ZeeEnnui

ZeeEnnui is a jaded resident of West Hollywood. She works in social media, but doesn't care about your Facebook status. Her mind was warped at a young age by exposure to repeat viewings of Pee Wee's Big Adventure and classic horror films. A killer Trivial Pursuit player she can astound even herself with the amount of useless knowledge knocking around in her head. She likes her TV classy, dark and cerebral but her biggest shame is how much she enjoys nighttime soaps written for teens.
  • T’s Martini Lounge

    Vanity Fair has the best glam squad ever. With Annie Leibowitz doing the shoot, the make up, hair, stylists and photo shoppers, how could it go wrong? I’m surprised she doesn’t look like Sharon Stone in the early 90s.

  • TN Gal

    I think it is keeping with his kids names. His daughter is Cassandra and the boys all start with a “B” (Burt, Brandon, Brody), so hopefully it’s a bridge to them, but keeping the “k” sound like Kylie and Kendall.

  • Chicken Lips

    I didn’t even consider the C vs. K thing, but now that it’s been pointed out to me, I’m all “Rock on with your bad self, girl!!!” I really hope that was intentional, but someone on another board I was reading point out that he’s probably known it was Caitlyn way before he even met the K Krew.

    When I first saw it, I thought it was Jessica Lange because I didn’t read the headline fully – I thought the article was about how Bruce Jenner was going to be on Vogue and the cover they showed was a different month with Jessica Lange. Then I read it again and realized that’s not what it said. I think she looks good and much better than I ever expected her to look.

  • classy_drunk

    Isn’t that what Janice looks like?!?!?

  • notwithoutmyTV

    I saw a touch of a crazy old guy with his nose shaved down to a point wearing lipstick and chick’s clothes.

  • Charlotte

    My vote for the baby’s name goes to Wild. I think Wild West has a gender neutral appeal and it certainly rolls off the tongue.

  • anotherdirtymartini

    I definitely thought it was someone much younger than Jenner at first glance. And then my card for my missed eye exam came in the mail. I’m serious! It showed up today. Sooo expensive. How can it be a year already?

    Anyway, yes, Caitlyn looks good. I do see a lot of Jessica Lange, but the JL of now after all the plastic surgery. I see a bit of Dickinson too.

  • Sermonette

    Jessica. Lange.

  • itchy

    You thought Shailene was transitioning to Kardashian, no doubt.

  • itchy

    I’m pretty certain that, 30 years ago, the original programmers of Photoshop said to themselves: “One day, Bruce Jenner is going to transition to female and will be featured on the cover of a magazine. We MUST be ready for this moment! To work! To work! Tally ho!”

  • While I agree with you about the real Woodley, Jenner looking like her on the cover is not a bad thing. Since she’s old enough to be Shailene’s grandmother.

  • classy_drunk

    I saw a touch of Janice Dickenson in Caitlyn but that’s just me….

  • notwithoutmyTV

    If I never saw Shailene Woodley again, it would be too soon by half.

  • In the thumbnail on my phone I literally thought it was a photo of Shailene Woodley and wondered why she was saying “Call me Caitlyn.” So I was pleasantly surprised to see it was Caitlyn Jenner.

  • TN Gal

    I giggled at 1) Caitlyn’s magazine cover drops the same day as the baby news, and 2) Caitlyn is spelled with a “C”. Bwhahahahahaha!!!! Take that Pimp Mama Kris!!

    I think Caitlyn does resemble Jessica Lange and I think she looks great on the cover! Life is short. Everyone deserves a chance to be themselves and be happy.

  • notwithoutmyTV

    E.L. James Announces New Fifty Shades of Grey Book Told From Christian’s Perspective

    –Next up: the whole, turgid tale. told from the whip’s point of view. Totes titillating!

  • notwithoutmyTV

    I think the Kardashian spawn will probably be named “Rollover”.