My Trashies! Hello, how are you, Hi, Hi, Hi. Do you find that when you say hello to people now, you are just channeling Rinna?
Is everyone going well? It’s nearly Memorial Day- the “official” start of summer- are we excited? As MisRed is in Texas, it’s been summer since February- and MisRed has spent the past 3 days weeding and has spread 30 bags of mulch- with about 12 more to go. That’s right, MisRed is turning into a farmhand.
Maybe I can move to Kentucky and work on Brittany’s family farm? That MeeMaw’s beer cheese looks worth it.
Starting on a personal note- so so so proud of MrRed! Last night, lying in bed, I said, “Can you believe it…” and he INSTANTLY said (doing a perfect LuAnn, I might add) “I’m getting married!”
Yes, he’s a few seasons behind, but it’s taken me 15 years to train him to use a napkin… so <Teddi Hands> “I’ll take it.”
Last week, Ramona and Sonja went shopping in Great Neck. Ramona decided she wanted to become a lesbian so she could touch Sonja’s butt?
No need. Sonja eventually starts kissing the women too.
Adam wants to see someone else. Ramona told Carol that Bethenny said she was a puppet- which she didn’t. Dorinda announced a Murder Mystery Dinner for their Bezerk-shires weekend.
The episode opens with everyone preparing to go to The Berkshires.
$5.60 is $5.60
Dorinda is requesting a discount on Quiches and some other baked goods- $56 worth. Ramona and Carole are in a car together, which somehow seems to go against that laws of nature. Bethenny is lying in bed while her “Brand Manager” and some other chick throw Santa outfits at her to try on. MisRed is sure she would give new meaning to the phrase “Ho, Ho, Ho.”
This is what MisRed pictures: “Santa, do we really need 3 Hoes? Is ONE Ho not sufficient? We have LuAnn, isn’t she Ho enough for all of us? She likes Street Meat, ya know, get it? Street Meat? The triple Ho seems like a waste of time and I don’t have time for it- let’s declutter Xmas. Those other two Hoes are just cheater hoes anyway. Who needs ‘em?! We don’t need 8 reindeer. Maybe if you lost a few pounds we could get by with 4? Ya thank? Try this Skinny Girl- it will change your life. And when you’ve stopped being such a fat ass, Santa, I’ll get you into some Skinny Girl Jeans and take you to Puerto Rico, so you can see how magic really works. You think you can get shit delivered quick? You just watch me. I hustle. I was the first one into Puerto Rico you know.
As usual, it would appear that Xmas threw up all over Dorinda’s house.
My god, that’s a big coffee pot.
Dorinda already has a sense of foreboding… she says that locking these women up, in a big house, behind locked gates, on 18 acres is never a good idea. Nicely allowing us to know that she owns 18 acres in the Berkshires… but never mind that- Dorinda is decanting wine, which she has managed to open thanks “to my waitressing days.” Something tells me Dorinda would have figured out how to open a bottle of wine even if she hadn’t been a waitress.
Ramones and Carol arrive at Dorinda’s. She has invited Carol and Ramones to come early- she wants to have a relaxed, fun night. So she invited Ramona? Eh, well, at this point, Ramona is so NOT Ramona this season, she probably seems like the best choice. Did she invite Ramona to come early to fix the damage she did last year? Oh wait, no. That was fixed, and paid for, by production. And… Ramona said that the room could use a fresh coat of paint anyway. What’s injury when you can pile a little insult on top?
You wondered who buys all of this crap, didn’t you?
Dorinda’s decorations are, like, too much. She calls it “Old World meets New World meets Kitsch.” MisRed likes to call it- “Old Crap meets New Crap meets Belongs in a Dumpster.”
To give you a little perspective- in the first picture, the Mercedes looks small, right?
MisRed always admire people who can decorate like this. Mostly because it must mean they have TONS of storage space. MisRed is jealous.
Speaking of old, creaky, drafty and probably growing mold… oh wait, we weren’t talking about that, but now we are… as we are at Sonja’s. The buzzer rings and Sonja allows the person to enter and says “It’s just Satcko” as she sprays a little poo-pourri to cover up a recent fart.
Who you f*ck today, Honja?
Then Sonja’s loose-lipped facial-ist comes in… whose name is Satoko, actually. Sonja tells us she gets a facial every week. Because you “have to keep the dead skin off the top of your skin, and you get clogged up, then you’re not gonna be rosy and you’re gonna get wrinkles. Plus, it’s New York City.”
Imagine what she’d look like without weekly upkeep.
Most things MisRed has read recommends facials every 4 weeks, but… of course, a bankrupt legacy would need them more often. And not sure what it being New York City has to do with anything.
Wait… Sonja gets 4 facials a month but couldn’t donate anything to Bethenny’s Relief Charity? Ok, I’m going to go out on a CONSERVATIVE limb here and say it costs $200 a pop for Satoko to visit Sonja weekly. She, seriously, couldn’t have skipped 2 weeks?
The facial-ist is asking why Sonja has dyed “Rouge” red. Sonja says that the dog to which Satoko refers is not “Rouge,” but it’s “Marley.” And that Rouge “isn’t here anymore.” Apparently, Sonja gave him away.
She was threatening him as far back as 2013
Oh, and she also gave her cat away too. The Satoko thinks this is HORRIBLE- and of course Sonja is like “What about me? It was hard on me!”
Mr. Morgan tried to send Sonja to “the farm” many times…
She says she had too much to worry about with the pets and the interns and the house, so she had to “lighten up.” She asks Satoko “Is that bad?” And Satoko is like YES!!!
Was he gay before you forced your “kitty” on him?
Ok, MisRed isn’t going to go in QUITE as hard on Sonja as she deserves, because, frankly, the pets are better off being out of the tenement and away from Sonja.
MisRed aside: F*ck you, Sonja. And here is why. A pet is a commitment. One you consider BEFORE you obtain, said pet. Ok, Ok, you claim that Rouge went to a “couple in Maine” which, for all we know, could be bullshit, and the cat went to a “stylish, gay man in Hell’s Kitchen” which could be code for “Restaurant with questionable meat sources.” But Sonja, you are disgusting and half of what’s wrong with this world. A pet is not disposable. For Christssake, you have bottles of Wesson oil from 1973, but you get rid of your dog to “lighten up.” Sonja is gross. Every single day, I see people on Facebook hustling to save this dog or that because someone DISCARDED them like garbage. MisRed’s support staff all came from GARBAGE PEOPLE who needed to “lighten up.” MisRed isn’t even going to tell you the stories of Briscoe (former Support Staff, now Angel Support Staff), Javvy or Sunshine- but all abused, mistreated and/or abandoned.
Let’s just discuss Elvis- the most junior level Support Staff Member- he’s the PICKLES of this staff. Elvis was found wandering the street in Fort Worth. He is a BEAUTIFUL pure-breed Weimaraner. He was so thin that you could see his spine. Someone bought him- from a breeder-and opened their door one day and just let him go. When we got him, the only command he knew was “GO AWAY.” MisRed could cry thinking about how many times he was told to “go away.” When my husband takes off his belt to put his pants in the laundry, Elvis cowers. Once, MrRed picked up a dress shirt and shook it to de-wrinkle- and Elvis hit the deck. All Weimaraners are total assholes for the first 3-4 years, which is WHY you have to research and THEN commit. This f*cker has eaten holes in our walls and rug- he’s a total d*ck- but we made a commitment to him, to love him forever, no matter what. He will be a good dog one day. In the meantime, he is the sweetest boy, very gentle and very loving to everyone he meets. Yes, he’s eating our house, but he’s cute and that’s most of the reason he’s still alive. So MisRed would say “Suck a d*ck, Sonja” but you would probably enjoy that. So instead my wish for you is to have to watch your ex spending money on the wife he replaced you with on an ENDLESS loop. “
MisRed aside concluded.
MISSING: PICKLES, last spotted 2013
Satoko jumps right in. “Who are you having sex with now?” Sonja isn’t sure she wants to tell. Why? Because it’s Rocco? Satoko is like- Oh why? There are a couple of them? Sonja CLAIMS to never sleeps with two guys at the same time- and claims that she didn’t sleep with Frenchy. Sonja says that she feels horrible when she has sex with two guys at the same time. Satoko suggests a “24-hour downtime.” Sonja asks how Satoko does it- does she douche or use condoms? Sonja says that it feels WRONG and mens’ “sperms” are allergic to each other.
Satoko is like “Ha Ha Ha liar Ha Ha Ha cheap whore Ha Ha Ha you still have wrinkles Ha Ha Ha I tell everyone Ha Ha Ha.”
Bullsh*t. Bullsh*t. Bullsh*t. Maybe by “two guys at the same time” Sonja is referring to, like, double-penetration? But there is no way MisRed believes that Sonja doesn’t bang multiple people at the same time. Nor is there any way Sonja didn’t pork Frenchy. Why else would Frenchy hang out with Sonja? The woman has brown ice.
The Berkshires gals go out for dinner. Ramones says that she saw Sonja and it was like seeing the “old Sonja.” She thinks it’s a matter of time before Dorinda and Sonja “make up.” Carole asks Dorinda and Ramones, if either of them has seen Bethenny much over the past few months? Uh, duh, Dorinda went to PR with her… oh, MisRed forgot, Carole was too busy ordering 3 eggs any style to notice.
Yes. Just pass that plate over to MisRed.
Carole thinks there is a “disconnect,” and she reviews the argument at “Megu.” Dorinda says that she can’t put her finger on it, but there is definitely an issue between them. Carole says that she has heard rumblings about her donation to BStrong, as potentially, being the issue. Then Carole says something about the Marathon, MisRed tuned it out, because she is on Strike Two with Carole… and doesn’t want to get to Strike Three (Obsessive Marathon Talk + Egg Ordering Assholery)… Dorinda hints that it could be something about Adam wanting to be paid to “cook” for PR and for Houston and Bethenny was upset about it.
It’s not like Bethenny to over-react…
Carole says that Bethenny did call Adam and invite him to Houston but can’t imagine why Bethenny would be holding a grudge against Carole for it. PLUS now Bethenny is talking to everybody else about it and not to Carole. Carole interviews that the Bethenny she knows has NO PROBLEM talking directly to a person about any issue she has with them. So, to hear this- that she’s not even talking to Carole directly- about whatever the issue- it sucks. Carole recognizes that she and Bethenny have argued before but never in front of the group.
Dorinda and Ramona are excited that Carole has “found her voice.” Ramona even uses “cerebral” correctly in a sentence. MisRed is adding THAT to my evidence file of “Reasons MisRed suspects Ramona has been replaced by an alien…”
The following day, we see Carole wrapping a Donald Trump Chia Pet…harking back to her entire storyline LAST year. Ugh. But maybe next year she can give out replicas of Aviva’s fake leg.
Downstairs, Dorinda has a bite to eat and Ramona enters and says that she had previously been in the kitchen eating berries and that she “indulged” in one of the muffins.
Uh, yeah. Not a single muffin in sight.
Elsewhere, Kevin is driving Bethenny to Dorinda’s house.
Oh no. Kevin has an ugly sweater too?
Bethenny says “What would the Berkshires be with Bethenny?”
Fun. Quiet. Relaxing. Not Insane.
“I put the B in Berkshires.”
Well no. But she does put the B in “Arrogant, conceited, self-important, egocentric, narcissistic, self-involved Bitch.”
She puts the B in “Bad Guest.”
And she puts the B in “Showing Beaver while getting banged on a water bed.”
Ok, whatever, Bethenny. She says she is in “such a good mood, there is no way something is going to happen.”
How’s that for foreshadowing?
Back at the Mans, Carole has some birthday gifts for Dorinda… a makeup turban.
Dorinda is so excited for this Turban. What is so special about it???
Okaaaaay. It works suspiciously like a regular towel…. And the Donald Trump Chia Pet – which is from Carole AND Ramona. Carole, make sure you collect that $4.50 from Ramones.
Later, Ramona manhandles every single one of Dorinda’s 75 snow globes.
Bethenny arrives and admires Dorinda’s decorations.
Meanwhile Ramona plays with the snow globes.
Bethenny IMMEDIATELY shows Dorinda her sweater. It has ugly, puffy, felt snowmen from Walmart glued on the front and underneath it says “Chilling with my Snowmies.” Wow. How on trend… for 1995.
Meanwhile Ramona plays with the snow globes.
Then Bethenny orders Dorinda to call a contact to try to get a FAO Schwarz Nutcracker for her kid- Bethenny saw it and 5 minutes later it was gone.
Meanwhile Ramona plays with the snow globes…
Dorinda is now on Bethenny’s payroll and on a search for this Nutcracker… which, as it turns out, is life-size. Just what every 7 year old, living in a NYC apartment, needs.
Upstairs, Carole puts THESE on…
In her room, Bethenny whips out a pair of Skinny Girl “Jeans.”
Speaking of going back to 1995. Or hell, 1985. Honey, no.
Carole comes into Bethenny’s room and tells everyone that she has written a backstory for her Murder Mystery Dinner character- Polly Politico.
Yes, yes, she was married, but her husband died. So, she decided to run for the board of her Condo association… and then she got 10 cats named Baby… and then she was accused of having a ghost writer by a peg-legged nemesis, then she protested the new President… then she ran a marathon….
Ok, MisRed just made that up, but you know that’s the story, right?
We don’t hear the actual story, but Bethenny thinks because Carole wrote a backstory, she has too much time on her hands. As an alternate explanation, Bethenny might want to consider… Carole is a writer. Seems reasonable.
More reasonable than someone who “invented” a cocktail making f*cking pajama jeans. Also, we don’t have any footage of assistants throwing Santa Suits at Carole to try on…so who is to say who has time on their hands?
Bethenny used her Kohl’s Cash to clean out the fugly sweater department.
Bethenny, literally, throws Carole’s Xmas gift at her- unwrapped- a sweater that says, “All I want for Christmas is a new President… and a real Marathon party in my honor.”
Carole interviews that she knows she needs to have a conversation with Bethenny, but, thus far, Bethenny isn’t acting like there is any kind of issue, so Carole is just going to do the same.
Cool. The whole thing will probably blow over. I mean, you know how, on these shows, things go unaddressed and then people, simply, forget about them?
How many Teamsters is Dorinda planning to feed?
The girls sit in the kitchen. Ramona says that she likes Bethenny’s sweater. This is the conversation:
B- Do you get it, Ramona?
R- I like it.
B- No, but – what it says.
R- I didn’t see what it said. <walks closer to Bethenny> Chilling with my… snowmile?
B- Oh, God.
Dorinda and Carole chime in: SNOWMIES
B- Carole, be quiet.
Come on Ramona… rub those two brain cells together…
Ramona tries to work out the puzzle in her head… does anyone else smell smoke?
R- Snowmies. Snowmies? What are snowmies? Smowmen, I guess, snow people.
B- Heck, I might have to hug you.
Dorinda: I predicted you wouldn’t’ get it.
B- I predicted it too.
R- Does it have something to do with the vagina?
R- It has something to do with the vagina, right?
B- Yes, chilling with my three vaginas. I have three vaginas. Were you not aware of that?
Dorinda: CHILLING WITH MY SNOWMIES
B- Don’t tell her yet. Let her—no, DO NOT TELL HER. Let her look it up on the internet. Let her figure it out.
Carole: Chilling with my homies.
R- What’s a homie?
Can we have a round of applause for Ramona Singer? Somehow this bitch is a millionaire and didn’t need a man to make it, so she could take it from him in a divorce.
Of course Tinsley travels with her own pillow.
Lu, Tinsley and Sonja roll up to Dorinda’s house. Lu is in Monkey Fur- I guess she drew the short straw.
Here I am girls, woefully underprepared!!
We play the Snowmies/ Homies game all over again. Lu gets it, we assume Tinsley get it and Sonja gets it because she screwed a 23 year old in an alley the previous night and he was wearing one for Santa-Con. Who cares?
Who wants wine? Count MisRed in.
These are the rules, bitches.
The girls sit down for lunch and Dorinda announces that there are “Rules of Engagement” this year.
- Len works for Dorinda…not for them.
Len is Dorinda’s housekeeper. If they need something they should go to Dorinda. Toilet paper is in the mud room. Bahahaah, appropriate. They are all adults and are capable of serving themselves- they can pour their own wine.
You KNOW that Ramona was having poor Len, re-sole her shoes last year or something.
- We do not touch other people’s stuff when you are in this house.
Cut to Sonja parading around in the negligee that Richard gave Dorinda- which Sonja had to dig around to find in the first place. Well that’s ok, this year Sonja is going to dig up Richard and wear him like last year’s Versace.
- Respect the home.
Comment made for Ramona’s sake obviously.
The ladies of GLOW called- they want their look back
Sonja says that she’s on her best behavior this trip. She brought her own slippers- probably the ones she stole from LuAnn’s closet in the Hamptons. AND she has her own PJs. “Because the last thing I want to be is ostracized.” Great. Congratulations Sonja. Let’s hope her PJs don’t get to be too much to handle and she will have to send them to a couple in Maine so Sonja can LIGHTEN UP.
Lu and Sonja are to share a room. Upon entering they immediately begin to mock the fish hanging on the walls. Not sure why? It’s the perfect room for them- two old whores, who both boned Tom, who smell like rotten fish? What??? Is MisRed wrong?
So, they set to work on decorating the fish. So much for respecting the home and, you know, not touching other people’s stuff.
Sonja says that she doesn’t want to be held responsible for ANY damages- so proceeds to take photos of all the flaws in the room so she can’t be blamed. Really Sonja? It’s like you are renting a car. Why don’t you put a selfie in there? You know, while we are capturing things that are “damaged” and indeed of “repair.”
With this MisRed started to get more pissed off about Sonja’s shedding of her animals, so she did some digging. The cat is fine. There is a whole article about him online- Sonja apparently discussed the cat on WWHL while she was trying to get in a three-way with Keith Hernandez and Rinna’s cellophane-wrapped Bunny. No word on the dog.
The ladies get ready for the Murder Mystery Dinner.
Ad for MisRed’s local Murder Mystery Dinner
Everyone is in costume.
Rhett, the Butler- bahahahahaha- shows up, along with the actors. Oh dear, and they are already in character.
The backstory is, Mr. Feathersby (one of the actors) owns the manor and each of the guest have a vested interest in Mr. Feathersby- and at some point, someone is going to get killed. Feathersby has an assistant- Aiden.
This one has victim written all over him…
Dorinda says it could be her, it could be Mr. Feathersby, or it could be Len.
Oh NO! Not Len!!!
No, no, Len is just praying for death, that’s all.
Sonja, aka Maria Antipasta, meets the actor playing Mr. Feathersby, and immediately is looking to score with him. Maria has brought her electronic calculator with her.
Sonja is calculating how to get Feathersby in the sack
Thanks for keeping with the time period, Sonja, you are a real f*cking genius. Sonja mentions that there COULD be a few more men at the party, but she will take the ones there. Honestly, does there even need to be a man attached to the penis?
Bethenny is in full character.
Her part is off center… officially annoying MisRed
Bethenny notes that Carole is playing a vintage politician with a deceased husband, so in other words “Carole is playing Carole.”
Carole is smoking in character again.
Tinsley just pulled out a dress from her closet.
I heard it, so I repeated it.
Ramona is stirring the pot amongst the characters, telling Feathersby that his assistant told her that he hates him. Bethenny calls Ramona out – in character- for stirring the pot. Lol.
MisRed can’t get into these characters and this “mystery.”
Sweet jesus, LuMan arrives in full costume, looking almost female, speaking French- badly. MisRed doesn’t even speak French, but she knows bad French when she hears it.
Bethenny is going on and on about these fritters that Dorinda has served when one of the characters collapses.
First things first.
That’s the murder.
Never mind HIM, DO NOT DROP THOSE FRITTERS!!
Ramona starts pounding on his chest.
Tell me your name isn’t Tom…
LuAnn gives him mouth to mouth. Sonja offers to sit on his face, but he seems to already have died from asphyxiation.
Unless someone is really getting killed, can we move this along?
Bethenny wants to know if the guy died from a fritter. Sonja mourns the loss of a male leg to hump at the dinner table.
Instead of calling the cops, they sit down to dinner. Who is the murderer? Dorinda could give two sh*ts about the dead guy in the living room- she wants to know where the drinks are. Ramona asks for more tequila and LuMan, in character, says she can’t have tequila because she “falls into the bushes.”
Nice job editors…
Then Freddy Feathersby starts choking. Tinsley is like “Freddy, What’s up?”
Whassup wid you, Tins?
Way to use olde tyme vernacular, Tinsley, harking it way back to 1999.
Ramona starts smacking him on the back. Then Rhett advises that he is actually a Berkshires Cop and he is there to solve the mystery.
Sonja is upset at the demise of another fellatio target…
They need to figure out who murdered the people… Dorinda IMMEDIATELY admits her guilt. She’s like “I did it!!!”
I KILLED THEM BOTH! LET’S DRINK!
She just wants to get the murder over with and eat dinner.
This was the stupidest thing MisRed has ever seen and she’s been recapping Housewives shows for years.
Bethenny says that next year they should actually kill someone. MisRed would be up for that- let me know if you need the list I’ve compiled.
They review a previous Berkshires visit when they went to Heather’s house and she had no air conditioning. Ramona keeps referring to Heather as “that woman.” Everyone is like- why do you keep calling her “that woman” to which Ramona changes to “the woman” which REALLY makes it better. Ramona says she can’t remember people’s names- and Bethenny interjects “Or things you say- you said I called Carole a puppet.”
Oh ok, the old Ramona has been teleported back in for the scene saying “Somebody called you a puppet. I don’t remember who it was, I just repeated it. Sorry, I repeated it.” Dorinda orders Len to remove the steak knives.
Dorinda asks Bethenny and Carole if they feel they have tension? Bethenny says no. Carole says that she feels the vibe is a little off. Carole asks the reason? Bethenny is like- let’s talk about it later. But then they get into it, at Dorinda’s encouragement.. Bethenny says she’s not upset with Carole. Carole says she has heard that Bethenny is either upset about something having to do with Adam or about her level of financial support for Bethenny’s charity. Bethenny denies it and Carole tells her- “Don’t lie.”
Bethenny interviews that what she said was that she never really heard much from Carole regarding PR- and that’s the truth- that Carole just didn’t seem that interested in it. MisRed doesn’t want to stick up for Carole and the Marathon- but in fairness, when this happened Carole was training for the marathon. And the process of training, which I’m sure most people could figure out is that you have to -progressively do longer and longer runs. Carole is not a fast runner- it took her over 6 hours to run the marathon so her training runs could have taken up most of her days, literally. Not that it’s an excuse, but Bethenny sometimes fails to realize that everyone’s first thought everyday isn’t Bethenny.
But also, as much as Bethenny has bitched about Carole on the show and we saw Carole let Bethenny have it in her blog last week… at the end of the day, you need to decide who you want in your life. Do you want someone who never returns calls, never answers their phone, converts their kitchen to an office and is incapable of ordering eggs? Do you want someone who talks a mile a minute about themselves almost exclusively and when not talking about themselves is talking about what jerks everyone else on earth is because they don’t act like her. If those are the friends you choose and these are the people you really want in your life- then you have to accept them for who they are- flaws and all. If you can’t do that, then you aren’t going to be friends.
Why do you think that Sonja, Ramona and LuAnn all stick together? Because they are all assholes.
Carole said that Page Six had called her a few months prior about a story of a feud between Carole and Bethenny and that Carole squashed it. Then Bethenny had accused Dorinda of planting the story- which Dorinda denies. Bethenny says that she said that to Carole – that she thought Dorinda planted the piece, but didn’t think it would be repeated.
So, the crux of this is that Carole says that Bethenny called or emailed or somehow contacted Adam to go to Houston. Bethenny denies this. ??? Carole is a little incredulous because Adam told her that Bethenny had called him and she heard it from another source, a mutual friend, that Bethenny somehow asked Adam to go to Houston.
Bethenny says that she is freaking out. But why? She denies that she did it, yet she told Dorinda that she had asked Adam to go to either Houston or PR.
Ramona is happy to see Carole fight with Bethenny because usually when anyone else does, they roll over because Bethenny has much better “verbal skills.”
It’s so true. MisRed used to work with this German woman- ay yi yi. She was one of these people that would not stop talking and verbally bullying you until you just agreed with her to make the pain stop. She also ordered Proactiv for MisRed because she thought she needed it, but that’s a whole other story. I mean, MisRed did need it, but it’s not exactly a polite thing to do. “I ordered you the Proactiv Solution and now they will bill your credit card.”
They both think they are telling the truth and are arguing over semantics, but they aren’t getting to the point. They argue over whether it was Saturday or a Sunday when Bethenny contacted Adam… which she says she didn’t do, but Bethenny insists it was Saturday. Both say the other is wrong.
Carole says that every time they are together Bethenny is aggressive- Bethenny denies it and then Carole calls her “honey” which Bethenny considers to be condescending. Carole wants to go big picture- and not focus on the minutia, but Bethenny won’t let her talk. Carole is like- PLEASE- you talk a lot. Just let me talk.
Ok, so Bethenny’s game here is that she is going to drown Carole with DETAILS. Details that, maybe, a man, like- say- Adam, wouldn’t necessarily remember or even relay to Carole. But Bethenny figures if she stacks up enough tiny pieces of info that the wall of crap will just cover Carole. LOL. It’s kind of a good tactic if you can get away with it. But most people go down swinging- imagine Ramona in this situation- she’d be flipping out, screaming and yelling- making herself look crazy… and then Bethenny will look like she knows all of the facts and Ramona gets buried. But Carole isn’t freaking out, she is calmly addressing point by point and Bethenny is the one getting flustered.
Tinsley is like… I feel awkward.
Bethenny and Carole argue about how they feel about each other and how neither is showing that there is an issue. Carole tells Bethenny that she loves her and has such great affection for her, but it doesn’t seem that Bethenny feels the same way about Carole.
TO BE CONTINUED
Next week we get this LuAnn gem- apparently someone says that LuAnn is a loser- Lu’s replies “Well if I’m a loser then the rest of the world sucks.”
Well everyone hold on because we are about to suck… which Sonja couldn’t be happier about.
Dorinda owns Santa. Bethenny is done.
Waste of cake
Dorinda smashes her face in her own birthday cake.
Okay, great. Can someone hand me my pistol?
Sonja claims to have a big-picture mind and then tells a workman that she had sex on the sink in the staff room.”
So this was just a filler episode to warm up for next week when we ASSUME Carole and Bethenny are going to go to the mattresses. Are we taking sides or do we hope they tear each other to shreds? Sonja does nothing but disappoint on so many levels. As does Ramona who doesn’t know a muffin from a pastry. Thank God Dorinda got that discount.
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