what I know having searched my Season 2 memories of Kim’s Delusional World. Kim told her staff (in screeches and squeals of course) that she was taking them to Las Vegas for FREE to see Chaka Khan for FREE since she was styling Chaka Khan’s hair. Now as far as I’m concerned Chaka is an old has-been but I will play along with the idea that they would be thrilled. The staff went to Vegas, got stuck having to assist Kim and Angela didn’t go, instead she was somewhere far far away doing a job for a current celebrity. She said she called and left a message (I believe it was at the salon. I know she didn’t call Kim or say she did) to let them know she couldn’t come on the day of. Either way Kim is extremely immature and no doubt Kim made sure she was comped by a casino on anything (room,dinner) that she pretended to pay for. Anyways she came back and was fired.
    She is extremely jealous of Angela because she doesn’t want anyone to steal her spotlight too so no doubt it was the happiest moment of her silly little life.

  • Floshizzle

    Umpuleezze”you move slower than sweat between Naja’s boobs on a hot day” hahahaha I cannot stop cackling! That alone deserves a “comment of the week” award!!!

  • One more question!!! I promise.

    Did China quit? Is that why she rolled out with a suitcase? I didn’t watch this episode and I’d like to avoid watching it.

    Remember how I said one more question, promise and did you notice I added two right after that. I guess I am mathematically challenged.

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  • Another great recap, Flo! I am confused since I never watched last season. Why was Angela fired? And how is Kim still in business if she pisses people off and her staff are so slow? I mean, why would Nick Cannon even look to her? I don’t see anything amazing coming out of Kim or her staff.

    Now Angela, she’s going to take Kim’s spot and people should be calling her to get shit done! I would love it if the show fired Kim and moved to Angela’s salon next season, she’d do better hair AND still have drama.

    Maybe we can send Tabatha Coffey in for an episode and just watch her annihilate Kim, I’d pay good money to see that!!!

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  • Umpuleezze

    China China China you stupid idiot….you move slower than sweat between Naja’s boobs on a hot day….curl the hair and keep moving…everything is so dramatic with this bitch…she’s so quick to mock and hurt others but when she’s under stress everybody needs to stfu and coddle her? Take your suitcase and your silly cowboy boots and mosey on over to another Ponderosa..and take your lazy sister with you. The both of you are ridiculously self-entitled. I loved when Angela came in and killed it…it had to make Kim sick…you fired the wrong girl you idiot…now she will be your competition instead of your money maker. Flo..you are so right about Leah…..if you don’t fire the lazy receptionist then it’s your fault you have to sit at her desk. Quite frankly, the guy she fired was only doing what that crazy bitch Janice Dickenson asked him …no ordered him..to do…China has done way worse. I watch this show because of Anthony…he slays me…and if there is another season someone call the construction companies for a large crane cuz Kim’s head will be blimp size and need help being held up on her shoulders.