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Ari Safari never pretends anything, she really is that weird. When she was little, her mom chopped off all her hair and dressed her in her big brother's hand-me-downs. She was regularly mistaken for a boy throughout her early childhood. Is that why she studied engineering and martial arts? Is that why she's never had a female friend? Don't ask me, I'm just her biographer. Anywho, when no one was watching, she would sneak into her mom's closet and secretly dress like a girl. It was really enjoyable (or so I hear). She also had a boy teddy bear she dressed in drag. This is a true story, so you're going to have to deal. Twitter: @iAri_Safari