Ok, finale time. Kids, we are rounding the final turn. Hang in there with MisRed.
It’s down to Katrina the star-f*cker, Kelley the Glen Close Fatal Attraction Impersonator and Kimberley who, frankly, seems almost normal.
Kelley tells us, or at this point she could be talking to herself, “Going home is not an option for me; I want to move to England tomorrow, these other girls don’t know what they are dealing with.” I hope this chick is on MI5’s radar. Both Kimberley and Karina think Kelley is nuts. And Karina thinks she could get VERY used to this lifestyle.
The show announcer lets us in on a secret, there is a twist, if Not Harry chooses a girl, tells her the truth and she stays with him for him, they get $250,000 to split.
Not Harry knows he will have to reveal his secret but he’s emotionally invested in this now. This has been a big risk and he really hopes they like him for him.
The girls go down to the dining room for breakfast. Kingsley comes in and says that this evening one of them will be leaving. And to help Sir decide he has arranged dates for all of them in London. Wooo Hooo, they finally get out of this hell hole!
Kelley is jealous because the other girls have a physical connection with Not Harry and she doesn’t. She’s going to do whatever it takes to get him. Why do I feel someone is going to be skinned alive?
They all take off in a helicopter and land in London. In the car Kelley wonders aloud “I wonder what Kate Middleton is doing today?”
Kelley wants to tell Harry that these other girls are still hung up on their exes. Has Kimberley even mentioned an ex, other than there is one? Kelley won’t let these girls take him away from her. Do I need to remind you that she is willing to do ANYTHING to land him? The girls joke around that Prince Harry must have TONS of rich friends and that if things don’t work out with Harry, maybe he can introduce them to his friends. Karina and Kimberley are TOTALLY kidding. Well, at least Kimberley is. But Kelley has found the tiny little nugget she needs, or so she thinks.
Kelley is first up for her date. She is going to have lunch with Not Harry at the Gherkin. He kisses her hello, slightly less passionately than I kiss my father.
They have wine. He serves the wine properly, wrapping the bottle in a cloth and, you know, pouring it into a GLASS. Kelley asks “Why do you always do everything so properly?”
He feels that when he’s with her, he has to lie more and more to make her believe he’s really Harry. What you are feeling, Matthew is the effects of psychological warfare. He feels he has come to like her because she’s genuine. Again, I question if he knows the meaning. He thinks she’s amazing. #StockholmSyndrome
She says to Not Harry, “You know what the girls in the car were saying?” She continues without allowing him to answer “Karina said ‘If I go home, I’ll just get with one of his best friends’ and Kimberley said the same.” And I wouldn’t do that. Do you know what’s in Karina’s wallet?” Not Harry says no and he doesn’t think she should be saying what is in Karina’s wallet.
Karina is up next and she’s going to have a date with Not Harry on the London Eye. She says she is ready to be his girlfriend. In the back of his mind, he is concerned about whatever is in her wallet. He asks her about her last relationship. He asks if she is over him… she says, “I think so, but I was in denial.” She says she now sees it would have never worked and she thinks she’s now completely over it.
She asks him if he’s ever been completely heartbroken? He says yes, but it was for the best in the end. She thinks it’s coming from Prince Harry, but he’s telling her the truth about Matthew Hicks and his personal history. They kiss. Karina says she is so attracted to him, and he is very attracted to her as well. Neither wants to leave each other. She interviews that her feelings for her ex were unsettled, but now she feels completely over him.