Jay-Z and Beyonce Are Worth More Than Actual Countries – Billboard
Jay-Z and Beyonce are worth more money than god. Forbes places their net worth at 1.16 billion with a b dollars. They are stupid rich, own basically everything, and could buy and sell everyone. Well, he could. She is super busy making it abundantly clear that she is definitely pregnant this time.
Dina Manzo Injured in Home Invasion – Bravo
In horrific news, Dina Manzo, of RHONJ fame, was injured in a home invasion this weekend. She and her boyfriend came home to burglars who, reenacting every single girl’s nightmare, beat them both, tied them up, and stole their money and jewels. This news was so horrifying, but gave family members the opportunity to call tabloids and actually get a call back. Caroline Manzo and Chris Laurita are very upset, understandably, but would be less upset if someone would just put them back on tv. Poor Dina, this sounded so terrifying. Hopefully she can recover physically and emotionally.
LuAnn D’Agostino Married Tom Despite His Wandering Non-Grocery-Store-Owning-PantSnake Because She Had Something to Prove? Question Mark? – People
Tamra Judge Thinks Phaedra Parks Should be Fired – Us Weekly
Sorry, Tammy, no one asked you. Also there is not a firing quota at Bravo. You cannot save your job by calling for Andy to fire everyone else. Now get back to work at denying your husband’s secret personally life while not-so-secretly spinning it into a plot line that will last you at least a season and a half.
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