Hey hey, kids. Welcome back to Big Brother. It’s PoV night, which is only marginally exciting, but Devin is HoH, and he’s a great big bag of nuts, so maybe we’ll get some excitement after all.
So Devin is apparently convinced that PooPoo threw the BoB comp like he told her to, but from what I saw PooPoo tried to win but was so bad at everything that no one could tell the difference. Brittany is worried because she’s Devin’s target, but Devin is such a whack job that by tomorrow he’ll probably decide to target the houseplants.
The bro squad is meeting up without Devin to discuss how much they hate him and want him gone. They don’t want to evict Brittany just because she wasn’t licking Devin’s ass, and hearing Zack in his pink towel talk about “backdooring” Devin next week makes me giggle, even though I thought all these years watching BB made me immune to finding that phrase hilarious.
Outside, Devin is chewing his own face off (meth will do that to you) and freaking out about Caleb liking Amber, cause it could be detrimental to the Bro Squad (which she’s a part of, because of Devin) because Caleb likes her too much. Amber says that Devin is shitty to her and won’t let the womenz speak in his presence. Caleb calls Amber his queen, and it’s SUPER creepy, and then he says he’ll defend the womenz against the big scary ‘roid rage man.
Later, during a rousing game of backyard pool, Caleb and Derrick decide to tell Devin that he’s making bad decisions and scaring all the ladies. Devin doesn’t take it well, blames Amber (cause it’s gotta be a woman’s fault), and gets all meth-ragey. He runs off in a tiff to head up to the HoH room and talk to himself like a total crazy person. Does he not realize cameras are on him??? Is the BB house seriously stocking Meth in the storerooms? I’m curious.
After some pacing and arguing with the voices in his head, Devin runs back downstairs and confronts Caleb. He says there’s no more alliance, it’s all over, and he doesn’t care. Caleb handles it pretty well, and just tells him okay.
Time to reveal the second member of Team America! And the third! Guess they realized they should do this quick before the whole team got voted off. In case anyone gives a shit, Team America is Donny, Frankie, and Derrick. They have to do secret missions and for each one they complete they win $5k. Nice. Totally worth it. They give each member code words to recognize each other at the weight bench (bald eagles and apple pie). Derrick figures it out pretty quickly, putting his undercover cop “get someone else to say the thing you need to incriminate them” skills to work.
Veto comp time! The extra players are Zack, Derrick, and Amber. Devin is worried about whether the Bro Squad will stay loyal. Umm… The Squad you just broke up for no reason and said was over and done with? That squad?
Caleb decides to mend fences with Captain Crazy Pants. He goes and apologizes, but Devin cannot accept that he’s scary and weird. Caleb is still trying to convince Mr Meth not to evict Brittany, and lets slip that everyone in the house wants Devin gone. What’s the best way to respond to this information? A house meeting! Those always go super well.
The Bro Squad gathers and Devin dictates what he wants done, while telling everyone it’s not a dictatorship. He asks who everyone else wants gone, and most of the squad is dead silent. Zack pipes up that he wants PooPoo gone, but no one else backs him up. Devin asks who wanted him gone, but no one is stupid enough to fess up to that shit. After everyone else leaves, Zack admits to Devin that he said he wanted him out, but he didn’t mean it. Zack is a fucking idiot.
Hey America! You can vote on what bullshit high school drama you want Team America to stir up! Text 1 to have Team America give a random HG the clap. Text 2 to have Team America fake a pregnancy to trap its boyfriend in a marriage. Phonelines are open now!
All right! Let’s do this veto shit! As they’re getting ready for the comp, Devin tells PooPoo that if he wins he’ll use the veto on her. Zack hears and is not amused.