Hello Trash Talkers! Last week a new ugly man/woman was added to the mostly clueless crew of Kim Kimble and some celebrities from not so long ago and one seemingly from ” The Land Before Time” the dinosaur flick, dropped in for questionable reasons.
Well the surprisingly humble Gabrielle Union has been having Kim do her mane for years, so that story line was legit. Plus Gabs has always had such gorgeous hair. I was impressed by someone who had starred in such moving films such as “Ten Things I Hate About You” being so modest. She was doing a shoot for a line of wine so she had to look super fabulous. Kim did a great job then starting sucking down the wine like a vacuum cleaner. Seems like our Kim appreciated the buzz.
Gabrielle Union in one of her most pivoting roles in “Bring It On”
Janice Dickinson came by, alternating back and forth between bipolar diva and sincerely nice person. She has hooked up with a better plastic surgeon and she still hasn’t eaten since birth. Unless it was in mind altering pill form. She flaunted her engagement ring then was dramatically stashed away by Kim into her private room. Five feet away the slovenly and seriously fluffy Naja started cackling at her looks along with Anthony, the borderline cute sometimes stylist.
Let’s see old Naj, she works as a nail bitch and Janice may have been a supermodel long ago but she has also had other legit gigs since then. Her green was showing. Anthony just got his station back. The twit does not need to lose his job by using Skunk Hair Sloppapatumous Naja for any kind of role model.
Naja waddled into Janice’s room to destroy her nails and went into the fakey friendly used car salesman mode that is cheaper than her dye job. Janice went into diva mode and yelled for Jose the receptionist to massage the cramp in her leg. Jose wants more air time so badly he would shower with her if he thought it would get him a gig. She started making dying cow noises which we discovered are her orgasmic noises.
Janice got away with trying to molest him while Leah, who had already seen that fame whore in action, axed him into the land of sullen unemployed actors.
China is still a yellow bitch, Dontay and Angela are pitiful and a new mannish woman who reminds me of some old piece of gravel slithered in at the end. She is a barber to pretend celebrities as well as a pretend human. She stole Anthony’s station, dismissed him then threw a punch at him for calling out her ludicrous behavior. Her name is Lisa or “Li” by the way.
Which brings us to the glorious second episode. A mirror has just landed against the wall while Lisa has taken her self-described “professional” self and thrown her ugly ass all over Anthony to snap him in half while she gets uglier and uglier before our very eyes.
Here are some highlights and then I will give you the entire scoop on these adventures in the full recap:
China’s sister is hired as the new receptionist by Leah, who supposedly didn’t know they were related. I am thinking staged.
Leah and Kim have a sit down with Anthony and Lisa that is so moronic I am now suspicious that Leah is on the crazy train.
Macy Gray shows up.
Angela throws a party to celebrate the opening of her salon and it leads to an enjoyable fight between her and Skunk Girl, also know as Naja.
Tune in tomorrow to get the full story. New crazies revealed….
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