Hello Trash Talkers and Happy Independence Day! I hope you are having a great holiday weekend. This show has something in common with the way celebrate our holidays here in the good old U.S.A. Everything is big, big and bigger! Much like the new wigs that Kim unveiled at the salon this episode. Before we go into details, let’s overview last episode. Lisa faded into the darkness this time around. This one was all about the spastic stylist known as Adderall Anthony. Unfortunately it also included The Ratchet Sisters, China and Malaka.
China’s stank sister who never worked became Anthony’s target at the beginning of the show. He started to get sick of her stomping around the salon like a clueless cow with a crap attitude to boot. He decided to have a little fun with her and mocked her weave. Miss Ratchet receptionist did not take his words well and took all of her unspent energy to the back of the salon and wet the weaves he had ready for a customer. Anthony was livid and ripped into her, telling her she was just like her sister. China didn’t take that well at all and grabbed a can of hairspray and an aerosol battle started. Of course this was in front of the customers, who probably weren’t shocked considering how moronic this staff always acted. Kim acted like she was above their behavior when she found out. This is because Kim tells herself 5000 times daily she is so she can forget that she’s just a celeb wannabe who sells wigs that could be easily be found in Party City’s clearance section.
Kim proudly unveils this wig and the shoot.
She dropped them off at a beauty college in the hood and told them they were going the to learn customer service skills. She made a special effort to act like she had never been to the hood before. Don’t worry Kim, your behavior is the most ghetto of all. You’ve fooled no one. Meanwhile, Kim pretended she was C-list and rolled out some cheap red velvet and boxes of wine since the Grammy Awards were that evening. It was all very embarrassingly cheap as some supposed celebs floated in. China even had a couple.
She was running behind so Leah had Terry take over and style a client. China, ever the rancid bitch, was livid, although if the client had waited on her he would have been late to the Grammys. China’s empty head decided Terry had stolen her client and threw a tantrum in the back of the salon. Great time to jump on ANYONE, much less Terry who saved her by making sure her client would be on time for the freaking GRAMMYS! Please tell me no one thought her behavior was anything less than pathetic.
China is hard at work
It is now new, more exciting episode for our holiday weekend. First piece of good news, Miss Ratchet Receptionist is not as visible. Thank God. Kim does her usual grand entrance and tells the staff she is doing a photo shoot for her latest line of wigs. Halloween is coming up you know. The theme will be the Titanic and they will be on a cruise ship! Funny how she waits for them to jump up and down, considering how fabulously wealthy they all are. Right. They are happy to get out of the salon until they find the cruise ship won’t even moving. Okay there goes any excitement! Too Short, a friendly old rapper, comes to see Lisa. She is acting like a nice, normal person today! I realize this is reality TV people but if she plays the stank barber then please be consistent with her character. Weird thing is, she acts comfortable with either one. Maybe it’s not the script but schiz. Leah, who always runs around like an angry hen because her sister loves to be surrounded by people even dumber and lazier than she is, is a bit blushy about Too Short. It’s fun to watch. She has more facial expressions than a cartoon character.
I had no idea she could go into full-fledged swoon mode. Too Short is incredibly cool while Lisa give hims the barber treatment then helps pick out the models. Kim looks a little peeved because a white girl dared to show up. This seems like a theme with Kim. Her genuine smile immediately goes into mean girl mode, even though she is gorgeous while Kim is not so much. It’s when she skips into snooty snark mode or faux fabulous mode she looks really really ugly. If she would go back to being genuine and working her business she would return to sparkly, sassy Kim. If she still exists.
Kim trying to convince us this wig is attractive.
Of course then she wouldn’t have a show.
Too Short leaves and Leah still has an afterglow from their hug.